50 Best Scorpio Quotes That Are Funny, Sassy And True!

Srija Chanda
Dec 12, 2023 By Srija Chanda
Originally Published on Mar 04, 2021
Edited by Jacob Fitzbright
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Scorpio occupies the eighth position among the zodiac signs, and their motto is said to be 'I desire'.

Scorpio is a water sign and is governed by Mars and Pluto. It is said that one shouldn't be on the wrong side of the Scorpios, though they are said to be forgiving.

Scorpios are the most ambitious zodiac of the lot. Scorpio women and men are said to have a mysterious aura around them, making them highly attractive.

Scorpios are extremely strategic and creative when it comes to their work. Some famous Scorpios are Bill Gates and Sylvia Plath. If you are looking for funny Scorpio quotes and quotes about being a Scorpio, you will thoroughly enjoy this article.

If you like this, check out Leo quotes and Aquarius quotes.

Scorpio Quotes And Sayings

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These Scorpio star sign quotes will make you understand the intricacies of a Scorpion's mind.

1."Scorpios love to secretly influence the person in power to do the things they want to do, without having the full limelight."

-Alex Dimitrov and Dorothea Lasky, 'Astro Poets: Your Guides To The Zodiac'.

2. "The Scorpio man or woman generally knows what he or she wants out of life. He is a determined person. He sees something through to the end."

-Margarete Beim, 'Scorpio'.

3. "Scorpio women are total are go-getters"

-Unknown.*

4."A Scorpio is a better fit behind the curtain, pulling the strings of the operation and telling everyone where to go with just the immense power of their eyes."

-Alex Dimitrov and Dorothea Lasky, 'Astro Poets: Your Guides To The Zodiac'.

5. "Scorpio women have a scornful contempt for members of their sex who flop in the roles of sweetheart, wife and mother, once they’re stuck with the parts."

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman’s Sun Signs'.

6. "Scorpio people are variously described as powerful, weak, independent, clinging, passionate, and cold."

-Joanna Martine Woolfolk, 'The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need'.

7. "Scorpio women are completely unpredictable."

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Sun signs'.

8."The Scorpio women have a disconcerting gift that can make icy shivers run up your spine.

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Sun signs'.

9."When these people, Scorpios, start to feel really close to their lovers, they become the most attached of the zodiac and they have a really hard time letting go."

-Jessica Lanyadoo, 'Astrology For Real Relationships'.

10. "She's brimming over inside with passion, though it's kept under rigid control by a poised, frosty attitude toward strangers, and a surface smoothness suggestive of black velvet."

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Sun signs'.

Scorpio Women Quotes

These Scorpio women quotes will make you realize more how inspirational the Scorpio quotes are.

11."Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood."

- Marie Curie

12."I’m a Scorpio, and who knows if there is any validity to it, but I’m very emotional."

- Chely Wright.

13."I’m competitive with myself, and that goes hand in hand with how I present myself."

-Katy Perry.

14."I have my family and my friends. It’s equally as important to me to be a good friend and a good sister and a good daughter. I’m very close with my family and friends."

- Winona Ryder.

15. "I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose."

-Sylvia Plath.

16"Life's journey should be in quest neither of power nor wealth but of inner worth."

-Indira Gandhi.

17."I had to learn as a young woman to control my emotions."

-Hillary Clinton.

18."The men liked to put me down as the best woman painter. I think I'm one of the best painters."

-Georgia O'Keeffe.

19."I really am a full-blown Scorpio. Whenever I look things up about my sign, it’s like check, check check: thoughtful, detailed, moody, stubborn, prideful, emotional."

-Selah Louise Marley.

20."Power is like being a lady… if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t."

-Margaret Thatcher.

Famous Scorpio Quotes

These quotes by the celebrity Scorpios will make their way to your heart!

21."My  life has been nothing but a failure."

- Claude  Monet.

22."Poetry is a sort of inspired mathematics, which gives us equations, not for abstract figures, triangles, squares, and the like, but for the human emotions."

-Ezra Pound.

23."When I decide to do something, I stick with it, total commitment."

-Joaquin Phoenix.

24."As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others."

- Bill Gates.

25."Always go too far, because that’s where you’ll find the truth."

