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In 2012, when the first few episodes of 'Gravity Falls' were broadcast globally, they took their entire audience by a storm.
Not only was the sibling bond that its main characters, Dipper and Mabel, shared utterly memorable, but the platitudes shared by Bill Cipher and Grunke Stan during the show were great too. Such was its fantastic writing, that quotes from 'Gravity Falls' continue to rule social media today.
If you haven't heard of it before, 'Gravity Falls' is an animated TV series. Created by Alex Hirsch, the mystery comedy is broadcast on Disney Channel and is loved by kids everywhere. If you loved our 'Twilight quotes and 'Turtles All The Way Down' quotes, you might also like these 'Gravity Falls' quotes. So sit back, relax, and with every quote that comes your way in this series of 'Gravity Falls' quotes, embark on a trip down memory lane!
To open our list, here are a few of the most memorable quotes that one could hear Bill say during the course of the show!
1."Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"
- Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, 'Dreamscaperers'.
2."Sure I am, what's your point?"
- Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, 'Dreamscaperers'.
3."You! You can't even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I'm like when I'm mad?"
- Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, 'Dreamscaperers'.
4."Gravity Falls, it is good to be back!"
- Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, 'Dreamscaperers'.
5."A darkness approaches. A day will come in the future where everything you care about will change... Until then I'll be watching you! I'll be watching you..."
- Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, 'Dreamscaperers'.
6."It's funny how dumb you are!"
- Bill, Season 1: Episode 19, 'Dreamscaperers'.
7."For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!"
- Bill, Season 2: Episode 18, 'Weirdmageddon Part 1'.
The main characters of the series, Mabel Pines and Dipper Pines, were not only loved by kids but are among the most memorable characters out there. Here's a compilation of some of the best Mabel quotes as heard on 'Gravity Falls'.
8. "The future, is in the past. Onwards, Aoshima!"
- Mabel, Season 1: Episode 5, 'The Inconveniencing'.
9. "Braces! Braces caught in the screen door! Someone dictate my will. I'm giving it all to Waddles."
- Mabel, Season 2: Episode 5, 'Soos And The Real Girl'.
10. "I'm legalizing everything!"
- Mabel, Season 1: Episode 8, 'Irrational Treasure'.
11. “Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough.”
- Mabel, 'Gravity Falls: Journal 3'
12. "Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!"
- Mabel, Season 1: Episode 17, 'Boyz Crazy's'
13. "Today, I learned that morality is relative!"
- Mabel, Season 2: Episode 15, 'The Last Mabelcorn'.
14. "Romance is like gum: Once it's lost its flavor, you just cram another one in."
- Mabel, Season 2: Episode 9, 'The Love God'.
Whether it is from Mabel Pines and Dipper Pines, or Bill and Old Man Mcgucket, 'Gravity Falls' was full of quotes that revolved around friendship and love. Here are a few of the best ones that the characters say during the show.
15. "You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving."
- Dipper, Season 2: Episode 18, 'Weirdmageddon Part 1'.
16. "Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone?"
- Mabel, Season 2: Episode 9, 'The Love God'.
17. "You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too."
- Mabel, Season 2: Episode 19, 'Weirdmaggedon Part 2'.
18. "Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to Weirdmageddon!"
- Bill, Season 2: Episode 18, 'Weirdmageddon Part 1'.
19. "If you accidentally eat the prize that comes inside your cereal, does that make you a specially-marked box?"
- Soos, Season 2: Episode 5, 'Soos And The Real Girl'.
20. "I don't know. I was in the friend zone, and then he pulled me into the romance zone! It was like quicksand!"
- Dipper, Season 1: Episode 1, 'Tourist Trapped'.
21. "It's funny because marriage is terrible!”
- Grunkle, Season 1: Episode 2, 'The Legend Of The Gobblewonker'.
If you are looking for a quote that revolved around the world and the universe from the show, you're in the right place! Read on to find out.
22. "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
- Mabel, Season 1: Episode 9, 'The Time Traveler's Pig'.
23. "For tonight's final illusion we have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears"
-Stan, Season 1: Episode 4, 'The Hand That Rocks The Mabel'.
24. "Dude, am I a side character?"
- Soos, Season 2: Episode 5, 'Soos And The Real Girl'.
25. "Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for... teenagers"
- Dipper, Season 1: Episode 1, 'Tourist Trapped'.
26. "Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder."
- Stan, Season 1: Episode 10, 'Fire Fighters'.
27. "Okay, I'm not actually laid back. I'm stressed, like, 24/7. Have you met my family?"
- Wendy, Season 2: Episode 7, 'Society Of The Blind Eye'.
28. "I think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything."
- Wendy, Season 1: Episode 5, 'The Inconveniencing'.
29. "Bill thinks there's no heroes in this world, but if we work together and fight back, we can defeat him. You wanna be Mabel's hero? Stand up to Bill, and let us save her!"
- Dipper, Season 2: Episode 18, 'Weirdmageddon Part 1'.
30. "Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible."
- Stanford Pines, Season 2: Episode 18, 'Weirdmageddon Part 1'.
31.“We have a reputation to uphold! Now get in the panic room. There's enough oxygen and mini-sandwiches to last me, you, and a butler a week... We'll eat the butler.”
– Preston Northwest, Season 2: Episode 10, 'Northwest Mansion Noir'.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Gravity Falls' quotes, then why not take a look at these [ADHD quotes] or witch quotes for more great quote ideas?
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At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents.
We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so it’s important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family.
Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability.
Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong.
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