31+ Best Deadpool Quotes To Make All Teen Heroes Laugh

Deadpool quotes will make you fall off your seats laughing.

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Deadpool is a fictional American antihero of the Marvel comic universe.

Created by Fabian Nicieza and Rob Liefeld, Deadpool made his first appearance in the Marvel comic book world in 'The New Mutants #98', first published in 1991. Deadpool was initially created as a super villain, appearing in 'The New Mutant' series, and the 'X-Force' comic series but he later evolved into his present more acclaimed antihero persona.

He made his first silver screen appearance in the 2009 film 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' starring the Canadian-American actor, Ryan Reynolds, who eventually became the face of this lovable antihero persona in all the 'Deadpool' movies as well as the 'X-Men' movie series. Deadpool, who also goes by the name Wade Winston Wilson, is a disfigured mercenary fighting cancer, possessing the mutant trait of superhuman ability of regeneration and physical prowess. What sets him apart from the other superheroes of the comic universe is his blatant and humorous acceptance of his existence as a comic character. The 2016 'Deadpool' film, produced by 20th Century Fox Studios, follows Wade, a.k.a Merc with a Motor Mouth, in his quest to hunt down and destroy the evil scientist, Ajax whose torturous rogue experiment leaves him with a scarred appearance and accelerated healing powers and a twisted sense of humor. He is joined in his quest by the mutant allies Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Reynolds' portrayal truly breathed life into the comic character, and is what made it the iconic character it is today. If you want your dose of fun, check out the list of the awesome Deadpool quotes we have compiled for you.

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'Deadpool' Movie Quotes

Deadpool quotes that will tickle you.

The first Deadpool movie, released in 2016 starring Reynolds, managed to hit all the right notes with the audience, and even more so because of the actor's close-to-real-life portrayal of the character. Reynolds fits the character like a hand in a glove. If you are a fan of the handsome actor and his comic skills, then check out the list of some of the best quotes from the movies we have plucked out just for you.

1. "Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

2. "It's weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

3. "McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

4. "Please don't make the super-suit green... or animated!"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

5. "Maximum effort!"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

6. "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

7. "All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

8. "Negasonic Teenage… That's the coolest name ever!"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

9. "I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

10." But some of the best love stories start with a murder."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

11. "You're probably thinking, 'My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a... kebab!'"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

12. "The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you, but what it does to the people you love."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

13. "What are you expecting? Sam Jackson showing up in an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? Go!"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

14. "If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting ... swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate.....on that day, I'll send you your shiny, happy... friend request."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

15. "You're about to be killed by a Zamboni."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool', 2016.

Awesome 'Deadpool 2' Quotes

Vanessa and Deadpool make for a lovely couple.

Here are some Deadpool quotes from the second movie of the franchise. You'll also find some Vanessa quotes here.

16. "Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller."

-Blind Al, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

17. "With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I'm basically Hawkeye."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

18. "Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be."

-Vanessa, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

19. "You're so dark. Are you sure you're not from the DC universe?"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

20. "Hey, look at me. You are not your father."

-Vanessa, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

21. "I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

22. "Zip it, Thanos!"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

23. "I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun."

- Peter, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

24. "Doing the right thing is messy. You want to fight for what's right, sometimes you have to fight dirty."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

25. "Just once, I going to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

26. "Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2', 2018.

Funny 'Deadpool' Quotes

Here is a list of the funniest Deadpool quotes to help you on in your tedious day from comics and other animated movies.

27. "He's not punking me! Okay... he punked me a little bit. But c'mon! How'm I supposed to do my thing when he's already doin' my thing!"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Evil Deadpool - Part 2: Come Get Some', 2012.

28. "Please, Al, a little warning next time... Some of us aren't blind y'know?"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool, Volume 1 #11', 1997.

29. "Take it from me, the guy they call the Merc with a Mouth... sometimes your best weapon is shutting up!"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool, Volume 7 #11', 2019.

30. "You should know I'm undefeated against opponents with nose rings."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool: The Gauntlet Infinite Comic Vol 1 #3', 2014.

31. "So far marriage is pretty awesome, and the new crib is like living in a Tim Burton movie."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool: The Honeymoon Is Over', 2014.

32. "My common sense is tingling."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Deadpool: Mouthful of Malice, Head Full of Cheese', 1999.

33. "Hey, if you looked like Ryan Reynolds crossed with a shar-pei, you'd understand!"

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Cable & Deadpool Vol 1 #2', 2004.

34. "Attention circus patrons! I have come from another dimension to take your daredevil pooch. He is needed to save many worlds."

-Wade Wilson/Deadpool, 'Prelude To Deadpool Corps Vol 1 #3', 2010.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Deadpool quotes then why not take a look at superhero quotes, or inspirational Marvel quotes.


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