40 Best Joey Tribbiani Quotes That Are Still Funny Today

Joey quotes are some of the best in the show.

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Joey Tribbiani is a character played by Matt Le Blanc from the show, 'Friends' and it's spin-off, 'Joey'.

The show 'Friends' revolves around six characters in their 20s and their lives. Joey is one of these six characters.

His character is shown as a little less switched on than the other characters but he has the best moments in the series. He even has a catchphrase of "how you doin'?" This catchphrase is associated with Joey, just as much Ross is associated with dinosaurs! Read up on the quotes below to know more.

If you liked our Joey Tribbiani quotes go check out Chandler Bing quotes and Ted Mosby quotes.

Best Of Joey's Quotes

Tribbiani quotes has one of the best character arc quotes.

Here we have the best of Joey Tribbiani food quotes and more that everyone will love.

1. "Chandler: Hey, you cry every time someone mentions Titanic.

Joey: Those two only had each other!"

- Season Seven, Episode Nine.

2. "Phoebe: Ok repeat after me, Je m'appelle Claude.

Joey: Je de coupe plough!"

- Season 10, Episode 13.

3. "Monica: So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.

Joey: Food? Uh-huh gimme!"

- Season Seven, Episode 17.

4. "Amy Green: Uh, sure you wanna eat that?

Joey: I'm curvy and I like it!"

- Season 10, Episode Five.

5. "You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends."

- Joey, Season Eight, Episode 11.

6. "Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is: You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own … Look at me - I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?"

-Joey, Season Three, Episode Two.

7. "Ross: It tastes like feet!

Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it… I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!"

- Season Six, Episode Nine.

8. "Joey: The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything… By the way, you owe me $400.

Chandler: Is this a service you're providing me?"

- Season Six, Episode 19.

9. "Over the line? You... you... you're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!"

- Joey, Season Four, Episode Seven.

10. "Joey doesn't share food!"

- Joey, Season 10, Episode Nine.

11. "Hey! How you doin…"

- Joey, Season Four, Episode 13.

12. "Joey: If he doesn't like you, then this is all just a moo point.

Rachel: Huh. A moo point?

Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter. It's 'moo'."

- Season Seven, Episode Eight.

13. "Here come the meat sweats."

- Joey, Season Eight, Episode Nine.

14. "You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?"

- Joey, Season 10, Episode 17.

15. "You know, some of those are pretty hard! Like, why would there be a ghost in my fridge?"

- Joey, Season 10, Episode 11.

Funny Joey Tribbiani Quotes

Joey quotes are from some of the best moments of the show.

Below are some of the most hilarious lines from the sweet Friends' character that you'll love.

16. "Joey: You waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.

Ross: No, no, no. I am not in the zone.

Joey: Ross, you're mayor of the zone."

- Season One, Episode Seven.

17. "Why God? Why? We had a deal! Let the others grow old! Not me."

- Season Seven, Episode 14.

18. "Rachel : Ok, Joey, we're luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the Cunningham?

Joey : Uh, wow - you just said a bunch of stuff I didn't know there."

- Season Seven, Episode Three.

19. "Hey Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means."

- Joey, Season Two, Episode One.

20. "Phoebe: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?

Joey: I can't find the remote."

- Season Two, Episode Seven.

21. "Occupation? Dinosaurs."

- Joey, Season Nine, Episode Two.

22. "Joey: Rach, these are for you.

Rachel: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.

Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do."

- Season Two, Episode Nine.

23. "Come on, think about it. You're eighteen. Okay. She's forty-four. When you're thirty-six, she's gonna be eighty-eight."

- Season Three, Episode 18.

24. ""Phoebe: Joey, can I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?

Joey: Okay.

Phoebe Thank you. (Pours his coffee in a thermos and puts his muffin in her purse.) Thank you!

Joey: Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?"

- Season Nine, Episode 11.

25. "You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan."

- Joey, Season Three, Episode 21.

26. "Monica: People never say 'We need to talk' unless it's something bad.

Joey: Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you … maybe he just cheated on you."

- Season Three, Episode 23.

27. "Chandler: You’re turning into a woman.

Joey: No I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean.

Chandler: Now I’ve upset you? What did I say?

Joey: It’s not what you said. It’s the way you said it….Oh My God, I’m a woman!"

- Season Six, Episode Eight.

28. "Ross: What is that taste?

Joey: What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath."

- Season Three, Episode 24.

29. "Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths."

-Joey,  Season 10, Episode Eight.

30. "Joey: It hurts my Joey's apple!"

- Season Seven, Episode 14.

Most Famous of Joey's Quotes

These are some of the most famous lines like Joey Tribbiani French quotes.

31. "Rachel: Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce.

Joey: What is the matter with you?

Monica: No. Barry and Mindy.

Joey: Oh, sorry, I hear 'divorce' and I automatically go to Ross."

- Season Six, Episode 15.

32. "It's just... you know, they're parents. After a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better... You gotta let them make their own mistakes."

- Joey, Season One, Episode 13.

33. "Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. Really listen ... Je m'appelle Claude.

Joey: Je te flouppe Fli.

Phoebe: Oh, mon Dieu!

Joey: Oh, de fuff!"

- Season 10, Episode 13.

34. "Monica: We've got salmon roulettes and crudites."

Joey: What are you doing? In poker, there's no food with more than one syllable. It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz."

- Season One, Episode 18.

35. "Chandler: Hold on a second, Joe. Where do Dutch people come from? They come from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?

Joey: Nice try! See, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from."

- Season Three, Episode Nine.

36. "Ben! Ben! Hey, Ben. Nothing. I don’t think that’s his name."

- Joey, Season One, Episode 23.

37. "Joey: Age?

Clifford: Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?

Joey: I'm a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician."

- Season Eight, Episode 23.

38. "Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No, wait, 16. No, excuse me, heh, 15. All right, when was 1990?"

- Joey, Season Two, Episode One.

39. "Chandler: I'm only pretend-moving to Yemen, okay? It's the only way I can get rid of her.

Joey: Oh, good one! And 'Yemen', that actually sounds like a real country!"

- Season Four, Episode 15.

40. "Phoebe: We're wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.

Joey: Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men."

- Season Two, Episode 24.

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