Lando Calrissian is one of the most loved characters of the Star Wars franchise.
He first appeared in 'The Empire Strikes Back' in 1980 and has starred in the Star Wars Original trilogy. He also appeared in the standalone film 'Solo: A Star Wars Movie' and 'The Rise Of Skywalker'.
Lando Calrissian was a gambler, con artist, and businessman before becoming the Baron administrator of the floating cloud city on the fictional planet Bespin. He betrays his best friend, Han Solo, to Darth Vader during the city's intervention by the Galactic Empire.
Later, he redeems himself by plotting the escape of Han from the empire. Read on to discover the best Lando Calrissian quotes.
Rebellious Lando Calrissian Quotes
Lando Calrissian is the master of rebellion; these quotes will tell you why.
"I don't like it, I don't agree with it, but I accept it." - 'Solo: A Star Wars Story'
"Everything you've heard about me, is true." - 'Solo: A Star Wars Story'
"You said they’d be left at the city under my supervision!" - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Princess, we'll find Han. I promise." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"A Wookiee tends to stand out in a crowd." - 'Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise Of Skywalker'
"Poe Dameron: What you did… I'm not ready.
Lando Calrissian: Neither were we. Luke, Han, Leia, me… who's ever ready?" - 'Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise Of Skywalker'
"That's me: Lando Calrissian, miracles made to order."
"You know, seeing you sure brings back a few things. Yeah, I'm responsible now… the price you pay for being successful." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"I understand this is your work. Reminds me of Janyor's protest paintings on Bith." - 'Star Wars: Rebels', Season 1, Episode 11
"The Calrissian Chronicles, chapter five, continued."
"Lord Vader, what about Leia and the Wookiee?" - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Shut up and listen. Vader has agreed that turn Leia and Chewie over to me." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Lando Calrissian: All right, Wedge. Go for the power regulator on the north tower.
Wedge Antilles: Copy, Gold Leader. I'm already on my way round." - 'Star Wars: Episode VI -Return Of The Jedi'
"Vader's giving him to the bounty hunter."
"No, he doesn't want you at all. He's after somebody called Skywalker."
"We've gotta be able to get some kind of a reading on that shield, up or down." - 'Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi'
"That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!" - 'Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi'
"Watch yourself Wedge, Three from above!" - 'Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi'
"Split up and head back to the surface. And see if you can get a few of those TIE fighters to follow you." - 'Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi'
"Darth Vader: Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?
Lando: No.
Darth Vader: Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"In those days, you wouldn't have caught me within a thousand light-years of Yavin once that Death Star showed up. You see, that was before I decided to give up a good job to become a savior of the galaxy. Now I eat Death Stars for breakfast."
"Lando: Let me guess. You took it upon yourself to link yourself to the Upper Bloovatavian Historical Reference Data Bank and download her entire life story into that rusty tin head of yours.
C-3PO: I am not familiar with Upper Bloovatavia, Captain Calrissian. However, the material on Gaeriel Captison was readily available in the Diplomatic Archives of Coruscant University. I might add that there was no tin at all used in the construction of my head, and, furthermore, tin does not rust."
"Luke, would it really bother you that much if I put just a few blaster holes in him?"
Funny Lando Calrissian Quotes
Lando Calrissian has some of the funniest lines in the Star Wars movies. Read all of them here!
"You might wanna buckle up, baby." - 'Solo: A Star Wars Story'
"I like this kid!" - 'Solo: A Star Wars Story'
"This deal is getting worse all the time!" - ‘Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back’
"They told me they fixed it! I trusted them to fix it! It's not my fault!" - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Look, can't we talk over this business of you shooting me? I'm philosophically opposed to being killed."
"Having trouble with your droid?" - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Sorry, am I interrupting anything?" - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Hello, what have we here?" - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Would you join us for a little refreshment? Everyone's invited, of course." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Vuffi Raa: How should I call you, sir?
Lando: Not too loudly, Vuffi Raa, and no later than nine-hundred in the morning."
"Dash: You should have worn old clothes.
Lando: Hey, Rendar, I don't have any old clothes.
Dash: You do now."
"Lando: Are you all right?
Leia: Yes, but this slave outfit isn't exactly warm. And the chain pinches and the collar chafes.
Lando: The old saying's right, Leia: Beauty can be a curse.
Leia: So gallant. You'd flirt with your own executioner if she were a woman.
Lando: Especially her. I might persuade her to botch the job."
"Only the best, Han, though the best isn't as good as it used to be."
"Rey: A Sith wayfinder. Luke Skywalker came here to find one.
Lando Calrissian: I know. I was with him. Luke and I were tailing an old Jedi hunter." - 'Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker'
Sarcastic Lando Calrissian Quotes
Lando Calrissian is best known for his quick wit and sarcasm, and these dialogues are perfect proof.
