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20 Best Wayne's World Quotes: They're Party Time, They're Excellent!

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'Wayne's World' is a comedy movie of the '90s, starring Mike Myers as Wayne and Dana Carvey as Garth.

The film is based on the Saturday Night Live of the same name. The movie came out in February 1992 and was a critical and commercial success and went on to become the highest-grossing movie.

The movie is about two people living in a basement home and their love for rock music. Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar, the movie stars, started a public-access television show which was a recurring sketch from NBC television series and involved 'Wayne's Power Minute' on 'It's Only Rock and Roll'. One of the most iconic scenes of the movie was the Bohemian Rhapsody song from Queen's album. Read along to find some of 'Wayne's World' movie quotes. Make sure you also check out our articles on ['Austin Powers' quotes] and 'School of Rock' quotes as you finish with this one.

Funny Garth 'Wayne's World' Quotes

'Wayne's World' is a must-watch rib-tickling comedy. It is an oddball comedy film that revels in its silliness and memorable catchphrases. Read along to find some hilarious quotes from 'Wayne's World'.

1. "Wayne: All I have to say about that is 'asphinctersayswhat'.

Noah Vanderhoff: What?

Wayne: Exactly."

- Wayne and Noah, 'Wayne 's World'.

2. "Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans."

-  Alice Cooper, 'Wayne 's World'.

3. "We're not worthy… we're not worthy!"

- Wayne and Garth to Alice Cooper, 'Wayne 's World'.  

4. "It's a shame they canceled that show of yours. Good little program. Not that I ever watched it."

-  Officer Koharski, 'Wayne 's World'.

Wayne Quotes From 'Wayne's World'

Wayne is the principal figure in the movie, played by actor Mike Myers. We can always find him wearing a baseball cap, blue jeans, and a black t-shirt. His character is such that it takes the movie to a whole new level. Read along to find some of his quotes.

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5. "I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."

- Wayne Campbell.

6. "I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."

- Wayne Campbell.

7. "Garth Algar, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."

- Wayne Campbell.

8. "Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?"

-  Wayne Campbell.

9. "It will be mine, oh yes. It will be mine."

-  Wayne Campbell.

10. "Oh, God, I made eye contact."

-  Wayne Campbell.  

11. "Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor."

-  Wayne Campbell.

Garth Quotes From 'Wayne's World'

Garth is Wayne's sidekick and best friend. Garth is an introverted, socially awkward nerdy person. He is single and very timid around women. Garth plays the air drums and has marvelous rhythmic skills. Read along to find some of his quotes from 'Wayne 's World'.

12. "We fear change."

-  Garth Algar.

13. "I’m having a good time … not.”

-  Garth Algar.

14. “It's like a new pair of underwear, at first they're restrictive but then after a while, they become a part of you.”

-  Garth Algar.

15. “OK… First, I’ll access the secret military spy satellite that’s in a geosynchronous orbit over the Midwest. Then, I’ll ID the limo by the vanity plate 'MR. BIGGG' and get his approximate position. Then, I’ll reposition the transmitter dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137, and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big’s limo… It’s almost too easy.”

-  Garth Algar.

16. “That bass player’s a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.”

-  Garth Algar.

17. “Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny.”

-  Garth Algar.

18. “Hey, are you done yet? I'm getting tired of holding it.”

-  Garth Algar.

19. “Did you ever see that 'Twilight Zone' where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?”

-  Garth Algar.

20. “Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them. They love it.”

- Garth Algar.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Wayne ’s World quotes, then why not take a look at 'The Waterboy' quotes, or ['The Other Guy’s' quotes].

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