130 Best SpongeBob Quotes: Are You Ready?

Joan Agie
Dec 12, 2023 By Joan Agie
Originally Published on Feb 26, 2021
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Why Spongebob quotes?

'Spongebob Squarepants' is a cartoon television series created by Stephen Hillenburg, which has gained worldwide acclaim and the love of children and adults. 'Spongebob Squarepants' is a comedy cartoon show depicting the aquatic creatures of Bikini Bottom, living in a human-like civilization.

You get to experience this wonderful world through the daily life and adventures of the main character, Spongebob Squarepants, and his friends.

Apart from being a popular cartoon show that is too much fun to watch, it can also be a memorable learning experience for your child.

Your child can explore the incredible flora and fauna of the aquatic world while enjoying the foolishness of the inherently funny characters. These loving, inspiring, and funny Spongebob quotes are just a small example of how a person of any age can enjoy that cartoon show.

What parents should know

The funny adventures of Spongebob can also teach essential life lessons to kids, like - owning up to their mistakes, the value of friendship, being proud of your identity, being kind, developing confidence, and always being an optimist.

The show's ridiculous events and fantastic scenery can broaden your child's creativity and imagination.

It is one of the longest-running American animated shows, with its first official airing by Nickelodeon on July 17, 1999.

It is a great cartoon show for enjoying recreationally, inspiring children to aim for limitless possibilities, and engaging adults in the incredible wonders of having no responsibility.

What to discuss with kids

'Spongebob Squarepants' is abif media franchise. Children can not only enjoy watching the cartoon show but also play with Spongebob merchandise or store them as collectibles.

The show can teach children about the appearance of different aquatic animals and appreciate diversity.

The cartoon can also make your child more curious and knowledgeable by making them ask more questions like - is that how fishes travel underwater? How are the animals breathing?

If you are interested to know more about other characters from the show, look at Squidward Quotes and Patrick Star Quotes.

Funny Quotes

The stories in 'Spongebob Squarepants' are written by very talented writers and artists working together. The peculiar dialogues, actions, and scenery are compiled into an exceptional form of entertainment. Here are some funny Spongebob quotes that showcase the amazing comic time of the writers portrayed through several lovable characters.

1. "His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!" - Plankton, 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

2. "It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!" - Plankton, 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

3. "Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!" - Plankton, 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

4. "Spongebob: I don't get it, Patrick. What's wrong with Sandy?

Patrick: Maybe it's just a squirrel thing." - 'Texas', March 22, 2000

5. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." - Plankton, 'The Algae's Always Greener', March 22, 2002

6. "Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly." -Mr. Krabs, 'Help Wanted', May 1999

7. "Wake me up when I care." - Squidward, 'Gullible Pants', June 5, 2009

8. "It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!" - Mr. Krabs, 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

9. "Look at all the hip, young people eating sa-lads!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Bossy Boots', October 20, 2000

10. "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!" - Patrick Star, 'Something Smells', October 26, 2000

11. "The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!" - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'As Seen On TV', March 8, 2002

12. "Come on Krabs, there's gotta be some use of this stuff we can agree on! Let's sell it to the military! Imagine... fuel for flamethrowers, lubricant for killer robots, bombs that smell like french fries!" - Plankton, 'There Will Be Grease', April 29, 2022

13. "Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!" - Mr. Krabs, 'Can You Spare a Dime?', March 8, 2002

14. "You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

15. "SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!" -Squidward Tentacles, 'Jellyfish Jam', August 28, 1999

16. "Hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep." - Patrick Star, 'Survival Of The Idiots', March 17, 2001

17. "Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here." - Squidward, 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

18. "That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges." - Plankton, 'Welcome To Chum Bucket', January 21, 2002

19. "I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'I Had An Accident', October 4, 2003

20. "Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy III', September 14, 2001

21. "Spongebob: Well, we lost our car again.

Patrick: Never mind the car, where's the road?" - 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

22. "Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home." - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

23. "Squidward: A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

Mr.Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese." - 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

24. "Spongebob: Gee, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.

Patrick: No, that’s Italian, Spongebob." - 'Wormy', February 24, 2001

25. "Spongebob: We signed a peace treaty, Squidward. You were right, fighting is for children.

Squidward: No, no, no, I misled you. It's for adults too! - 'Snowball Effect', February 22, 2002

26. "Spongebob: Patrick, what brought you here?

Patrick: Two words, SpongeBob - "na" "chos."" - 'Smoothe Jazz At Bikini Bottom', September 30, 2011

27. "Spongebob: Is it serious doctor? Will Mr.Krabs be alright?