"This is unbelievable. I’m definitely going to have some words with someone about this." - 'Solo: A Star Wars Story'
"Let go of the mean man's face." - 'Solo: A Star Wars Story'
"Why you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You've got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Here goes nothing." - 'Star Wars: Episode VI – Return Of The Jedi'
"That was too close." - 'Star Wars: Episode VI – Return Of The Jedi'
"Hey, Han! We are friends. You know that. We're friends. All right?" - 'Solo: A Star Wars Story'
"Yes, he's alive, and in perfect hibernation." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"How you doin', Chewbacca? Still hanging around with this loser?" - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Han: Let's go back to the Errant Venture.
Lando: You're not asking my opinion?"
"You're being put into carbon freeze." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Someone must have told them all about my little maneuver at the Battle of Taanab." - 'Star Wars: Episode VI – Return Of The Jedi'
"Don't worry, my friend's down there. He'll have that shield down in time." - 'Star Wars: Episode VI – Return Of The Jedi'
"You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Such a small word. I'm more of a… galactic entrepreneur." - 'Star Wars: Rebels', Season 1, Episode 11
"Lando: No, wait, I thought you were blind!
Han Solo: It's all right. I can see a lot better."
"You two've had another one of your fights, haven't you?" - 'Star Wars: Jedi Knight II'
"Even Golden Boy understood what it meant, and he's incoherent in over six million forms of communication."
"I think I'll continue hating your guts for a while, just as a matter of form."
Motivational Lando Calrissian Quotes
Lando Calrissian is often known to be motivational without meaning to do so. These quotes of his will inspire you to kick-start your day on a good note.
"Stop! I've done all I care. I'm sorry I couldn't do better, but I got my own problems. I've already stuck my neck out farther than I should." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"But there are more of us, Poe. There are more of us!" - 'Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise Of Skywalker'
"Well, your work is even more stunning in its simplicity." - 'Star Wars: Rebels', Season 1, Episode 10
"In this universe, absurdity tends to a maximum. Especially when I'm around."
"Yes, gentlebeings, I am Captain Lando Calrissian, in the flesh and hopeful of remaining that way."
“My flying days are long gone. But do me a favor. Give Leia, my love.”
Lando Calrissian Quotes On Leadership
Lando Calrissian is a born leader, which is why he is one of the most rooted characters in the franchise. Read on to know some of his quotes on leadership.
"Lord Vader, we only use this facility for carbon freezing. You put him in there, it might kill him!" - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"I've just made a deal that'll keep the Empire out of here forever." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Well done. Hold them in the security tower, and keep it quiet." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"Lobot: Sir! It will be necessary for you to decrease your rate of descent in order for me to catch up to you!
Lando: Like how?! I don't skid too well on clouds!
Lobot: No, but you can turn over and extend your limbs, thereby creating greater wind resistance.
Lando: Oh."
"There's still a chance to save Han! At the east… platform!" - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
“Welcome, I am Lando Calrissian, I'm the administrator of the facility. And who might you be?”
"Lando: The full-speed-ahead-and-bash-them-in-the-teeth approach may work very well for a Wookiee and a Corellian, but it's not a technique that works for me. My plans involve secrecy... subtlety... subterfuge...
Mone: Lando, I've never heard words like that before. They have a grand sound! What do they mean...?
Lando: Well, they're... they're what they sound like... they're... you know..."
"King, you've just lost yourself an enemy. And gained the meanest, maddest friend you've ever had!"
"Break off the attack! The shield is still up!" - 'Star Wars: Episode VI – Return Of The Jedi'
"I have a bad feeling about this." - 'Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise Of Skywalker'
"Jannah: Oh, I don't know.
Lando Calrissian: Well, let's find out." - 'Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise Of Skywalker'
"We had each other. That's how we won." - 'Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise Of Skywalker'
"I know what she means to you. I'll take good care of her."
"Yes, I said closer. Move as close as you can and engage those Star Destroyers at point-blank range."
"We're on our way, Red group, Gold Group, all fighters follow me. Ha ha ha, I told you they'd do it!" - 'Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi'
"That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter!"
"Nien Nunb: [Alien dialogue]
Lando Calrissian: But how could they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming?"
"They'll have to stay here at least, they'll be safe." - 'Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back'
"[after seeing the Death Star is operational] Home One, this is Gold Leader." - 'Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi'
"Or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time." - 'Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi'
"Spinnerfish: Incoming craft, this is Spinnerfish, Galactic Alliance Second Fleet. Cut your sublight engines and identify yourself immediately.
Lando: Hello! I'm Bescat Offdurmin, master of the private yacht Looooove Commander! What's a Spinnerfish?"
"Han Solo: She's traveling with me, Lando, and I don't intend to gamble her away. So you might as well forget she exists.
Lando: That won't be easy, my friend."
"Kyle: You always did plan for the worst.
Lando: Ever since that run-in with Vader..."
