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When Shakespeare said that there is nothing in a name, car owners still couldn't resist naming their cars. A name can define one's personality and the same goes for cars too. Naming cars has become a trend these days.

One of the various ways car owners express their love for their cars is by giving them a hilarious name. There are quite a few factors that you can consider while naming cars. Here they are:

  • Assess your car's model and built.
  • Evaluate the purpose of your car. Maybe you bought it for road trips? Or just for regular purposes?
  • Your car's colour could also be a deciding factor. 
  • If you have already decided on the gender of your car, consider that before naming your car.
  • Spark creativity.

If you want to pick a name for your car (be it a real car or a toy one!), we have put together a list of funny car names to help you! Super funny car names can be based on the color, model, shape, size of the car, and any other features the car possesses.

Funny Names For Big Cars

Big cars and monster trucks probably have a big personality. Because this vehicle is so large, coming up with a befitting car name can sometimes be hard. If you are lost on the funniest car names to give your ride, here is a list to help you out, full of funny names for big cars that are really cool.

1. Beast, a car that goes where other cars can not.

2. Bob The Destroyer, is suitable for a huge customized monster truck.

3. Bone Crusher, another cool car name for a large truck.

4. Determined Protector, given to a car that gives maximum protection.

5. Hades (Greek origin), means “unseen” after the Greek God of the underworld.

6. Hulk, given to a huge unstoppable machine, after the cartoon character ‘The Incredible Hulk’

7. Redbull, given to a car that fires up with much power.

8. Rt. 66, is a cool nickname for your big car.

9. Silver Streak, for a car that is large and silver in color.

10. Slammer, for a large car that can drive on the toughest of roads.

11. The Crypt, means 'vault', for a car with lots of sealed compartment space.

12. The Hammer, for the mother of all tow trucks that can travel to places most other cars can’t.

13. The Intimidator, for a car that is bigger than all other cars and is, therefore, a bit intimidating.

14. Truckenstein, is perfect for a monster truck.

15. Tumbler, given to a very strong car.

16. Blaster, given to a car that is big and super fast.

17. Fogg, for a car that reminds you of different dark but beautiful colors.

18. Skye, which means “island of clouds”. It is a name for cars that make you feel special.

19. Hart, for a big car that you hold dear and close to your heart and which reminds you of love.

20.  Thunder, given to a car that is just as fierce and powerful as it is big.

21. Monarch, a name for a car which is filled with a majestic vibe and which rules over the roads.

22. Block, for a big, heavy, intimidating car.

23. Chamber, given to a car which is fast and has a lot of space inside.

24. Optic, for an indestructible, huge and luxurious car.

25. Astra, for a car which reminds you of the dark blue sky with dazzling stars.

26. Chugger, is suitable for a car that literally ‘chugs’ fuel like there’s no tomorrow.

27. Dalmatian, for a car that is black and white and cute, like the dalmatians.

28. Viking, refers to the strong Scandinavian warriors. It is a name given to big, heavy, and sturdy cars with powerful engines. 

29. Armageddon, is perfect for monster trucks and huge strong cars that can roar loudly.

30. Crossbow, named after the heavy weapon, which is useful for keeping thieves away.

31. Dash, for a car which is big but very fast.

32. Skyfall, is an amazing name for a big car.

33. Brusher, is a name for a heavy, sturdy-looking car.

34. Dusty, for a car that is not used much and hence, gathers dust.

35. Black Mamba, for a space gray colored car, which is as fierce as the snake it is named after.

36. Scatter, is a silly name for a huge and powerful car.

37. Arze, is a unique name for a unique car.

38. Odin, is named after the powerful gun that is very loud and strong.

39. Mlad means “young”. It is the perfect name for cars that are new and in perfect shape.

40. Neon, is a name suitable for cars that are bright and appealing.

41. Kayo, is a cute little name for a big yet efficient car.

42. Exterminator, for a car that lives up to its name! This name is also perfect for monster trucks and other big cars.

43. Shedder, is another funny name for a big car.

44. Pacifier, if you use your car as a means of escape from reality; in other words, your car is your pacifier.

45. Potatohead, is a very funny and cute name for a big old family car.

Funny Names For Small Cars

Finding cars with names that make you laugh is a hard task.

Not everyone likes to drive a huge car, and maybe you are one of those people, but what cute names can you give your cozy ride? Here are some of the coolest car names for your small car.

46. Beatle, after the bug, is a common name for cars.

47.  Bonbon, means ‘good’ and is a type of sweet treat.

48. Chicle, means “sticky stuff”.

49. Dolly, for a cute and portable car,

50. Gummy Bear, the name of a chewy candy treat.

51. Gus Gus, means “great” and sounds super cute.

52. Jellybean, another type of candy treat.

53. Ladybug, after the insect. This name is usually given to a small car. We think it is a great name for a girl car (yes that's right, you can decide your car's gender as well as its name)!

