90+ Beard Quotes

Spandana Kantam
Mar 16, 2023 By Spandana Kantam
Originally Published on Feb 27, 2023
Beard quote by Alexander 'Conquistador' Antebi

Great beards symbolize confidence, dominance, courage, and masculinity.

From Jake Gyllenhaal, Zac Efron, Hugh Jackman, to Bradley Cooper, Hollywood hunks are rocking great beards. Our brilliant beard quotes will be your best friend whether you're looking for simple beard quotes, beard captions, or great mustache quotes.

Master your strong beard game and flaunt your facial hair with these awesome beard quotes. Find the funniest beard quotes, cute beard quotes, and beard captions for your social media posts here.

Funny Beard Quotes

Bring out your quirky side with these hilarious beard quotes that will put a smile on every reader's face.

"I got 99 problems, but my beard ain't one!"

"The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress." - Ashton Kutcher

"Beard is the answer. The question doesn't matter."

"Make beard, not war."

"I look like Scooby-Doo in a beard." - Rocky Wirtz

"There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard." - Jean Cocteau

"Having a giant beard really distracts people from noticing you're barely keeping it together emotionally." - Jason Mantzoukas

"Helmet will protect my head, beard will protect itself."

"Time is measured in days, weeks, and beards."

"Beards – saving the husbands from ill-timed expressions since eternity." - Shahenshah Hafeez Khan

“When someone has a problem with your beard, remember this... that's not your problem.”

"I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days." - Adam Scott

"There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard." - Edward Lear

"I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human." - Danny Pudi

"My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible." - Romesh Ranganathan

"If you want to see the kid inside you, shave your beard."

“Don't be a slave to the shave.”

Cute Beard Quotes

Doesn't a cute beard like yours deserve the cutest beard quotes? Insert one of these quotes for your beard on your Instagram and flaunt your cuteness effortlessly.

"Women wear makeup, men wear their beards."

"Not for a moment, beautiful aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies." - Federico García Lorca

"Be you, Be beardorble."

"Beard under construction."

"I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude." - Martin Landau

"Character makes the man; the beard is just the reminder."

"The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous."

"Life is better with a beard."

"Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young." -John Greenleaf Whittier

"Beards are a brotherhood, not a fashion statement."

"A full beard looks cool." - Richard C. Armitage.

"A beard is a gift you give your face."

"Beauty for men? You mean good beard care."

"True love is like a beard. It never ends, it only grows."

"For anybody that grow a beard or have hair on their face, I welcome you to the beard game. We're all family. I encourage that. I encourage beards." - Rick Ross

"Nothing like a good beard to scare off rivals."

"Your beard is your most powerful asset, take good care of it."

"Every time a man shaves his beard, an angel loses its wings."

"You don't have fangs or big feathers, you have a beard, so use it wisely."

"A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments." - Pawan Mishra, 'Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy', 2015

"I had a beard way before it was fashionable." - Chris Stapleton

"A man must take care of his beard the way women take care of their hair."

“Return to your friends and tell them that we came here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, and determined to avenge our own wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us: we are ready to meet them beard to beard. - William Wallace

"Some guys wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard!!"

"You call it facial hair. I call it awesomeness escaping through my face."

"His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, 
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow." - Clement Clarke Moore, 'A Visit From St. Nicholas', 1823

Salt And Pepper Beard Quotes

Salt and pepper beards have been trending for a few years now. Do you have a salt and pepper beard and need a cool quote to show it off? If so, here you will find the best salt and pepper beard quotes for your dashing beard.

"In time we grow older, we grow wiser, we grow smarter, and we're better. And I feel like I'm becoming more seasoned, although I don't have my salt-and-pepper hair." - Usher

"I've always believed with age comes wisdom. And I find salt and pepper hair to be very attractive." - Gideon Glick

"Every gray hair tells a story."

