The Top 100 Hulk Quotes From Marvel's Biggest And Best Superhero

Bruce Banner/ Doctor Banner also known as Hulk is from the Marvel universe.

The character is from the comics series created by writer Stan Lee and artist Jack Kirby. The Hulk, when angered or provoked transforms into the rage-fuelled, green-skinned monster.

Edward Norton played the Hulk in Marvel's 'The Incredible Hulk' but was replaced by Mark Ruffalo after coming to disagreements with Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige. However, The Hulk is a major character of the Marvel series nonetheless, that all fans love.

Hulk is known for his big and strong stature as a character. Some even suggest that the character doesn't need oxygen even in extreme weather conditions.

In the Marvel series, they also introduce 'She-Hulk' as a part of the Marvel series who helps restore Hulk, however, she is not as strong as the Hulk himself.

The Hulk is a Marvel character the world recognizes and loves, so here are some of his best quotes. If you like this, please also visit hero quotes and Stan Lee quotes.

Funny Hulk Quotes

Did you know that Hulk was originally supposed to be gray and not green? However, since the gray color was difficult to print in the comic book series at the time, Hulk was turned into the hyperbolically muscled Green Genes we know today.

Here are the funniest Hulk quotes from the Marvel series along with his famous catchphrase and his famous words.

1."Any last words? Hulk...SMASH!"

-Hulk

2."Don't make me angry!"

-Hulk

3."I know, I'm sorry! I just get so angry all the time! Hulk always... always angry."

-Hulk  

4."[Speaking Portuguese badly] Don't make me...hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. [Pause, in English] Wait, that's not right."

- 'The Incredible Hulk' (2008)

5."Hulk will break metal man open like a tin can. Metal man thinks he is stronger than Hulk. Metalman wrong."

-Hulk

6."Yeah same. Hulk like fire...Thor like water."

-hulk

7."I eat dumbells for breakfast."

-Hulk

8."Grrr...whhh....aaaah...grr...whaagrrr...aaaaahggr...waah."

-Hulk

9."Maybe here...in the place called Florida... Hulk can find the quiet he wants."

-Bruce Banner

10."Smashing is what Hulk does best!"

-Bruce Banner

11."Ummm- Hulk Like beans--"

-Bruce Banner

12."Hulk is going now! Don't try to follow!"

-Bruce Banner

13."This statue is Hulk's now - Hulk like it --Hulk will keep it!"

-Bruce Banner

14."Strange was Hulk's friend once! If Hulk needs help, Strange will  help Hulk - or Hulk will smash!"

-Bruce Banner

15."I hate fighting stupid robots! You don't scream or bleed or nothing! It's no fun!"

-Bruce Banner  

16."Hulk don't know why Hairy lady hit Hulk with lightning...but Hulk don't like it."

-Bruce Banner

17."Hulk wants to go...home."

-Bruce Banner

18."Woo. A dozen tough guys. Doesn't look good for me, does it?"

-Bruce Banner

19."Room is too small...and bed is too soft! makes Hulk Nervous!

-Bruce Banner

20."Is Smoke-thing afraid of Hulk's little wind?

-Bruce Banner

21."I know it's crazy. I'm wearing shirts now."

-Bruce Banner

22."Puny God"

-Bruce Banner

23."Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke...Harlem."

-Bruce Banner

24."I got low. I didn't see an end. So, I put a bullet in my mouth....and the other guy spit it out."

-Hulk  

25."Should I dazzle with more cliches? Or go straight to the breaking of major organs."

-Hulk  

26."Why are Magic man and stupid fish man staring at the Hulk?"

-Hulk

27."Crush hulk? Nobody crushes Hulk."

-Hulk

28."Where is your power now, leader? Tell Hulk again you will defeat him-- so Hulk can have a chance to laugh!"

-Hulk

29."He wanted me to change into that mindless 'Hulk'."

-Bruce Banner

30."Bruce Banner: You found me!

Betty Ross: You weren't hard to find.

Bruce Banner: ...yes, I was."

-'Hulk' (2003)

31."You want to go to the review board on Monday and tell them we have developed a brand new method for exploding frogs?"

-Bruce Banner

32."Talbot: You and I have never had the chance to get to know each other properly.

Bruce Banner: Well that's because I don't want to get to know you. Properly or Improperly."

-'Hulk' (2003)

33."That man has a brain full of cats. You can smell crazy on him."

-Hulk

34."Really? They want me in a submerged, pressurized, metal container?"

-Hulk

35."Sorry guys looks like you don't get to see my party trick after all."

-Hulk

36."We are not a team, we are a time bomb."

-Hulk, 'The Avengers' (2012)

37."Well, those I actively try to avoid."

-Hulk

38."Steve Rogers: Word is you can find the cube.

Bruce Banner: Is that the only word on me?"

-Hulk, 'The Avengers' (2012)

39."I put the brains and brawn together and now look at me. Best of both worlds."

-Hulk

40."Hulk's job? Hulk's Baddie!"

-Hulk  

41."You got lousy taste in men, kid."

-Bruce Banner

42."Thor: You are a doctor, use one of your PhD's.

    Bruce Banner: None of them are for flying alien spaceships."

-'Thor: Ragnarok' (2017)

43."Hulk is getting tired chasing stupid magic rock."

-Hulk

44."This better not be a trick to trap Hulk."

-Hulk

Cool And Famous Incredible Hulk Quotes

In the Television series, 'The Trial of the Incredible Hulk', Bill Bixby played the afflicted, wandering scientist, David Bruce Banner. Banner was put on trial and was defended by Matt Murdock who was a lawyer by day and a night vigilante by night.

