60 Mr. Potato Head Quotes

Mr. Potato Head was originally a toy invented by George Lerner in 1949. The toy was later launched and distributed by Hasbro in 1952. Mr. Potato Head was a plastic potato with a human appearance. The plastic potato had holes for attaching and detaching other parts like limbs, eyes, ears, nose, mustache, and a hat. The American media franchise Toy Story adopted Mr. Potato Head as a character. Mr. Potato Head has appeared in movies since 1995 as a supporting character in 'Toy Story' and its sequels. In the films, Mr. Potato Head has distinctive features like pink ears, oval eyes, a mouth with red lips, a big orange nose, white arms, and blue boots without recognizable legs. Mr. Potato Head is one of the hilarious characters in the 'Toy Story' films. He always has something hilarious to say, is satirical regarding his friends, and comes up with the best catchphrases. This article on Mr. Potato Head quotes can give you insight into the nature of the character. Reading the quotes will also present some highlights from 'Toy Story' movies. You will find several funny, motivational, cool, and random quotes by Mr. Potato Head. Reading them can help you understand how to use humor to address any situation. Besides, every child might be interested to know how their toys would behave if they had personalities. 

What parents should know

• Legendary comedian and actor Donald Jay Rickles voiced Mr. Potato Head in the 'Toy Story' movies. 
• Besides being a toy and in films, Mr. Potato Head appeared as a Toy Story character in short films, television specials, plays, video games, a musical, and Disney theme parks. 
• The gender title for the toy was dropped by Hasbro to just 'Potato Head' in 2021 while also distributing the classic female and male versions of the toy. 

What to discuss with kids

• Mr. Potato Head was inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame in 2000 in Rochester, New York.
• Before being in the movies, Mr. Potato Head was inducted into the Guinness World Records. The toy received four votes for running as mayor of Boise, Idaho, in 1985. 
• Mr. Potato Head from Toy Story also has a compartment in his body to store additional appendages. 

1. "Bo Peep: I know Andy's excited about Buzz, but you know, he'll always have a special place for you.

Mr. Potato Head: Yeah. Like the attic. Heh, heh…" - 'Toy Story', 1995

2. "We're not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

3. "But these toddlers, they don't know how to play with us." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

4. "Woody: THAT is Sid!

Buzz Lightyear: You mean that happy child?

Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child." - 'Toy Story', 1995

5. "Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

6. "Ages three and up. It's on my box. Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool." - 'Toy Story', 1995

7. "Woody: First off, we all knew Operation Playtime was a long shot.

Mr. Potato Head: More like a misfire." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

8. "It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

9. "Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.

Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

10. "I feel fresh, healthy. It's terrible." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

11. "Gee, I better shave." - 'Toy Story', 1995

12. "Let's string him up by his pull-string!" - 'Toy Story', 1995

13. "Don't talk to any toy you don't know!" - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

14. "What are you looking at, ya hockey puck?" - 'Toy Story', 1995

15. "Do we have to hold hands?" - 'Toy Story', 1995

16. "Oh, this can't help. Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999 

17. "Woody: Good going, Slink! Now, just, just tie it on to something!

Mr. Potato Head: Wait! Wait! I got a better idea! How about we DON'T?" - 'Toy Story', 1995

18. "Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

19. "It's just a license plate. It's just a jumble of letters." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

20. "Woody: We go back to Andy's. Anyone see an exit?

Mr. Potato Head: Exit shmexit. Let's get played with." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010 

21. "Mr. Potato Head: I found it.

Woody: You found my hat?

Mr. Potato Head: You hat? No. The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!" - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

22. "Nice going there, Hamm. So how about letting a toy with fingers drive?" - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

23. "We've never been down this aisle. It's pink." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999 

24. "I ain't no bath toy." - 'Toy Story Toons: Partysaurus Rex', 2012

25. "Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!" - 'Toy Story', 1995

26. "Rex: Woody, take care of Andy.

Mrs. Potato Head: Yeah.

Mr. Potato Head: He's a good kid. Tell him to get a haircut." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

27. "Ah, he's crazy. College is no place for a toy." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

28. "Hamm: Your eyes are in backwards. It went the other way.

Mr. Potato Head: Hey. Put a cork in it." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

29. "What are you looking at, feathers?" - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

30. "Okay, fellas. Let's roll!" - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

31. "Ah, you're a sight for detachable eyes." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

32. "Laser-envy." - 'Toy Story', 1995

33. "And we are eternally grateful… My boys." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

34. "Hey, no one takes my wife's mouth, except me! Give it back, you furry air freshener." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

35. "Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

36. "Woody: Yeah, I know. It looks bad. But, guys, you gotta believe me.

Mr. Potato Head: Sure thing, college boy!" - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

37. "Well, that MISTAKE is sitting in your spot, Woody." - 'Toy Story', 1995

38. "You're not turning me into a mashed potato." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

39. "Get it through your vinyl noggin, Woody! Andy doesn't want us anymore!" - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

40. "You know all that bad stuff I said about Andy's attic? I take it all back." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

41. "Are you kidding? I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

42. "Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong. And we were wrong to blame you." - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

43. "Geronimo!" - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

44. "Ha! You're what they call a party pooper! Party Pooper Rex! Party Pooper Rex!" - 'Toy Story Toons: Partysaurus Rex', 2012

45. "Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody? - 'Toy Story', 1995

46. "I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed… by Woody!" - 'Toy Story', 1995

47. "Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?" - 'Toy Story', 1995

48. "Hey Hamm! Look! I'm Picasso!" - 'Toy Story', 1995

49. "Save it for the jury. I hope Sid pulls your voice-box out, ya creep!" - 'Toy Story', 1995

50. "You would not believe what I've been through tonight!" - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

51. "Couldn't handle Buzz cuttin' in on your playtime, could ya Woody? Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy, so you got rid of him." - 'Toy Story', 1995

52. "Well, what if Andy starts playin' with me more? Woody, huh? You gonna knock me outta the window, too?" - 'Toy Story', 1995

53. "I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud." - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

54. "Of course Woody ain't worried! He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten!" - 'Toy Story', 1995

55. "How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving buddy?" - 'Toy Story', 1995

56. "Orderly? Don't you get it? We're done! Finished! Over the hill!" - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

57. "So long Woody!" - 'Toy Story', 1995

58. "Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!" - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

59. "Who invited THAT kid?" - 'Toy Story 2', 1999

60. "Slinky: Andy threw us out!

Hamm: Like we were garbage!

Mr. Potato Head: Junk! He called us junk!" - 'Toy Story 3', 2010

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