50+ Best Bridesmaids Quotes From The Hilarious Wedding Rom-Com

Supriya Jain
Dec 12, 2023 By Supriya Jain
Originally Published on Mar 16, 2021
Edited by Luca Demetriou
bride standing with her back in a white wedding dress and raised hand with three bridesmaids

If you are a fan of American romantic comedies, or love the concept of a bridesmaid, then you must love the movie 'Bridesmaids'.

The American hit movie 'Bridesmaids' revolves around a woman named Annie, played by Kristen Wiig, who is a single woman in her mid-thirties struggling through life. She is taken aback by the sudden marriage of her best friend Lillian and has to put up with being the bridesmaid.

Bridesmaids are an excellent support system for the bride. From preparation to the D-Day, bridesmaids make sure that the bride has all its needs met. 'Bridesmaids' has an interesting cast of actors including Ellie Kemper, Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph, among others.

The movie has a twist to the iconic bridesmaid’s relationship, making it the major theme of the movie other than love and romance. Here are some hilarious 'Bridesmaids' movie quotes. You may also find funny quotes about bridesmaids here.

If you like this article, check out these 'Pitch Perfect' quotes and 'Wedding Crashers' quotes.

Best Bridesmaids Quotes By Megan

Megan is one of the bridesmaids. She is foul-mouthed, but hilarious. She is open minded and is the sister of the groom. Here are a few quotes that will let you know about her comic as well as foul-mouthed sequence. Though she is dramatic, she cares for Lillian.

Nine bridesmaid with bride covering their faces.

1. “This is some classy sh-... [burp] I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.”

- Megan, 'Bridesmaids'.

2. “I met a dolphin down there, and I swear to God that dolphin looked into my soul. Into my soul Annie, and said I'm saving you.”

- Megan, 'Bridesmaids'.

3. “Hey not Air Marshall John, wanna go back in that Restroom and not rest.”

- Megan, 'Bridesmaids'.

4. “I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.”

- Megan, 'Bridesmaids'.

5. “Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know so it's 'Surprise, we're going to fight!' We beat the shit out of her.”

- Megan, 'Bridesmaids'.

6. “That dress is so pretty, it makes my stomach hurt.”

- Megan, 'Bridesmaids'.

7. “It looked into my goddamn soul.”

- Megan, 'Bridesmaids'.

8. “I think I overcommitted with 9 [puppies], 6 is a comfortable number.”

- Megan, 'Bridesmaids'.

9. “You know anyone who wants to marry my brother is a profound idiot.”

- Megan, 'Bridesmaids'.

Famous Bridesmaids Quotes By Annie

Annie is the protagonist of the movie bridesmaids, who is in her thirties. She is in a period of life where she has no boyfriend and has lost her job. All she has is her friend Lillian and is worried about her sudden engagement and marriage. Read on for her iconic lines.

10. “In good times, in bad times, I’ll be on your side forever mooooore. That’s what friends are fooor!!!”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

11. “Annie: Whatever you say 'Stove'.

Flight Attendant Steve: It's Steve.

Annie: 'Stove' what kind of a name is that?

Flight Attendant Steve: That's not a name. My name is Steve.

Annie: Are you an appliance?

Flight Attendant Steve: No I am a man, and my name is Steve.

Annie: You're a flight attendant.

Flight Attendant Steve: That is, absolutely accurate. You can close that.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

12. “You don’t know who you’re sleeping next to.  It is scary.  I mean, look at him. ”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

13. “Mom! I keep telling you, you’re not supposed to go to those things.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

14. “It’s just, it’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly. It makes me kinda happy.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

15. “I feel like her life is going off and getting perfect, and mine is just like...”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

16. “You cannot trust anybody, ever.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

17. “I love hanging out with you. I think we get along really well.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

18. “I'm not with anybody. I'm here so-lo.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

19. “Oh, my god. I just got hurt. Yeah, my pits are sweating. My stomach hurts. Oh, my god!”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

20. “No one can get anywhere in 3 seconds. You’re setting me up for a loss already.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

21. “It's a good tub. I slept there for my 30th birthday.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

22. “I am in my 30's, I have 40,000 dollars in debt, I live with a weirdo...”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

23. “I'm telling you, hitting bottom is a good thing. Because there's nowhere to go but up.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

24. “This should be open because it's civil rights. This is the nineties.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

25. “I don't have any friends.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

26. “If I was drunk, could I do this?”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

27. “He was sweet and nice and cute, so naturally I ran as fast as I could.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

28. “I'm sure you are very popular.”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

29. “Annie: You read my journal?

