55+ Bart Simpson Quotes

Nidhi Sahai
Mar 14, 2023 By Nidhi Sahai
Originally Published on Feb 24, 2023
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Bart Simpson minifigure with skateboard
Age: 3-18
Read time: 6.5 Min

The most popular Bart Simpson quotes from the '90s included many of his catchphrases like "Aww Man" and "Aww, geez!", which kids loved and found cool.

Bart Simpson gained popularity partly due to the spontaneous things he would say and do. The character's vital part in the show was also influenced by his mischievousness, disobedience, and disregard for authority.

Bart Simpson's character was named Entertainer of the Year by Entertainment Weekly in 1990 and one of the 100 most influential individuals of the 20th century by Time Magazine. While Lisa is the smart one of the Simpson family, Bart is no less, as portrayed by the quotes listed below.

Best Bart Simpson Quotes

Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson is a fictional character in the American animated television series 'The Simpsons'. Voiced by Nancy Cartwright, Bart Simpson quotes are witty and humorous.

"You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? I'm insulted."

"I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try."

"You got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, and when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money."

"Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will."

"Well, enjoy it while you can. Everything changes when you get to the big one-o. Your legs start to go. Candy doesn't taste as good anymore."

"There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!"

"Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation."

"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."

"Oh, Space Mutants 4! Drop me off! Drop me off!"

"Eat my shorts!"

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."

"There's a 4:30 in the morning now?"

"Part of this D-minus belongs to God."

"Hey, cool, I'm dead."

"Do you think I'm telling people not to have a cow because deep down I want them to have a cow?"

Witty Bart Simpson Quotes

Though Bart Simpson was one witty character, his life lessons were precious and quite insightful for a little boy. Some would even say he was wise beyond his years!

"If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it."

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and Star Wars trilogy."

"I've learned that even made-up corporate shills can lie to you."

"Without awards shows, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?"

"No, no, no. You're too young to be a witch. Savor the steps leading up to it. College anorexic, a string of bad marriages, career disappointments, failed pottery shop. And then when you're old and alone, you can hit the witch thing hard."

"So much for the days when I could say, 'At least my mother's normal.'"

"Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour."

Funny Bart Simpson Quotes

Here are some famous funny quotes from Bart Simpson in conversation with his sister and Grampa. The interactions with his mom, Marge; dad, Homer; best friend, Milhouse; and various other recurring characters on the show give you an insight into his family life and daily interactions.

"Milhouse: You shake it up, and it tells the future!

Bart Simpson: Really? Will I pass my English test? [shakes the ball] 'Outlook Not So Good'. Wow, it does work!"

"I really don't want to be here, Dad! Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on."

"Bart Simpson: Hey, Mr. Burns, can I go with you to get the treasure? I won't eat much, and I don't know the difference between right and wrong."

"Bart Simpson: You know, kid, with your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team!

Lisa: What are Barts?

Bart Simpson: You're the smart one; you figure it out."

"Homer: Hey kids, how was school?

Lisa: I learned how many drams in a pennyweight.

Bart Simpson: I got expelled."

"I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. Now I'm paying the price, but there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do."

"Lisa: Bart, we can't let Bob steal the spotlight like this. We're gonna have to sink to the lowest common denominator.

Bart Simpson: I can do that."

"Bart Simpson: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey type creature?

Mrs. Krabappel: I'm sorry, that would be playing God.

Bart Simpson: God shmod. I want my monkey man!"

"Homer: Hey boy, where are you going?

Bart Simpson: Father-son picnic.

Homer: Have a good time. [Bart shuts the door] Wait a minute."

"Bart Simpson: Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders.

Homer: He was a zombie?"

"Bart Simpson: Look in my eyes. See the conviction? See the sincerity? See the fear? As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!

Homer: And if you don't, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids."

"Alright, that's it. I've been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from those Krusty Brand vitamins. My Krusty Kalculator didn't have a seven or an eight. And Krusty's autobiography was self-serving, with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far!"

"Bart: I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants.

Grampa: Too late."

"Marge: Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.

Bart: Sh! TV."

"Bart: You make me sick, Homer. You're the one that told me I could do anything if I just put my mind to it.

Homer: Well, now that you're a little bit older, I can tell you that's a crock. No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."

"Gotcha. Can't win, don't try."

"Marge: Lisa, ordinarily, I'd say you should stand up for what you believe, but you've been doing that an awful lot lately.

Bart: Yeah."

Famous Bart Simpson Quotes

Among the most famous and viral quotes of Bart Simpson from 'The Simpsons', these are the most popular ones among fans.

"Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents. I'm always screwing up in school and getting in trouble with the law. But if I grow up to be a halfway-decent person, I know it'll be because of my mom and dad."

"From now on, I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize."

"You're asking the wrong guy, Milhouse; you're asking the wrong guy."

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."

"But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!"

"My chunky brothers! Gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!"

"You did it, Homer; you saved me from the bullies; you're the coolest kid I've ever met."

"Oh, please. This is senseless destruction with none of my usual social commentary."

"Look, everybody, I would just as soon not make a big deal out of this. I'm not saying I'm not a hero; I'm just saying that I fear for my safety."

"Well, we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on itself. But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic."

"I've done everything I could, and I've only got 35 bucks! Ugh! I am through with working; working is for chumps."

"How could someone so much like me be a loser?"

"All you need to know is that I'm a politeness monster who eats 'pleases' and farts 'thank yous', ma'am."

“Who am I kidding? I really am a failure! Oh, now I know how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754.”

"Robot: Tell me, young man, what is it like to have feelings?

Bart: I said I'm human, not a girl.

Homer: How could you?!"

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Written by Nidhi Sahai

Bachelor of Arts in Journalism and Mass Communication

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Nidhi SahaiBachelor of Arts in Journalism and Mass Communication

Dedicated and experienced, Nidhi is a professional content writer with a strong reputation for delivering high-quality work. She has contributed her expertise to esteemed organizations, including Network 18 Media and Investment Ltd. Driven by her insatiable curiosity and love for journalism and mass communication, Nidhi pursued a Bachelor of Arts degree from Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University, graduating with distinction in 2021. During her college years, she discovered her passion for Video Journalism, showcasing her skills as a videographer for her institution. Nidhi's commitment to making a positive impact extends beyond her professional pursuits. Actively engaging in volunteer work, she has contributed to various events and initiatives throughout her academic career.

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