"It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart."  - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

"I've got a couple of grays in my beard and maybe a little salt and pepper in my hair. If I let my hair down and go through it, you'd see a good bit of grays. Maybe from the stress of the road and the crazy business I'm in." - Roman Reigns

"Wrinkles and bones, white hair and diamonds: I can't wait." -  Truman Capote, 'Breakfast At Tiffany's And Three Stories', 1958

“A little gray hair is a small price to pay for this much wisdom.”

"They're not gray hair, they are wisdom highlights."

"I feel I want to be wise with white hair in a tall library in a deep chair by a fireplace." - Gregory Corso

"Salt and Pepper: Perfect beard for my perfect personality."

"Gray hairs seem to my fancy like the soft light of the moon, silvering over the evening of life." - Jean Paul

"Nobody has said ohmygod­youwentgray!! Because the thing is, it isn't. It isn't white, either, or silver — not quite, not exactly. But it is a glorious color." - Vicki Woods

"Gray hair is a crown of splendor; it is attained by a righteous life." - Proverbs 16:31

"It's great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald." - Rodney Dangerfield

"Love your beard and it will love you back." - Keith A. Williams

"Gray hair is a crown of life." - Lailah Gifty Akita

"You don't choose a beard, a beard chooses you."

“Not all men wear capes, some wear salt and pepper beards.”

Beard Quotes For Instagram

Are you about to upload a picture on Instagram with your perfect beard? You may need an awesome beard quote to go with the picture, right? We are here to ease up that search by offering you some of the best beard quotes that you can post on Instagram to show off your awesome beard.

"The average man spends 145 days of his life shaving. Save time. Don't be average."

"The beard is a statement to say that you can achieve anything, no matter who you are or how you look." - Conchita Wurst

"A decent mustache can intimidate a man, while a great mustache can frighten an army." - Anya Wylde, 'Penelope', 2013

"A beard is like a crown for your face."

"I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives." - Chris Pine

"If you want to grow a beard like mine, the only thing I can tell you is that you have to have patience. You just have to let it grow." - Daniel Bryan

"If you have a beard, I would suggest putting glitter on it, because it will make you look fancy." - Bianca Del Rio

“A man without a beard is like a lion without a mane.”

"I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher." - Aulus Gellius

"I've got a round face, white hair, a white beard. I can wear half-moon glasses and waddle a little, cope with a cane, raise my hat." - Richard Attenborough

"If your friends encourage you to shave your beard, don't wait. Make new friends immediately."

"Your character tells the world you are a real man. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point."

"I'm not one of those guys who is going to dye his beard. I'm not that vain." - Jeffrey Dean Morgan

"I really want to disappear, grow a beard, not talk to anyone, not make any friends... I just want to disappear and study." - Rivers Cuomo

"A good beard will remind the world never to mess with you."

"Pretty much every other question I get from fans is about my hair and beard." - Wayne Static

"You can keep your attitude. I'll just keep my beard."

"Don't go shaving, fellas." - Alexander 'Conquistador' Antebi

"Don't hate me because I'm beardiful! The beard isn't novel, it's natural."

"Don't care for the world. Only care for my beard."

"The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving." - William Petersen

"As for facial hair, I think I decided it was a good look after graduate school. I always shave it myself and trim my own beard." - Mike Colter

"I don't like myself without a beard." - Jamie Dornan

"I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you're golden." - Chris Evans

"The beard has gotta stay. That's my staple. I can't get rid of it." - Michael Chiesa

"You know what I like about a beard? You can always look contemplative." - Joshua Jackson

"I don't need no November to grow my beard."

"Growing a beard is tough and not as easy as one might think." - Gautam Rode

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my awesome beard."

"A good beard is a great companion; it can make you look older, and even more serious."

"Keep calm and grow a beard."

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Written by Spandana Kantam

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Political Science and Sociology

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Spandana KantamBachelor of Arts specializing in Political Science and Sociology

Spandana holds a Bachelor's degree in Political Science from Acharya Nagarjuna University. She has a passion for writing and enjoys reading crime and thriller novels while listening to RnB music in her free time.

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