40+ Cute Succulent Quotes And Sayings For All Plant-Lovers

Luca Demetriou
Dec 12, 2023 By Luca Demetriou
Originally Published on Mar 08, 2021
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Succulents are plants that grow in the areas where typical plants and other life forms may find it difficult to grow.

Succulents grow well in an arid dessert-like condition since their leaves and stems store water for a long time. The word succulents is derived from the Latin word 'sucus' which means juice or sap. Succulents are known to be drought resistant plants.

Whether it be a desert or a forest, succulents are like a sponge. They absorb and retain all the moisture, dew, and water from the environment and store it in their leaves and stems for a tougher time ahead.

This gives them a unique fleshy look. Succulents also do not outgrow their plant box. Hence, it is the best plants to have in a small home.

They are tough , low maintenance, take up less space, and are pretty to look at. The aloe vera plant, the cacti varieties are types of succulent. Succulents are trendy plants for new plant parents.

They are cute little methods to buy happiness in life. Along with Succulents quotes, you can also read these plant quotes, or cactus quotes.

Funny Succulent Quotes And Captions

Best and new gardeners are creating small gardens with succulents that can be placed indoors and are low maintenance for the owners. The best families are clubbed together to create these green heavens.

Read on for some of the best succulent quotes that you will ever enjoy in your life. As many of these quotes and sayings are from memes, we do not know who wrote each quote here, but we love them all and would love to know the authors. If you know please do get in touch!

1. “You had me at aloe.”

- Unknown*.

2. “I think you are succulent.”

- Unknown*.

3. “Stand tall and look sharp.”

- Unknown*.

4. “I’m a succa for puns.”

- Unknown*.

5. “You think my plant collection looks amazing? Awwwww succs!”

- Unknown*.

6. “Say aloe to my little friend!”

- Unknown*.

7. “I tried to think of a great cactus joke for your birthday, but I guess I’m just not that sharp.”

- Unknown*.

8. “I’m just here, pricking up the pieces!”

- Unknown*.

9. “I hope thistle cheer you up!”

- Unknown*.

10. “I love you from my head tomatoes.”

- Unknown*.

11. “Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.”

- Unknown*.

12. “Herb your enthusiasm.”

- Unknown*.

13. “Bloom every day, darling.”

- Unknown*.

14. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy more succulents and that’s pretty much the same thing!”

- Unknown*.

15. “My cactus puns are succulent.”

- Unknown*.

Best And Witty Succulent Quotes

Succulents look like abstract art when placed together aesthetically. People are gifting more and more such succulent plant walls and small balcony landscapes for those who do not have a garden at home. It is a really exciting idea and beautiful idea for buying some happiness. Here are some more happy succulent quotes and captions that are amazingly good.

16. “Home is where the succulents are.”

- Unknown*.

17. “Imagine if you could take every single one of these succulents home…”

- Unknown*.

18. “It’s not easy being so tiny and green.”

- Unknown*.

Beautiful Succulent Quotes

“You prickle my fancy”, “Succulents are planttastic”, and “Stuck on you”, are some of the funny succulent puns we can enjoy every time. Here are some more cute and funny succulent quotes that are really good!

19. “The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland.

The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox.

The florist will sigh and add a wall divider and proper soil to both sides.

The grandparent will move the flowerbox halfway out of the sun.

The child will turn it around properly so that the fern is in the shade, and not the cactus.

The moral of the story?

Kids are smart.”

- Vera Nazarian.

20. “People trample over flowers, yet only to embrace a cactus.”

- James Joyce.

21. “Hope is not a resting place but a starting point - a cactus, not a cushion.”

- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

22. “I’m like the trunk of a cactus... I take in a dose of culture and time with friends, then I retreat and go live on it for a while until I get thirsty again.”

- Nancy Horan.

23. “I want my body to help fertilize the growth of a cactus or cliff rose or sagebrush or tree.”

- Edward Abbey.

24. “The Big Cactus...because if you come too close, you’re gonna get stuck.”

- Shaquille O’Neal.

25. “Adolescence is like cactus.”

- Anais Nin.

26. “Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don’t have to sit on it.”

- Joyce Meyer.

27. “You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as cactus. Then you conjured up tiny needles and threw them at us. With pinpoint accuracy.”

- Cassandra Clare.

Amazing Plant Quotes

Succulents are a type of plant, with thick fleshy skin that's full of water, like cacti, which is a type of beautiful succulent. Plants not only provide us with oxygen, but also offer relief to our sore eyes, with their natural beauty. Read on for some of the best quotes on plants.

28. “To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.”

- Audrey Hepburn.

29. “I promise I’ll never forget to water you.”

- Unknown*.

30. “I can’t make it. I’m busy tonight (staying home with my plants).”

- Unknown*.

31. “Like people, plants respond to extra attention.”

- H. Peter Loewer.

32. “I love you a lily more each day.”

- FTD.

33. “I don’t wanna brag, but this plant is a big dill.”

- Unknown*.

34. “A man doesn’t plant a tree for himself. He plants it for posterity.”

- Alexander Smith.

35. “It will never rain roses: when we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees.”

- George Eliot.

36. “I’m really quite simple. I plant flowers and watch them grow... I stay at home and watch the river flow.”

- George Harrison.

37. “We know we cannot plant seeds with closed fists. To sow, we must open our hands.”

- Adolfo Perez Esquivel.

38. “We are made for loving. If we don’t love, we will be like plants without water.”

- Desmond Tutu.

39. “Flower will not grow, if the stem doesn’t allow.”

- Nayreil.

40. “A passionate look, touch or a hug on a plant is enough to open your inner eyes than going for a serious yoga and other therapies.”

- Karthikeyan V.

*Do you know where this quote originates? We'd love to hear from you at hello@kidadl.com.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Cactus succulent quotes, then why not take a look at [mother nature quotes], or funny fall quotes.

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Written by Luca Demetriou

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English and Drama, Master of Arts specializing in Performance: Design and Practice

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Luca DemetriouBachelor of Arts specializing in English and Drama, Master of Arts specializing in Performance: Design and Practice

Experienced in writing and sub-editing, Luca holds a Bachelor's in English Literature and Drama from the University of Birmingham, where he served as the culture editor at Redbrick Paper. He is currently pursuing a Master's in Performance: Design and Practice at the University of the Arts in London, showcasing his passion for the arts, performance, and history. With a keen interest in traveling, Luca enjoys exploring new cultures and experiencing diverse perspectives.

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