Take a look at the best Hulk quotes from Ragnarok and Hulk quotes from Endgame too. We all love the Marvel movies heroes, and we all love quotes from the big guy too!

45."Give me a real fight."

-Hulk

46."Leave me alone."

-Hulk

47."The angrier I get the stronger I get! I'm the strongest one there is! Hulk Smash!"

-Hulk

48."And something went very wrong... Or it went very right."

-'The Incredible Hulk'

49."Ah, that's right, I forgot you're not the monster anymore, are you? I am."

- Bruce Banner

50."Why does head always hurt...when Hulk tries to think?"

-Bruce Banner

51."Law cannot make Hulk leave! Hulk will smash stupid law!"  

-Bruce Banner

52."I can't believe this nightmare is still going on! I thought it was over...I thought I was dead! But I'm not... I'm here, wherever here is -still alive... still half man, half Hulk!"

-Bruce Banner  

53."Hulk only fights those that threaten him!"

-Bruce Banner

54."All right stupid monsters. Come and fight Hulk if that is what you want. Hulk is ready. Hulk is always ready!"

-Bruce Banner  

55."Hulk knew that magician would into trouble, Hulk always knows and no one ever listens."

-Bruce Banner  

56."Now the Hulk will be the Hunter instead of the hunted."

-Hulk, 'Ultimate Wolverine vs. Hulk'

57."Everybody always needs Hulk for something."

-Hulk

58."...and secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future."

-Hulk

59."That's my secret Captain: I'm always angry."

-Hulk

60."Hulk breaks your claws this time, little man."

-Hulk

61."Now Hulk will smash other Illuminati."

-Hulk

62."I have got a compelling reason not to lose my cool."

-Bruce Banner

63."'A warm light for all mankind.' Loki's jab at fury about the cube."

-Bruce Banner, 'The Avengers' (2012)

64."Hulk is not sorry, Hulk is Hulk."

-Hulk

65."But you know what scares me most? When I can't fight it anymore, when it takes over when I totally lose control...I like it."

-Bruce Banner  

66."I don't want to fight your sister. That's a family issue."

-Hulk

Inspiring Hulk Quotes

The Hulk is a character with a dual personality - one of Doctor Bruce Banner and one of the green angry monster, Hulk. Yet ultimately, Hulk/Banner is a good guy. Throughout the Marvel comics and movies, he has many inspirational lines. Here are some great The Hulk quotes from the Marvel hero to inspire you.

67."Maybe the real reason I became the Hulk...was to protect the world from Banner."

-Hulk

68."Hulk is Hulk-not Wendigo. Hulk doesn't even know what Wendigo is. And Hulk doesn't hurt people who don't hurt him back."

-Bruce Banner, 'Earth-616'

69."Remember this, puny humans. We came here for justice, not murder. So no one on your planet has died by our hands. And no one will. But we will make sure no one on earth will ever forget what you are. Liars. Traitors. And Killers."

-Bruce Banner, 'Earth-616'  

70."Hulk has no friends! Not in this world!

-Bruce Banner

71."Hulk does not smash....children."

-Bruce Banner

72."To beat Hulk, you must be stronger than Hulk-- and no one is Stronger than Hulk!"

-Bruce Banner

73."wherever Hulk goes, People are afraid of the hulk!"

-Bruce Banner

74."All puny humans are Hulk enemies, and Hulk will smash them all!

-Bruce Banner

75."I don't get always what I want."

-Bruce Banner

76."Man said Hulk looks dumb, but men act dumb. Maybe Hulk acts dumb too, sometimes. Hulk always thinks all humans bad -thinks everything humans do is bad. But humans a lot like Hulk --sometimes hurt --sometimes help."

-Bruce Banner

77."Scared is for Humans! I'm the Hulk."

-Bruce Banner

78."They will hound me no longer! For now, the Hulk will fight back! ...on my own terms."

-The Hulk

79."You dare attack the hulk? Now you taste the sting of your weapon!"

-'Incredible Hulk'

80."This ain't another one of our throwdown, Wolverine, things're different."

-Hulk

81."'You think you can control it?'

'No no, not control it, but, I don't know, maybe aim it.'"

-Hulk and Betty Ross

82."Me in metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?"

-Bruce Banner  

83."I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future."

-Hulk  

84."Now monster man knows --Hulk is the strongest monster there is."

-Bruce Banner

85."If we do this, how do we know it's gonna end any differently than it did before."

-Bruce Banner, 'Avengers: Endgame' (2019)

86."You know, sometimes exactly what I want to hear isn't exactly what I want to hear."

-Bruce Banner, 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'

87."No team, only Hulk."

-Hulk

88."So you're saying that the Hulk...the other guy...saved my life? That's nice. It's nice sentiment. Save it for what?"

-Hulk, 'The Avengers' (2012)

89."I mean what are we, a team? No, no, no. We are a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We are a time bomb."

-Bruce Banner, -Hulk, 'The Avengers' (2012)  

90."I don't want to control it, I want to get rid of it."

-Hulk

91."You cant break a man who's already been broken."

-Bruce Banner

92."Avoiding stress isn't the secret."

-Bruce Banner

93."I see this as an absolute win."

-Bruce Banner

94."They don't need to be protected. They need to evolve. Ultron's going to evolve."

-Bruce Banner, 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'  

95."For years, I have been treating the Hulk like he's some kind of disease, something to get rid of. But then I start looking at him as a cure."

-Bruce Banner, 'Avengers: Endgame' (2019)  

96."When Hulk smashes something, it stays smashed."

-Hulk

97."Power feels good. I want more."

-Hulk

98."They shall all be afraid of Hulk."

-Hulk

99."Time to break stuff."

-Hulk

100."Unstoppable? Let me show you what this word mean!"

-Hulk

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