20+ Tiny Tina Quotes That All Borderlands Fans Will Love

Moumita Dutta
Feb 29, 2024 By Moumita Dutta
Originally Published on Jan 25, 2021
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
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Live the heights of your fandom and let these electrifying Tiny Tina quotes keep you at the peak of a thrill.

Tiny Tina as we all know, is an NPC (Non-Player Character) in Borderlands 2, Borderlands: The Pre Sequel, and Borderlands 3 game. This 13-year-old unstable, impulsive, and free-spirited Tiny Tina is Maya's daughter and is said to be related to Krieg.

Be it Borderlands 2 Tiny Tina quotes or the Tiny Tina crumpets quotes that take you post crumpocalypse, one can never get enough of Miss Tina and her killer outlook. The Tiny Tina we know never fails to mesmerize us with her charm and free attitude. While Tiny Tina keeps us entertained with her charming demeanor throughout Borderlands 2 and 3 games, she also calls us out to be a rock-solid, firm, and free-spirited person like she is.

So, read these daaaaaayum exciting Tina quotes, Borderlands in style!

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Daaaaaayum Exciting Tiny Tina Quotes

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These super exciting Borderlands 2 Tiny Tina quotes will keep you at the edge of your seat. You'll want to share these Tina quotes, Borderlands with fellow video gamers when you see them!

1. "Get his signature on this. Please. Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! If you don't get his autograph I'm gonna dieeeee. He's my favoritest. He killed every living person on the Bathymas with nothing but a rusty butterknife."

- Borderlands 2

2. "If you don't take it I'm gonna start crying. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. oh-baby please please PLEASE! That was 'Please' by Tiny Tina with Vault Hunter on bass."

- Borderlands 2

3. "Wait a minute. Those cookies weren't chocolate chip. Those...Are...Raisins. Whyyyyyy-hy-hyyyyy?! Shawty, destroy all the food dispensers! Wipe the raisin abominations off the map! I just wanted chocolate chip cookies! Why do bad things happen to good people?"

- Borderlands 2

4. "Sup, sucka? It's Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin' like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina."

- Borderlands 2

5. "Make it raaaaaaaaaaaaain!"

- Borderlands 2

6. "Oh daaaaaayum, you lookin' good, ladies. Let's get to work."

- Borderlands 2

7. "Naptime!"

- Borderlands 2

8. "Runnin', runnin', runnin', I'm runnin' over here, run, run, run-run, run."

- Borderlands 2

9. "Oh haiiii!"

- Borderlands 2

10. "Come on iiiin, you are missing the fuun!"

- Borderlands 2

Times When Tiny Tina Slayed With Her Words

These Borderlands Tiny Tina quotes have her killer attitude. Read these Tiny Tina quotes with the ultimate swag! Enjoy and share these Tina quotes, Borderlands - we think you'll like what you see.

11. "So, just saying, it's probably my birthday, and you ain't got me nothing. Mini-moonshot cannon. Just wanna put that in your head."

- Borderlands 2

12. "That. Was. The biggestest boom of all time! Gotta give it to Lilly-of-the-valley, she knows how to kill a baddo in style."

- Borderlands 2

13. "I wanna shoot the cannon again! AGAIN! But Lil said no. BLEEPING CURSE WORDS!"

- Borderlands 2

14. "Got the badonkadonks? Best day evaaaa. Bring 'em back here and I'll use 'em to make some fine-ass damsels who can hijack that train for yas."

- Borderlands 2

15. "Get-outta-my-shop-or-I'll-punch-yo-butt. That's-how-Tiny-Tina-roll."

- Borderlands 2

16. "Get some cookies, so you can eat 'em and grow up big and strong and kick Piston in the butt-butt."

- Borderlands 2

17. "Just put my damsels near the choo-choo track and set 'em off! Good plan? Great plan!"

- Borderlands 2

Hilarious Tiny Tina Quotes

The following Borderlands Tiny Tina quotes will tickle you in the most hilarious of places. It's the best of the Tiny Tina moments that you'll remember laughing over uncontrollably. Let these Tiny Tina quotes make you roar in laughter! These Tina quotes, Borderlands are a great read to share with friends and other people. So, enjoy these quotes!

18. "Yo yo yo. You kill that vineyman up on vineyville yet?"

- Borderlands 2

19. "You kiddos killed that butt-bot so, so good! (cackle) Butt-bot."

- Borderlands 2

20. "Gonna go blat-blat-blat on the vine-freaks. \n Rat-tat-tat till their brain leaks. \n Chill, girl, just droppin' some bars. Go do the thing."

- Borderlands 2

21. "Climb the pipe to the train or you'll go insane wut wut. That's a rap song I wrote."

- Borderlands 2

22. "That's right. Twin sisters, man. Hhhahhhhhh. Take 'em. Take 'em take 'em take 'em take 'em."

- Borderlands 2

23. "I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle and here is my butt.*explosion noise* Oops."

- Borderlands 2

24. "Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it's going to be a Crumpocalypse."

- Borderlands 2

25. "All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought 'twas all in fun - POP! Goes the bandit!"

- Borderlands 2

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Tiny Tina Quotes then why not take a look at [video game quotes], or Zelda quotes.

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Written by Moumita Dutta

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Journalism and Mass Communication, Postgraduate Diploma in Sports Management

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Moumita DuttaBachelor of Arts specializing in Journalism and Mass Communication, Postgraduate Diploma in Sports Management

A content writer and editor with a passion for sports, Moumita has honed her skills in producing compelling match reports and stories about sporting heroes. She holds a degree in Journalism and Mass Communication from the Indian Institute of Social Welfare and Business Management, Calcutta University, alongside a postgraduate diploma in Sports Management.

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