31+ Bobby Heenan Quotes From 'The Brain' Of Wrestling Champions

Devangana Rathore
Dec 12, 2023 By Devangana Rathore
Originally Published on Feb 23, 2021
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
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Bobby Heenan was a world-famous wrestler who debuted in 1961 and retired in 2001.

These Bobby Heenan quotes are bound to give you insight into the life and times of this wrestling legend. If you are interested in Bobby Heenan quotes, then you must check out Stone Cold Steve Austin quotes andwrestling quotes.

Bobby Heenan, in addition to being involved with wrestling, is also a comedian and had been associated with the American Wrestling Association and more. The wrestlers who he has mentored call themselves the "Heenan Family".

You can get to know a lot more about him with some Bobby Heenan quotes - so read on and enjoy - you are bound to find a favorite!

Famous Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan Quotes

Over Bob 'The Brain' Heenan's career, he has been working with Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Gorilla Monsoon, and Stu Hart, along with many other people across the world. These Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan quotes will give you an insight into his world, wrestling, and his brain.

He was very well known in the wrestling world as a good WWE player, as well as wrestling manager and had everyone talking throughout the length of his career. Read on for some of his most well-known Bobby Heenan quotes.

1. "Whoa! You know, I can flash back to when I used to use that move!"

-Bobby Heenan.

2. "Ya listen to me, you'll go to the top! You don't listen to me, you're never heard from again!"

-Bobby Heenan.

3. "He's the only man who can hide his own Easter eggs."

-Bobby Heenan.

4. "Hold my headset! I'm gonna go get some cash!"

-Bobby Heenan.

5. "The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."

-Bobby Heenan.

6. "Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."

-Bobby Heenan.

7. “A friend in need is a pest.”

-Bobby Heenan.

8. "And tomorrow, I'm having a bunch of guests over to my home in Beverly Hills, turkey for everyone, only 8 bucks a head at the door."

-Bobby Heenan.

9. "You know why they're nervous? They snuck in. They're looking out for the usher."

-Bobby Heenan.

10. "It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone."

-Bobby Heenan.

11. "I guess the rodeo's in town again."

-Bobby Heenan.

Bobby Heenan Funny Quotes

 

It is not easy being one of the best in wrestling and in WWE. But Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan makes it work.

As these Bobby Heenan quotes will prove, he is one player who has the best sense of humor too. With many other people across the world involved in wrestling - such as Gorilla Monsoon and more - Bobby Heenan and Bobby Heenan quotes still stand out.

Read on these funny Bobby Heenan quotes - we promise you will laugh out loud.

12. "I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."

-Bobby Heenan.

13. "There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western."

-Bobby Heenan.

14. “You had 700,000 votes to get into the Hall of Fame. You'd have had a lot more, but you ran out of stamps.”

-Bobby Heenan.

15. "You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat."

-Bobby Heenan.

16. "There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."

-Bobby Heenan.

17. “Cheating is only cheating when you get caught, and bragging isn't bragging when you can do it.”

-Bobby Heenan.

18. "If he was in my house he'd be in a shake 'n' bake bag; do you like your parrots original or extra crispy?"

-Bobby Heenan.

-Bobby Heenan.

19. "If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."

-Bobby Heenan.

20. "Yeah, but if the guy burps the wrong way, there go your eyebrows."

-Bobby Heenan.

Best Bobby Heenan Quotes

Whenever we talk about the WWE and wrestling, the one person who stands out is Bobby Heenan. Whether wrestling with Gorilla or speaking up one of his best quotes, these Bobby Heenan quotes will stay on with you for days after you have finished reading them.

If you are a fan of wrestling and want to read some of the best Bobby Heenan quotes, look no further than this.

Heenan's on-screen banter and conversation with Gorilla has really gone down in the annals as one of the most interesting pairings we have seen. Read on for some of the best quotes by this wrestling manager - and do not forget to share with your friends and enjoy together!

21. "I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job."

-Bobby Heenan.

22. "How could you not turn your attention to Ralphus? He's quite the looker."

-Bobby Heenan.

23. "Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move—a punch to the head!!"

-Bobby Heenan.

24. "I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair."

-Bobby Heenan.

25. “Now remember this: When a man sticks his hand out to you, you shake it. Then kick him really hard when he’s not looking.”

-Bobby Heenan.

26. "Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it."

-Bobby Heenan.

27. “I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me.”

-Bobby Heenan.

28. "I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home."

-Bobby Heenan.

29. "I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show."

-Bobby Heenan.

30. "Well, we know the Blue Blazer is really, really agile and really, really stupid."

-Bobby Heenan.

31. "I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun."

-Bobby Heenan.

32. “You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.”

-Bobby Heenan.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Bobby Heenan quotes then why not take a look at strong man quotes, or WWE quotes.

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Written by Devangana Rathore

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English Language, Master of Philosophy

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Devangana RathoreBachelor of Arts specializing in English Language, Master of Philosophy

Devangana is a highly accomplished content writer and a deep thinker with a Master's degree in Philosophy from Trinity College, Dublin. With a wealth of experience in copywriting, she has worked with The Career Coach in Dublin and is constantly looking to enhance her skills through online courses from some of the world's leading universities. Devangana has a strong background in computer science and is also an accomplished editor and social media manager. Her leadership skills were honed during her time as the literacy society president and student president at the University of Delhi.

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