Brynn:At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book."

- 'Bridesmaids'.

30. “What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What're you a kitchen appliance or something?”

- Annie, 'Bridesmaids'.

Hilarious Quotes By Becca

Becca, played by Ellie Kemper, is a sweet person, who tries her best to be a perfect bridesmaid. Unlike the others, she focuses on nicer things like complimenting the bride-to-be.

31. “You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!”

- Becca, 'Bridesmaids'.

32. “We went on a sweetheart honeymoon. Disney World.”

- Becca, 'Bridesmaids'.

33. “I’m Becca. This is my husband. You don’t have a husband. Sorry.”

- Becca, 'Bridesmaids'.

34. “What about a Pixar themed shower? And we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character?”

- Becca, 'Bridesmaids'.

Funniest Bridesmaid Quotes

The movie Bridesmaid has few amazing supporting characters who make the movie hilarious. These characters are also involved in the conversation of epic and iconic moments. Here are some of the best dialogues which have a story behind it that make you watch the movie.

35. “We would like to invite you to no longer live with us.”

- Brynn, 'Bridesmaids'.

36. “[describing her free tattoo] It's a Mexican drinking worm. It's like a Native American symbol meaning wasted.”

- Brynn, 'Bridesmaids'.

37. “Rhodes: How long has she been gone?

Annie: She's been missing for like 12 hours.

Rhodes: Twelve hours? It's not a missing person, until it's at least 24 hours. Have you ever seen CSI? 24 hours. Let me go on with my job Annie.

Annie : Please, I really need your help.

Helen : [peeks her head over]  Please...Nathan?

Rhodes: Who's this one?

Annie: Hi, I'm Helen.

[reaches hand out]

Rhodes: What?

Annie: This is Helen...

Rhodes: [smiles]  Hello, Helen. I've heard...wonderful things.”


38. “I had a dream last night that we went down.”

- Woman On Plane, 'Bridesmaids'.

39. “They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting.”

- Wendi McLendon, 'Bridesmaids'.

40. “Whatever you say, Stove.”

- Kristen Wiig, 'Bridesmaids'.

41. “Lillian: You remember my cousin, Rita.

Annie: Rita!

Rita: [hugs Annie]  Annie, I haven't seen you since you graduated high school.."

- 'Bridesmaids'.

42. “ I cracked a blanket in half. Do you get where I'm going with this?”

- Rita, 'Bridesmaids'.

43. “Megan: Yeah, I just fell off a cruise ship

Annie: Oh shit!

Megan: Yeah...Took a hard, violent fall, kinda pin-balled down there.”

- Gil, 'Bridesmaids'.

Best Quotes By Lillian

Lillian, played by Maya Rudolph, makes a sudden decision to get married and has her bridesmaids confused and worried about their lives without her.

44. “I’m getting married. And you’ll be my maid of honor?”

- Lillian, 'Bridesmaids'.

45. “It's happening. It's happening. It happened.”

- Lillian, 'Bridesmaids'.

46. “I’m glad we’re doing this too. It’s good we’re finally getting a chance to hang out.”

- Lillian, 'Bridesmaids'.

47. “Why can’t you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?”

- Lillian, 'Bridesmaids'.

48. “Sorry, Rodney! We’re on a budget!”

- Lillian, 'Bridesmaids'.

49. “I don’t know. I mean it’s fine. I just feel like, he’s kind of been distant lately and, I don’t know. He calls me dude a lot.”

- Lillian, 'Bridesmaids'.

50. “Look, I know you say he’s cute, and all that stuff. But he makes you feel...[awful]... you know? You’re a total catch and any guy would be psyched to be your man. You should just make room for somebody who’s nice to you...”

- Lillian, 'Bridesmaids'.

51. “I got engaged.”

- Lillian, 'Bridesmaids'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Bridesmaids' quotes,then why not take a look at Bride quotes, or 'Miss Congeniality' quotes.

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Written by Supriya Jain

Bachelor of Commerce, Master of Business Administration specializing in Marketing

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Supriya JainBachelor of Commerce, Master of Business Administration specializing in Marketing

As a skilled member of the Kidadl team, Shruti brings extensive experience and expertise in professional content writing. With a Bachelor's degree in Commerce from Punjab University and an MBA in Business Administration from IMT Nagpur, Shruti has worked in diverse roles such as sales intern, content writer, executive trainee, and business development consultant. Her exceptional writing skills cover a wide range of areas, including SOP, SEO, B2B/B2C, and academic content.

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