35+ Mouse Puns That Will Have You Squeaking With Laughter

Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Jan 24, 2024 By Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Originally Published on Dec 01, 2020
Edited by Flora Wilson
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Mice jokes and puns are some of the funniest and cutest animal puns ever.

These little guys not only possess a silly long tail but also a lifelong love for cheese too. Their furry and bumpy look lists them among the cutest mini creatures.

Here are some funny mouse jokes and puns that would compel you to laugh. Mice puns and jokes never go out of trend just like our furry friends. So, here is a list of the funniest mice joke and mouse pun ever.

For more funny animal jokes and puns check out monkey jokes and otter jokes, right here on Kidadl.

Funny Mouse Puns

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As the mouse never stops eating, we should also never stop laughing. The rain of puns should never stop! Let's enjoy these funny mouse puns without any wait!

1. The most popular Roman emperor mouse was Julius Cheeser!

2. I lost my job today as a rodent keeper. I'm no longer Mr. Mice Guy.

3. Mice are afraid to swim in water since there are catfish in it!

4. The most loving cheese of a mouse is mouseralla.

5. The brilliant, furry, and funny one at sword fight is always a Mouseketeer.

6. When the homeowner got a cat, the mice communicated with each other by using dots, dashes, and squeaks - Mouse Code.

7. The husband mouse and his wife had a great fight over what portion of cheese they would take. However, they finally decided to compro-mice a little, they both had half.

8. Whenever a mouse develops callouses on its feet, they use pu-mice stone to get rid of it.

9. The gray, hairy thing on a mouse's face is known as a mouse-tache.

10. A mystery mouse that doesn't like to have his identity known is called the anony-mouse.

11. Mice love to stay inside when the sky is all cloudy because it can rain cats and dogs outside.

12. If you are able to make a mouse dance to your tunes, then you will have a real mice-tro in your hands.

13. The mice asked the King of rats what his favorite musical instrument was. He replied that it was mouse-organ.

14. A mouse that always stays outside on the roads is called a roadent.

Cute Puns About Mice

Funny cute jokes about mice have reached a great extent, especially in the animation world. Whether it is 'Mickey Mouse' or 'Tom And Jerry', their fun and cuteness have overloaded everywhere. Let's enjoy a shower of funny mice animal jokes and puns right here!

15. If you ever save a drowning mouse, you have to first recover him by using mouse to mouse resuscitation.

16. Yesterday a mouse got arrested because he was stealing mous-tard.

17. When the mice missed Church for four consecutive weeks, the pastor came to his house and said, "I'd like to talk to you about Cheesus."

18. The mouse from Europe always went to Czechy Cheese to celebrate her birthday.

19. The all-season play of a mouse is the hide and squeak game.

20. I took a photo of a little mouse in my kitchen. Even though I didn't say 'say cheese', that was probably what was in its mind.

21. As soon as it was mid-December, the mice started exchanging cross-mouse cards among each other.

22. The mouse screamed "hard cheese" when his front tooth broke!

23. The little mouse had a dream that when he grows older, he will stay in a cottage cheese.

24. Mice family met to hamster and said very sweetly "Mice to meet you!"

25. The most hated music for a mouse in the mouse world is trap music.

26. The famous German mouse who opened a supermarket for other German mice is Stuart Lidl.

27. The mice went to his favorite hotel on his birthday, his forever love 'The Stilton.'

28. A bully shouted to a cute mini mouse in exam hall "you are chee-sing."

29. Micky Mouse couldn't find his pet so he went to outer space and finally found Pluto!

30. The early bird flew very high and shouted "We are finally going to cheese our prey."

Computer Mouse Puns

What is the similarity between a computer mouse and an animal mouse? The former squeaks and the later clicks. However, both are mouses and have similar feelings. Let's reveal some computer mouse jokes quickly.

31. The favorite food of a computer mouse is none other than microchips.

32. Edward Scissorhands does not like to use the computer mouse at all. He goes for the shortcut keys.

33. Once a cursor asked an angry, anony-mouse his identity, the mouse said, "I am the mouse who clicks."

34. A mouse can never leave a computer because its tail is plucked in the monitor.

35. Back in the medieval period, the mouse was created from dragon poop. You probably know about the 'dragon drop' interface.

36. If you offer a mouse a cookie, he won't eat it, he'll just ask if he could use it for your browsing.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly puns for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for mouse puns then why not take a look at rat puns or bat puns and jokes, or for something different take a look at airplane jokes.

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Written by Rajnandini Roychoudhury

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

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Rajnandini RoychoudhuryBachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature. 

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