54. Mouse, after the small and cute animal.

55. Nibbles, refers to something you nibble on, such as snacks.

56. Peanut, why not name your car after everyone's favorite nut?

57. Skittle, means “to shoot” and is also a candy brand. It's a cute name you can give to your car.

58. Tidbit, is a cute name given to a small car.

59. Twig (Irish origin) means ‘to understand’.

60. Dusty, for cars that are too small, too cute, and get too dusty ever so often.

61. Swifter, which means “capable of moving at high speeds.

62. Clover, a cute and funny name for cars that are your good-luck charms, is symbolized by the four-leaf clover.

63. Lance, a funny little name for a cute little super fast car.

64. Nether, for a car that is lightning fast and fierce and reminds you of fire.

65. Beet, is suitable for a small car that is as vibrant as beetroots.

66. Therapist, suitable for a car that you use as an escape from your problems.

67. Jett, a name given to a car that is as fast and agile.

68. Firebolt, a name that is given to exquisite small cars.

69. Knight, a name suitable for a car that is fit for a king to drive.

70. Cheese, for a beautiful little yellow car that is uniquely different from other cars.

71. Sporty, is a name for a sports car.

72. Quick Silver, for silver-colored cars with a sleek and rich design.

73. Torch, for a car that is little and durable. It is not the strongest or the fastest, but it will definitely get the job done and is very reliable.

74. Bugger, is a cool name for a car.

75. Racer, for a car that is good for racing and for sporty activities.

76. Dynamite, is a suitable name for a car that makes you feel exhilarated.

77. Ariel, for a girl car. Refers to the popular fictional mermaid, Ariel

78. Valo, is a suitable name for a sporty car.

79. Cypher, is a cool name for a car that is both small and fast.

80. King, for a car that is fit for ruling the roads.

81. Packer, is a cool name for your car if it is used to go for road trips.

82. Ghost, for a car that is dark in color, and luxurious in build.

83. Vandal, is a cool name for a car.

84. Phantom, for a car that has a loud engine.

85. Ares, is named after the popular Greek God. 

86. Spectre, is a cool name for a car that is smooth and glossy.

87. Frenzy, for an old car that has been through rough use.

88. Revolver, named after the popular gun, is a really cool name for a fast car.

89. Sheriff, is a cool name for a magnificent and majestic car.

90. Bulldog, named after the popular gun, is a good name for powerful cars.

91. Guardian, given to a car that is known to be reliable and strong.

92. Shorty, for a small car that is taken good care of.

93. Stinger, for an affordable, powerful car that can move at very high speeds.

94. Bucky, is the perfect name for a well-engineered car.

95. Judge, is a cool name for old vintage cars.

96. Marshal, is a suitable name for a car with high agility and easy to drive.

97. Operator, given to a car that is economical and elegant.

98. Vector, for cars that can handle extreme situations with utmost ease.

99. Lynx, for a car that is sleek and sharp looking from all angles.

100. Cheetah, named after the fastest animal in the world, it is the perfect name for many supercars.

101. Scorpion, after the deadly arachnids, is the perfect name for futuristic cars.

102. Machete, for a car that is sluggish yet powerful enough.

103. Ballistic, is the perfect name for a car that is delicately shaped and designed.

104. Missile, is a cool name for a car that is feature-enhanced and super clean.

105. Bizon, after the popular gun, is a cool name for a car that has top-tier performance.

106. Constania, given to a car that is old and rusty, but still good nevertheless.

107. Spade, for a car that is family-friendly and limitless at the same time.

108. Nightwatch, is given to a dark-colored car that is used mainly during the night. This name is suitable for cars of nyctophiles.

109. Incarnation, for a car that is astonishing and ergonomically designed.

110. Piety, for a well-tuned and well-designed super fast car.

111. Champ, is a really cool name for a car that can perform well under most conditions.

112. Blaser is a cool name for a progressive and quick-shifting car.

113. Glock, for a car that is ultra fast in performance and is highly durable.

114. Machinehead is the perfect name for supercars that are both luxurious and super powerful.

115. Hope, is given to a car that brings good luck to its owner.

116. Sova, which means ‘hunter’. This is the perfect name for a monster truck.

117. Bean is a cute name for a compact green car.

118. Angel, for a car that you value highly and hold dear to your heart.

119. Flash, is a name for cars that stand out amongst other cars.

120. Heather, for a small car that is aesthetically pleasing to look at.

121. Firefox, is named after the super fast and famous web browser which can load lightning.

122. Max, for a car that is smaller than other cars yet faster than them.

123. Acorn, for a car that is known for its appearance and power.

124. Tag, named after the popular game. It is an appropriate name for a car that is fast.

125. Breaker, for a car that is deceiving in its looks but is extremely fast.

126. Diamond, it is a suitable name for a car that you consider precious.

127. Halo (is basically of Arabic origin), which means “sweet”. This is perfect for cars in the Middle East.

128. Reed, for a car that has superior quality and overall build.

129. Icicle, for a car with a slim body and sleek design. Perfect for office cars.

130. Fade, is a name suitable for dark-colored cars which are small yet powerful.

131. Minion, like those cute small yellow aliens in the Despicable series. It is perfect for small yellow hatchbacks.

132. Razer, for a car that makes you feel like you are travelling faster than light!
Bluey, is a cute and funny name for a little blue car.

