30+ Lego Movie Quotes That Will Make You Chortle

Deepthi Reddy
Dec 12, 2023 By Deepthi Reddy
Originally Published on Jan 29, 2021
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
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'The Lego Movie' was produced by Warner Animation Group and was released in 2014.

The movie ran successfully at the box office and earned around $468 million worldwide. The film won many awards like BAFTA Award for Best Animated Film, the Critics' Choice Movie Award for Best Animated Feature, etc.

The movie is based on Lego construction toys. The plot revolves around Emmet, an ordinary Lego mini-figure who fights to stop President Business from gluing and destroying the Lego world. Emmet is helped by Batman, Lucy, Unikitty, Metal Beard, Vitruvius, Superman, Wonder woman, etc. in this process.

Below we have listed some memorable quotes from 'The Lego Movie'. If you are interested in similar quotes then please also check Lego Batman quotes and Lego quotes.
 

Emmet 'Lego Movie' Quotes

The plot revolves around Emmet in 'The Lego Movie'. Here we have included some of his special quotes.

1."Hey guys, I think we're about to crash into the sun."

-Emmet Brickowoski.

2."I know what you're thinking, he's the least qualified person to lead us...and you're right!"

-Emmet.

3."As a prank they threw a huge party and didn't invite me."

-Emmet.

4." Well I'm dark and brooding too- guys, look! A rainbow!"

-Emmet.

5."Great. I think I got it, but just in case, tell me the whole thing again. I wasn't listening."

-Emmet.

6."Emmet Brickowoski: Step twelve; obey all traffic signs and regulations. Step thirteen; enjoy popular music.

Radio DJ: Jumping Jacks and Daddy 'Everything is Awesome'.

E. Brickowoski: Oh, my gosh! I love this song!

Music on Radio: Everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you’re part of a team. Everything is awesome when you’re living out a dream."

-'The Lego Movie'.

7. "You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I.

And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you still can change everything."

-Emmet.

'Lego Movie' Vitruvius Quotes

This section includes 'The Lego Movie' quotes from Vitruvius that are remembered even today. Vitruvius helps Emmet in his fight against the President Business.

8. "One day, a talented lass or fellow, a special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from it's hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times.

All this is true because it rhymes."

-Vitruvius.

9."The only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true."

– Vitruvius.

'The Lego Movie' Memorable Quotes

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This section covers funny and best movie quotes that will make you chortle.

10."Abraham Lincoln: A house divided against itself... would be better than this!

Emmet: Hey, Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back!"

-'The Lego Movie'.

11."Come with me if you want to not die."

-Wyldstyle/Lucy.

12."I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey."

-Batman.

13."Obviously, like all my movies, Batman is the main character... And this is no exception."

-Batman.

14."Batman: To the Batmobile!

Batman: Dang it...

Wonder Woman: To the Invisible Jet!

Wonder Woman: Dang it..."

-'The Lego Movie'.

15."Let's wing it- That's a bat pun."

-Batman.

16."Benny:Hey, I'm Ben! But you can call me Benny! And I can build a spaceship. Watch this.

Benny: Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship! Spaceship!

Lucy: No! You can't. The skies are surrounded.

Benny: That's okay, I didn't really wanna build a spaceship. Anyway, that's cool."

-'The Lego Movie'.

17."First law of the sea: Never place your rear end on a pirate's face."

-Metal Beard.

18."We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you."

-Duplo.

19."Emmet: I'm just gonna come right out, I have no idea what's going on or what this place is at all.

Unikitty: Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!

Emmet: So there are no signs on anything. How does anyone know what not to do?

Unikitty: Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.

Lucy: You just said the word 'no' like a thousand times.

Unikitty: And there's also no consistency.

Batman: I hate this place.

Unikitty: Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!"

-'The Lego Movie'.

20."TV Presenter: Tonight on 'Where are my Pants?'

Actor on TV Show: Honey? Where are my pants?"

-'The Lego Movie'.

21."E. Brickowoski: You want me to drive into that weird swirly hole? Are you insane?

Wyldstyle: Don’t break! Go! Don’t stop! Go, now!

E. Brickowoski: I can’t do this!

E. Brickowoski: That is against the instruction!

Wyldstyle: Wait. What’s your favorite restaurant?

E. Brickowoski: Any chain restaurant.

Wyldstyle: Favorite TV show?

E. Brickowoski: Where are my pants.

Wyldstyle: Favorite song?

E. Brickowoski: Everything is Awesome!

Wyldstyle: Oh, no!"

-'The Lego Movie'.

22."If you want this relationship to work, I have be able to hang out with a bunch of dudes I don't know whenever I want."

-Batman.

23."Batman isn't supposed to die like this!"

-Batman.

24."Who's Bruce Wayne? He sounds like a cool guy!"

-Batman.

25."Today shall now be known as Freedom Friday... But on a Tuesday."

-Lucy.

President Business Quotes And Lord Business Quotes

Here we have included some memorable President / Lord Business quotes. He is shown as an antagonist character in the movie. Many of his dialogues became very famous. He also appears in the sequel of 'The Lego Movie'.

26."And don’t forget Taco Tuesday’s coming next week! That’s the day every rule-following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day, everybody!"

-President Business.

27." On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to Kragleize the entire universe... ...so that everyone will stop messing with my stuff!"

-Lord Business.

28."All I'm asking for is total perfection!"

-President Business.

29."Nobody ever said I was special!"

-President Business.

Good Cop Quotes And Bad Cop Quotes

Here we have included some interesting good cop/bad cop quotes. This character was also seen in 'The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part'. His dialogues are very funny and entertaining.

30."I hope there's still a good cop in me somewhere."

-Good Cop/Bad Cop.

31."Emmet: Look, um, I watch a lot of cop shows on TV. Isn’t there supposed to also be a good cop?

Bad Cop: Oh, yes. But we’re not done yet.

Good Cop: Hi, buddy! I’m your friendly neighborhood police officer. Would you like a glass of water?

Emmet: Oh. Yeah, actually…

Bad Cop: Too bad."

-'The Lego Movie'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'The Lego Movie' Quotes then why not take a look at [Superman quotes], or Thor Quotes.

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Written by Deepthi Reddy

Master of Business Administration

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Deepthi ReddyMaster of Business Administration

With an MBA under her belt, Deepthi has discovered her true calling in content writing. Her writing repertoire is diverse, covering travel, movies, pet care, parenting, animals and birds, and more. Her joy of learning and creating has helped her craft well-written and engaging articles. When she isn't writing, Deepthi enjoys exploring new cultures, trying different foods, and spending quality time with her two children aged 7 and 12.

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