-Albert Camus.

26."Kill them with success and bury them with a smile."

-Leonardo DiCaprio.

27."Beautiful women believe in their intelligence; Intelligent women don’t believe in their beauty."

-Pablo Picasso.

28."My home life now is mostly women. They are better than us. They make me better."

-Ryan Gosling.

29."All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women."

-Voltaire.

30."Life is fragile. We're not guaranteed a tomorrow so give it everything you've got."

- Tim Cook.

Scorpio Love Quotes

These quotes will Scorpio women and men will tell you the side you are on.

31."A Scorpio woman need not be a legal wife to give wifely love and devotion."

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Sun signs'.

32."To Scorpio men and women, love is a consuming flame, worth any sacrifice - and they must conquer its challenge. "

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Love Signs'.

33. "Scorpio women love their homes, which usually shine with cleanliness, taste and comfort".

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Sun Signs'.

34."If Scorpio were a period of day, it would be the hot light of noon, where the sun is at its highest. The devil’s hour, we call it."

- Alex Dimitrov and Dorothea Lasky, 'The Astro Poets: A Field Guide To Scorpios'.

35."Scorpio lovers will make a change in their relationship (or anything else) with extreme rarity."

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Love Signs'.

36."In love especially, Scorpio needs someone who will truly get through that, get into the Scorpio psyche, will be someone who is very loyal."

-Joanna Martine Woolfolk, 'Howcast Video'.

37. "A Scorpio will never ever forgive a lie or someone who cheats, someone who in any way tries to pull the wool over Scorpio's eyes."

- Joanna Martine Woolfolk, 'Howcast Video'.

38."A Scorpio woman will sometimes nearly drown you in her passion for living, yet in a real storm, her cool, calm reason and steely strength will be a life raft."

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Sun Signs'.

39. "To be with a Scorpio can be a handful, but I do recommend at least having a Scorpio if not a lover, a friend in your life because the Scorpio will never ever let you down."

-Joanna Martine Woolfolk, 'Howcast Video'.

40."You can be sure that heaven certainly has no fury like that of a Scorpio woman...She can hate with bitter venom and love with fierce."

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Sun Signs'.

Iconic Scorpio Quotes

Here are some astrology quotes on Scorpios.

41."It’s funny when people say, 'I don’t think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don’t like you, you’re going to know about it."

– Julia Roberts.

42."Scorpio is the sign in the Zodiac that represents the processes of birth, life, death, and rebirth."

-Joanna Martine Woolfolk.

43."The true essence of Scorpio is this lone bird, flying without a pack, circling the sky with its sublime calm. Eventually, it will find other birds."

-Alex Dimitrov and Dorothea Lasky.

44."I'm a Scorpio. Scorpios just strike when they feel threatened."

-Katy Perry.

45."For Scorpio to be out of control is to be in psychic danger."

-Joanna Martine Woolfolk, 'The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need'.

46. "People often draw back visibly when someone says he or she was born in November, murmuring, 'Oh! You're a Scorpio!'".

-Linda Goodman, 'Linda Goodman's Sun Signs'.

47."Few are willing to make the sacrifices that a Scorpio will make for a true friend."

-Joseph Polansky, 'Your Personal Horoscope 2006'.

48. "You'll marvel at the Scorpio 's determination and daring spirit."

-Thelma Balfour, 'Black Sun Signs'.

49."You are an individual painted in vivid colors; there is no such thing as a pastel Scorpio."

-Joanna Martine Woolfolk, 'The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need'.

50."I’ve been hated by many,

Wanted by plenty,

Disliked by some,

But confronted by none."

-Drake, 'A Scorpio's Mind'.

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Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Scorpio quotes then why not take a look at aries quotes, or cancer zodiac quotes.

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Written by Srija Chanda

Master of Arts specializing in Mass Communication/Media Studies

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Srija ChandaMaster of Arts specializing in Mass Communication/Media Studies

An aspiring media professional, Srija is currently pursuing her Master's degree in Mass Communication at St. Xavier's University, Kolkata, after completing her degree in journalism. With experience in PR and social media, she has also honed her leadership skills through her participation in a youth parliament. Srija's interests include devouring books, watching movies, and exploring new places through travel.

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