133. Smolly, is another cute nickname for your small car.

134. Houston, for a pretty car just like the pretty place in the USA.

135. Bluey, is a cute and funny name for a little blue car.

Funny Names For Old Cars

Do you have an old car that has stood the test of time?  An old car needs to be complemented with the right name that instantly tells the history of the car. Here are some of the best names for you.

136. Antique (English origin) means ‘aged’, nothing speaks about being precious and old like this name.

137. Betty White (Latin origin), after the famous American actress.

138. Beauty Queen, is a name given to a car that is still as beautiful as when it was new.

139. Dracula means ‘son of Dracul’, after the popular vampire myth.

140. Grandpa is a classic name for an old car.

141. Grumpy, for a car that is surly and needs a lot of kickstarting.

142. Last Legs, is a name given to a car that you believe might soon give up.

143. Lucy (Latin origin) is derived from the name Lucious which means ‘light’.

144. Old Betsy (English origin), is a classic typical name given to a really old car.

145. T-Rex, is perfect for a vintage car no longer in production.

146. Undertaker (English origin), for a car you thought, had no life but still somehow seems to work.

147. Thor, named after the Greek God of Thunder and Lightning, this name is perfect for good quality old cars that still run in proper condition.

148. The Madame, for an exquisite ‘lady-driven’ old car that is still as luxurious as ever.

149. Amulet, for an elegant old car that is precious and dear to you and is thought to be protective towards its owner, like amulets.

150. Siren, a name given to a car that is more beautiful than the voice of sirens.

151. Bestie, for a reliable and fun-to-drive car whom you consider to be your best friend.

152. Dove, for a luxurious white car that is as pleasing to look at as it is to drive.

153. Froster is a name given to cars that are used in areas that have cold climates.

154. Lake, for a perfect blue car that reminds you of crystal clear lakes.

155. Old Torcher, for an old car with excellent speeds.

156. Mystique is a name for an old car that has a quality of mystery, charisma, and fascination associated with it.

157. Tarantula is named after the deadly powerful spider.

158. Buzzer, for a car that makes steady noises while driving.

159. Clocker, for an old car that is still as good as ever.

160. Sparky, for a car that has been extensively used for a long time. This is the perfect name for a car that you may still be using.

161. Phoenix, named after the popular mythical bird, is a good name for an old car that is in mint condition.

162. Chaos, for a car which you drive very reluctantly.

163. Chlorine, like the powerful gas. This name suits blue cars more than any other car.

164. Speedo, for an old car that is still as powerful as new.

Bestie Names For Your Cars

If your car is your girl bestie and you are a fun-loving person, these names will give you a very chill vibe and you can also give your girl baby a really cool name! So, check out these names below and start finding a name for your car that suits her personality and looks!

