70 Hilarious Cookie Monster Quotes From Sesame Street

Cookie Monster’s distinct appearance and those big eyes and blue fur make him stand out.

Although he has proclaimed his love for cookies on more than one occasion, he pretty much eats anything he can get his hands on. Cookie Monster loves food of all kinds and might even give you a cookie!

A true friend, he has been known to drop some remarkable lines in 'Sesame Street'. He talks a lot about food and friendship and is a favorite among children. He is always eating something and saying “om nom nom nom”, like the last cookie. One of his most memorable quotes on friendship is “Sometimes me think, "What is friend?" and then me say, "friend is someone to share last cookie with." Cookie monster in Sesame street, and the "think what is friend" sayings, still make them a very popular character in the series. If you are looking for food with a cookie monster flavor, go for vanilla and blue edible food coloring to give you a cookie that sounds out.

Cookie Monster quotes have been loved by all, to give you a cookie great time. Some of his sayings are funny, some are witty, but all his quotes are loving and memorable. Cookie Monster teaches us that friendship is about sharing and some of the quotes on food are interesting and inspiring. No wonder that the Cookie Monster is one of the longest-running Muppets on the children’s television show 'Sesame Street'. Jim Henson made the Muppet character Cookie Monster in 1966. Jim Henson’s book, 'Jim Henson’s Design and Doodle' explains the origin of Cookie Monster.

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Check out some of the best and popular Cookie Monster sayings. Some of the quotes are funny and unfiltered, and that’s why these quotes have become so memorable and loved by all. Cookie Monster sayings can be used by people of all ages. Check out these Cookie quotes and find your favorite.

1.    “Who care if me eat carrot or collard greens. Me also like broccoli and lettuce and lima beans. Me still cookie monster. That not a sham.”

- Cookie Monster

2.    “No get upset, okay? Don’t get excited. Me not fussy — just give me box of cookies.”

- Cookie Monster.

3.    “Me just met you and this is crazy, but you got cookie, so share it maybe?”

- Cookie Monster

4.    “Cookie Monster thief, not liar.”

-Cookie Monster.

5.    “Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.”

— Cookie Monster.

6.    “Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.”

- Cookie Monster.

7.    “Me lost me cookie at the disco.”

- Cookie Monster.

8.    “It’s good to be alive.”

— Cookie Monster.

9.    “It’s my birthday today! Me going to celebrate with 2 cookie cakes! One cookie-molded cake, one cake-formed cookie. Consider every contingency.”

- Cookie Monster.

10. “I spare me the most loved cookie audit for last… a cookie in the current style! Dis cookie is warm with melty chocolate chippies, however cold with a yummy dessert. Alright, now me slobbering.”

- Cookie Monster.

11. “Shhhhh! We’re at the library! No get furious, alright? Try not to get energized. Me not particular — simply give me box of cookies.”

- Cookie Monster.

12. “My tummy in despair.”

- Cookie Monster.

13. “You can quit subtracting now.”

- Cookie Monster.

14. “This blue shirt I have is for all intents and purposes a similar shading as my pants, and looking all-blue is something just cookie monster can draw off.”

- Cookie Monster.

15. “I do my best to avoid dairy, particularly frozen yogurt. I’ve turned into a cookie monster at whatever point I need to mess around and eat something modest.”

- Cookie Monster.

16. “I always like to eat bacon and X.”

- Cookie Monster.

17. “Trust me.”

- Cookie Monster.

18. “And me Sir Cookie Monster!”

- Cookie Monster.

19. “Last call for cooooooookies! I don’t need you to pass up opportunity to eat cookies with me on Sesame Street!”

- Cookie Monster.

20. “Dis year me concentrating on my self-care. When I need little love, me going to give meself cookie.”

- Cookie Monster.

21. “Keeping myself up late this evening, each cookie in turn….”

- Cookie Monster.

22. “In the event that you need assistance eating all dem cookies, I know a person!”

-Cookie Monster.

23. “It da best holiday ever! Cheerful #NATIONALCOOKIEDAY to all me friends… be that as it may, above all, To me! Om nom!”

- Cookie Monster.

24. “A year ago Telly spruced up as cookie for Halloween. I pursued him 6 squares till I understood it was simply ensemble!”

- Cookie Monster.

25. “Oh! No, no, no, no! Never eat cookies again. No! From now on, Me eat carrots. Yeah! And fish. And whole wheat bread.”

- Cookie Monster.

26. “Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.”

― Cookie Monster.

27. “That what wrong with the media today. All they have is questions, questions, questions. They never have cookies.”

- Cookie Monster.

