20+ Best 'Dodgeball' Quotes From The Hilarious Underdog Story

Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Dec 12, 2023 By Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Originally Published on Mar 13, 2021
Edited by Jacob Fitzbright
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'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story' is a 2004 comedy-drama directed by Rawson Marshall Thumber starring Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor among others.

The movie 'Dodgeball' is basically about a bunch of misfit friends, who enter a Dodgeball championship in Las Vegas for the $50,000 prize money. They enter into this competition in order to save Average Joe's Gym, owned by Peter LaFleur.

'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story' is a classic American comedy movie, with impeccable comic timing.

The story is very funny with two very funny characters, Peter LaFleur and White Goodman played by Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller respectively.

The journey of Peter to save his gym, the comedic rivalry between Peter and White, the epic dodgeball team of players who have never played the game before.

In case you are not acquainted with the sport, in the American version of Dodgeball, there are two teams of six players, and the objective is to be the first to eliminate every player of the opposing team by throwing the game ball at the opposing player below the shoulder, each team first starts with one ball and then two balls, spread evenly on the centerline.

It's entertaining to watch and that's why everyone's a big fan.

This list of quotes from the movie will keep you cracking all day.

The categories include 'Dodgeball' movie quotes, 'Dodgeball' cotton quotes and Ben Stiller 'Dodgeball' quotes.

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Famous 'Dodgeball' Quotes

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Following quotes are a few of the most famous quotes from the 2004 comedy 'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story' for you to share with your friends and family at events or gatherings.

1. "If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!"

- Patches O'Houlihan.

2. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"

- White Goodman.

3. "Fran: You are the one that stares at me. Why is this?

Owen: Because you are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

- 'Dodgeball'.

4. "Peter La Fleur: Thank you, Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris: Thank you, Peter."

- 'Dodgeball'.

5. "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!"

- Patches O'Houlihan.

6. "That's a bold move, Cotton."

- Pepper Brooks.

7. "We're better than you, and we know it!"

- White Goodman.

8. "Those men believe in you."

- Patches O'Houlihan.

9. "My name is Cotton McKnight and with me, as always, is my partner in crime, Pepper Brooks."

- Cotton McKnight.

Motivational 'Dodgeball' Quotes

These quotes from the movie 'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story', are funny but also very motivational, especially teaches you the don't of any situation.

10. "Cotton McKnight: Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match!

Pepper Brooks: Unbelievable!"

- 'Dodgeball'.

11. "Kate Veatch: That... is a really interesting painting.

White Goodman: Thank you. Yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor.

Kate Veatch: I get it.

White Goodman: But that actually happened, though."

- 'Dodgeball'.

12. "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!"

- Patches O'Houlihan.

13. "Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever."

- Lance Armstrong.

14. "So come on down and join the winning team. Because here at Globo Gym: We’re better than you, and we know it."

- White Goodman.

15. "We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras ... and we will, we will, rock you!"

- White Goodman.

Funny 'Dodgeball' Quotes

'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story' is a complete comedy, so listing out the funniest quotes from the movie was hard but worth it, share these quotes too and have a great laugh together.

16. "Peter LaFleur: Hey, White.

White Goodman: Yeah?

Peter LaFleur: You look awful fat in those pants."

- 'Dodgeball'.

17. "Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought that I thought I was once."

- White Goodman.

18. "I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy."

- Patches O'Houlihan.

19. "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

- Kate Veatch.

20. "Peter La Fleur: Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?

White Goodman: Yes, I did."

- 'Dodgeball'.

21. "Cotton McKnight: It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this Cinderella story, turning Average Joe's into the proverbial pumpkin.

Pepper Brooks: I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton."

- 'Dodgeball'.

22. "How do I know? Well, I’m not only the founder of Globo Gym…I’m also a client."

- White Goodman.

23. "White Goodman: Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?

Peter La Fleur: What?

White Goodman: I'm thinking of opening a new Globo Gym down in Mexico City, so I've been honing up on my Spanish."

- 'Dodgeball'.

24. "You're adopted, you're parents don't even love you."

- Peter LaFleur.

25. "If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball."

- Patches O'Houlihan.

26. "Ouchtown, population: you bro!"

- Pepper Brooks.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Dodgeball' quotes then why not take a look at underdog quotes, or funny football quotes.

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Written by Rajnandini Roychoudhury

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

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Rajnandini RoychoudhuryBachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature. 

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