165. Boo, is a sassy name for your partner in crime.

166. Ruby, if you have a cute red hatchback, Ruby could turn out to be a really cute name.

167. Bridget, if you have a pink small car, this could be the perfect name for it.

168. Celestia, for those who stare at their car in awe, just like they stare at the stars.

169. Frida, for a car that makes you lively, bold, and full of spirit! 

170. Harriet is the perfect cute name for your little cute car.

171. Ruth is a cheeky name for a car that is full of energy.

172. Lorrainer, for a strong monster truck.

173. Clara is the ideal name for a car that catches everyone’s attention wherever it is taken.

174. Margaret is an ideal name for all those novel lovers.

175. Brassy is the ideal name for a car that is strong and powerful.

176. Gloria, for a white colored car as white, symbolizes glory.

177. Emily is one of the most common names. It goes perfectly with any car.

178. Coco(Mexican origin), is one of the widely used names in Mexico and other countries.

179. Zora, for a car that has been in flawless condition for a long time.

180. Katniss is another cool name for a monster truck.

181. Hermione, with reference to the Harry Potter character, this name goes along with any car of your choice.

182. Anne is a funny little name for a car.

183. Rey, because we all need at least a ‘ray’ of hope in our lives.

184. Scarlett, for a red colored car that looks like the epitome of the color red.

185. Dew, if you are used to taking out your car in the early hours of the morning, this would be an apt name.

186. Sunflower, after the flower that turns itself to look at the sun.

187. Raze, is the perfect name for yellow cars.

188. Carmen, if your car is colored pink, then this name is the perfect name for your car.

189. Lily, another common name for your car.

190. Marigold, named after the beautiful flower is a pretty name for your pretty car.

191. Rose, another name for a red car that is the epitome of anything red.

192. Sofia is a name that goes along with any car or any color. This is perfect if your car is your bestie.

193. Valentina, red, sassy, and full of spirit, this name is the ultimate choice for many car owners.

194. Chinchilla is a unique name that goes along with small, cute cars.

195. Firefly is a name given to a car that is as fast as it is cute.

196. Wildcat, for a car that looks like it can keep going for ages.

197. Blueberry, if you have a little blue hatchback, will be the perfect name for your car.

198. Bunny is named after the cute little animal. This is a really cool name for any car.

199. Cupcake is a delicious dessert. This name will be very suitable for a car.

200. Peachy, because a peachy car is peachy keen.

201. .Muffin, a cute name for a small car.

202. Pippin, is a name for a car that is purple in color.

Cute Names For Your Cars

If you consider your car to be your baby boy, then these names will surely give you a huge list to choose names from

203. Bub, is a cool name for your car!

204. Blaze, for a car that can go super fast.

205. Dare, for a car that can defy all odds and rule the road!

206. Bruiser, for an old car that is both clean and well taken care of.

207. Braz is a cool name for any car.

208. Count, is the perfect name for a car that is fashionable attractive, or impressive.

209. Coorg, for a car that is snazzy and beautiful.

210. Gem, for a car that is high value with impressive design.

211.Tough, for a car that has been used in extreme conditions and has still stayed together.

212. Ewok is a suitable name for a stylish car.

213. Adnoc, for a glamorous car that captures everyone’s attention.

214. Snoopy, after the popular black and white dog, will be the perfect name for a car that is black and white.

215. Albus, for a car that is stunning to look at.

216. Enoc is another cool name for a car that is chic and lovely.

217. Dore is a unique name for a cool car.

218. Dante is a well-known name in Italy. It will be perfect for any car.

219. Iron, for a car that is as strong as Iron and as fast as cheetahs.

220. Steele, for an elegant beautiful car.

221. Joie, for a car that gives our charming and beautiful vibes.

222. Felix is a name given to a car that is bewitching and powerful.

223. Ralph, for a car that is used every day and is yet fascinating to see.

224. Insyde, is a cool name for a black-colored car.

225. Draco, if you own a hatchback, this name will go along perfectly with your car.

226. Burna, another common name, is the perfect name for brown cars.

227. Lucious, for a car that is entrancing and glamorous to spectate.

228. Polo is a unique name that you can give to your car.

229. Top, is an intriguing name for any car.

230. Tate, for a dazzling and shiny car that is kept in excellent condition.

231. Offset named after the Rapper is a good name if you like rap music.

232. Spinner, for a car which is often taken out for a spin.

233. Maraj is a name given to a car that is appealing to look at.

234. Vicious, another cool name for a monster truck or any car in general.

235. Serpent, a personal favorite of many, is the perfect name for cars.

236. Chainer, for a car that can give a thrilling experience to its owner.

237. Shake, for an old car that shudders every so often.

238.Rocky, for a car that is as hard as a rock and is just as powerful.

239. Wrap, for a car that is often driven in the fast lanes!

240. Fenty is the perfect name for a car that gives out vibes of grace and aesthetics.

241. Future, for an advanced car that is perfect in every manner.

242. Easy, for a car that is full of glamor and beauty.

243. Cole is a unique name for a car.

244. Zeke is the ideal name used by many car owners in naming their cars.

245. Juice, is perfect for a car that is beautiful, yet powerful.

246. Cudi, is a cool name for a vintage car.

247. Kodak, is the ideal name for excitingly attractive cars.

248. Peeper, for a car that can fit into small spaces.

249. Vert, is best given to electric cars or cars in general.

250. Meek, for a luxurious car.

251. Blanco, is a name preferred by many car owners to name their car.

252. Rico, is another unique name for your car.

253. Skepta, for a car that is agile and perfect at best.

254. Jim,a short name for a small car.

255. Donner, for cars that look marvelous despite being used a lot of times.

256. Gyros is a popular name that you can give to your car.

257. Swae for a car whose beauty captivates anyone around it.

258. Tyger, another name for a car that is alluring and appealing to look at.

259. Cordae is a unique name that makes your car stand out amongst the others.

260. Thugger, for a car that is still perfect in all aspects.

261. Zebra, for a black and white car with rich design and sleek build.

262. Kritz is perfect for a car that is rarely used.

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