28. “When nothing goes right, go left.”

- Cookie Monster.

The Cookie Monster was created by Jim Henson as a way to promote love and friendship. The theme was prominent in many episodes of the show. Even pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen was brought on to the show to sing a version of her song 'Call Me Maybe', with the makers changing the lyrics to 'Share It Maybe'. Keeping that in mind, hope you enjoy these cute quotes by Cookie Monster.

29. “Companion an option that is superior to anything chocolate dessert… Maybe companion someone you surrender last cookie for.”

- Cookie Monster.

30. “Friend something better than chocolate ice cream…Maybe friend somebody you give up last cookie for.”

- Cookie Monster.

31. “Sometimes me think, what is friend? And then me say: a friend is someone to share last cookie with.”

- Cookie Monster.

32. “I wouldn’t trade you for all the cookies in the world.”

- Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster is indeed a funny character. He just cannot control himself when he sees a cookie and eagerly eats it up. Discover Cookie Monster’s undying love for cookies by reading the below quotes. We bet that after reading these famous Cookie Monster sayings, you will not be able to resist whipping up a cookie recipe.

33. “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me. C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me. C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.”

-Cookie Monster.

34. “Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C.”

- Cookie Monster.

35. “Chocolate chip important to me… It mean whole lot to me…Om nom nom nom.”

- Cookie Monster.

36. “My most loved shape is a circle, since I most loved sustenances are circles: pizzas, pies, and, obviously, cookies!”

- Cookie Monster.

37. “No! No! Cookies! Sorry, Cookie. Me cannot eat you ever... Say you talking, Cookie?... You crying, Cookie?...Hmmm. Well, Maybe sometime a cookie.”

- Cookie Monster.

38. “Me sparing pie for tomorrow. Today about cookies!”

- Cookie Monster.

39. “Resist the urge to panic and eat Cookies.”

- Cookie Monster.

40. “I just took a DNA test turns out 100% cookies…”

- Cookie Monster.

41. “One cookie never enough.”

- Cookie Monster.

42. “Me need cookie!”

- Cookie Monster.

43. “No get upset, okay? Don’t get excited. Me not fussy — just give me box of cookies.”

- Cookie Monster.

44. “Me cookie monster. That all there is to it. Me love to eat cookie. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.”

- Cookie Monster.

45. “Me love poetry…and cookies!”

- Cookie Monster.

46. “Me want cookie!”

– Cookie Monster.

47. “Me eat cookie.”

-Cookies Monster.

48. “One cookie never enough.”

- Cookie Monster.

49. “You know what goes great with cookies? Cookies.”

- Cookie Monster.

50. “Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, yeah! Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy! Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!”

- Cookie Monster.

51. “Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C, But you can’t eat that.”

- Cookie Monster.

52. “Now what starts with the letter C?”

- Cookie Monster.

53. “Cookie starts with C. Let’s think of other things. That starts with C. Oh, who cares about the other things?”

- Cookie Monster.

54. “Uh, Uh, Cookie talked!”

- Cookie Monster.

55. “Keep calm, eat cookies.”

- Cookie Monster.

56. “I’d do anything for a cookie.”

- Cookie Monster.

57. “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

-Cookie Monster.

Cooking Monster is not only adorable, but he is hilarious too. Below are some of the funny Cookie quotes that will leave you in splits.

58. “Cookie is like high five for stomach.”

— Cookie Monster.

59. “Fruit… or Cookie… Fruit… Cookie… Me Cookie Monster! This No-Brainer!”

-Cookie Monster.

60. “Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.”

- Cookie Monster.

61. “I’d give you a cookie, but I ate it.”

- Cookie Monster.

62. “Me wasn’t born with name Cookie Monster. It just nickname dat stuck. Me don’t remember me real name…Maybe it was Sidney?”

- Cookie Monster.

63. “Three things me grateful for: cookies, cookies and more cookies. My monster of basic tastes.”

- Cookie Monster.

64. “No doubt, that no work. Me just got hit by falling chicken.”

- Cookie Monster.

65. “April Fool’s jokes make me one focused on the monster. I need cookie.”

- Cookie Monster.

66. “Me going to have a cookie when I completed the process of tweeting. So…I wrapped up!”

- Cookie Monster.

67. “Me assessing all my cookies from me monster pound video! Dis phantom cookie simply likes apparition… it vanishes when I eat it! Om nom.”

- Cookie Monster.

68. “Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.”

- Cookie Monster.

69. “Ding-dong! You’re wrong!”

- Cookie Monster.

70. “If you were a cookie, I’d be your Cookie Monster.”

- Cookie Monster.

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