35 Best Shoresy Quotes For All Teen Letterkenny Fans
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'Letterkenny' is a sitcom aired on The Comedy Network in 2016.
The sitcom focuses on the lives of the people in Letterkenny, a pair of siblings named Wayne and Katy. It also shares the experiences and life happenings of ice hockey players Reilly and Jonesy.
Jared Keeso is one of the writers of 'Letterkenny'. He's played two characters, namely, Wayne - one of the protagonists as well as Shoresy - one of the side characters.
Shoresy is a hockey player with a foul-mouth that wears a wig and has a falsetto voice.
He is shown to play for the Letterkenny Shamrocks and the Irish national team, and he serves as a linesman during games as well to keep within the team atmoshere.
'Letterkenny' quotes are quite fun and have a huge fan following over the nine seasons that it was on the air. Read on for funny 'Letterkenny' quotes, and Shoresy quotes below along with hockey players' fun and glimpses through the list of varied episodes of 'Letterkenny' quotes.
For more laughter just like 'Letterkenny' quotes check out 'Schitt's Creek' quotes and 'The Office' Christmas quotes.
'Letterkenny' Quotes By Shoresy To Laugh At
'Letterkenny' has many funny characters across its nine seasons, Shoresy is a side character everyone is a fan of. These 'Letterkenny' Shoresy quotes will prove it right away.
1. "Jonesy, tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some KFC."
- Shoresy, Season Three, Episode Six, 2017.
2. "You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?"
- Shoresy, Season Two, Episode Two, 2016.
3. "Jonesy, your mom got us banned from Canada's Wonderland."
- Shoresy, Season Eight, Episode One, 2019.
4. "Hey, can I have your address? I'll put a little note in the mail, remind you how useless you are.… Can I grab your email? Oh, I'll just get it from your mom."
- Shoresy, Season Seven Episode Six, 2019.
5. "I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?"
- Shoresy, Season Two Episode Two, 2016.
6. "Hey, you wanna talk about teamwork, Jonesy?"
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
7. "I didn't say any of that, but I did say your breath could stop a Mack truck, Betty-Anne. I'll tell that to anyone who will listen."
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
8. "Got any more of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it."
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
9. "Oh, I’m stomping the brakes put that idea right through the windshield."
- Shoresy, Season Two Episode Two, 2016.
10. "Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta."
- Shoresy, Season Three, Episode Six, 2017.
'Letterkenny' Quotes By Shoresy And Other Characters
Hockey players and Shoresy have a crazy bond. Check these 'Letterkenny' quotes to know more about 'Letterkenny' Shoresy.
11. "Shoresy: Fight me, see what happens.
Jonesy: What’s going to happen?
Shoresy: Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, ambulance hits 60."
- Letterkenny, Season Three, Episode Three, 2017.
12. "Jonesy: Shoresy! You're a horrible ref.
Shoresy: Take a look at me. I'm not even a ref, I'm a linesman..."
- 'Letterkenny', Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
13. "Shoresy: You skate like a girl, birdcage.
Shamrockette #17: 'Cause I am one.
Shoresy; No, you're not. Are you really?"
- Letterkenny, Season Seven, Episode Five, 2019.
14. "Shoresy: Hurry up and score a goal already. I'm getting the bedtime sillies.
Reilly: Shoresy! Give us our time-out."
- 'Letterkenny', Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
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15. "Ariana Grande looks like she's eight. I'm giving the preschool your plate number."
- Shoresy, Season Six, Episode Three, 2018.
16. "Did ya get a tracking number? Oh, I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now."
- Shoresy, Season Two, Episode One, 2016.
17. "Betty Anne, your breath’s so bad it gave me an existential crisis, it made me question my whole life."
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
18. "Your life is so pathetic, I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it."
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
19. "What’s up with your body hair big shoots, you look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl."
- Shoresy, Season One, Episode One, 2016.
20. "Mary Anne. You got legs on you like redwoods. You could box-jump a bungalow."
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
21. "Hey, go eat some fondue, you manatee!"
- Shoresy, Season Eight, Episode Two, 2019.
22. "Trudeau had to deploy a 24-hour national guard unit to stack sandbags around my bed."
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
23. "Well, there’s nothing better than a fart."
- Shoresy, Season One, Episode Two, 2016.
Memorable 'Letterkenny' Quotes For All To Giggle
Do you remember all the mom jokes and 'Letterkenny' quotes? Here's a glimpse if you've missed out on any 'Letterkenny' quotes.
24. "Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you."
- Shoresy, Season Five Episode Five, 2018.
25. "Jonesy, you are such a labradoodle."
- Shoresy, Season Eight, Episode One, 2019.
26. "Tell your mom to leave me alone, she’s been laying on my waterbed since Labour Day."
- Shoresy, Season Seven, Episode Five, 2019.
27. "Nice work. Celly, you're the pride of your community."
- Shoresy, Season Seven, Episode Six, 2019.
28. "It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together?"
- Shoresy, Season One, Episode Three, 2016.
29. "Nice birdcage. At the end of the day, what are you really protecting?"
- Shoresy, Season Seven, Episode Five, 2019.
30. "Make yourselves useful. Grab me a bag of dill pickles."
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
31. "Great day for competitive men's hockey, eh? What's women's hockey like? Same thing, less competitive or what?"
- Shoresy, Season Seven, Episode Five, 2019.
32. "Reilly. Tell your mum to give me a time-out."
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
33. "A dibs is a dibs is a dibs, buddy!"
- Shoresy, Season One, Episode Four, 2016.
34. "Frankie, you look like you love a good slice... If the Cup was a slice, you think you'd work a little harder, you pizza face?"
- Shoresy, Season Eight, Episode Two, 2019.
35. "Your lives are so sad, I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with you. Nice sweep, no sweep."
- Shoresy, Season Five, Episode Five, 2018.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotesfor everyone to enjoy! If you liked our 'Letterkenny' quotes suggestions for Shoresy quotes then why not take a look at Stanley Hudson quotes, or Tom Haverford quotes?
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