Doctor (2): Mr.Krabs is in a cash-coma. Only the return of his money can save his life." - 'The Lost Mattress', May 13, 2005

28. "You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one." - Patrick Star, 'Grandma's Kisses', April 28, 2001

29. "I’m a good noodle!" - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'New Student Starfish', September 20, 2002

30. "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'One Krabs Trash', February 22, 2002

31. "Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me!" -Patrick Star, 'Krusty Krab Training Video', May 10, 2002

32. "Squidward, we don’t need television. Not as long as we have our... imagination!" - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'Idiot Box', March 1, 2002

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"Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy’s cousin…" -SpongeBob Squarepants, 'The Camping Episode', April 3, 2004

34. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." - Patrick Star, 'The Secret Box', September 7, 2001

35. "Too tough for me? That's ridiculous. I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'No Weenies', March 15, 2002

36. "This isn't your average, everyday darkness. This is… advanced darkness. Hey! If I close my eyes, it doesn't seem so dark." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Rock Bottom', March 15, 2000

37. "Moss always points to civilization." - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'Pizza Delivery', August 14, 1999

38. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick Star, 'Band Geeks', September 7, 2001

39. "Spongebob: Huh? Those are some big words, Pat. I've never heard you use them before.

Patrick: Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!" - 'Patrick SmartPants', October 21, 2005

40. "I've got a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo! I’m scary!" - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'Scaredy Pants', October 28, 1999

41. "Patrick: We destroyed your most prized possession.

Lord Royal Highness: If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!" - 'Atlantis SquarePantis', November 12. 2007

42. "Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!" - Plankton, 'The Algae's Always Greener', March 22, 2002

43. "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request." - Mr. Krabs, 'Krusty Towers', April 1, 2006

44. "Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness… Money." - Mr. Krabs, 'Your Shoe's Untied', February 17, 2001

45. "Ahem! Can I have everybody’s attention? I have to use the bathroom." - Patrick Star, 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

46. "Sandy: Hold it! If it please the court, I'd like to say something in Spongebob's defense.

Posiedon: It does not please the court. Sit down, squirrel with fishbowl on head!" - 'The Spongebob Movie: Sponge On The Run', March 4, 2021

47. "Spongebob: Do you know what day today is?

Patrick: Annoy Squidward day?

Spongebob: No, silly! that’s on the 15th!". - 'Employee Of The Month', March 8, 2000

48. "Squidward: Could you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?

Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus." - Wishing You Well', June 2, 2006

49. "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!" - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'Graveyard Shift', September 6, 2002

50. "Patrick: Are they laughing at us?

Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us." - 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

51. "Officer Rob: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Okay, time’s up. Now, get out!

SpongeBob: But…but we stole a balloon.

Officer Rob: Yeah, on Free Balloon Day." - 'Life Of Crime', May 5, 2001

52. "With imagination, I can be anything I want. A pirate! Arrgh! A football player! Hup!" -Spongebob Squarepants, 'Idiot Box', March 1, 2002

53. "Spongebob: A boy has been born. A boy. There is much happiness.

Marco: That's-a me. I was-a born here.

Spongebob: They are about to name the boy...

Marco: Marco. They named him Marco. It's Marco. Marco!

Spongebob: Polo." - 'Old Man Patrick', February 14, 2018

54. "He is a ghost in denial. He needs us now more than ever." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Squidward The Unfriendly Ghost', October 2, 1999

55. "What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?" - Mr. Krabs, 'Imitation Krabs', January 27, 2001

56. "Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Nature Pants', September 11, 1999

57. "Ice is just a myth." - Mr. Krabs, 'Nasty Patty', March 1, 2002

58. "This working out thing isn't working out." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'MuscleBob BuffPants', October 2, 1999

59. "Patrick: I can't see my forehead. What's your problem?

Spongebob: I have a good idea, and no one else thinks so." - 'Patty Hype', February 24, 2001

60. "Patrick: Hey, Spongebob... You're shorter. Have you been dieting?

Spongebob: Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest." - 'Your Shoe's Untied', February 17, 2001

Quotes About Friendship

Apart from the fantastic adventures and funny incidents, 'Spongebob Squarepants' is a show that can also teach your child simple values of love and togetherness. One of the cartoon's most celebrated and prominent themes is - friendship. Let's look at some quotes from 'Spongebob Squarepants' characters that showcase the significance of friendship.

61. "I’m so loyal, I don’t even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent." - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'Arrgh!', March 15, 2000

62. "Look at you so young and happy. Where did the years go?" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Party Pooper Pants', May 17, 2002

63. "Home is where you are surrounded by other critters that care about ya'" - Sandy Cheeks, 'Texas', March 22, 2000

64. "F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for you and me

N is for anywhere and anytime at all." - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'F.U.N.', September 18, 1999

65. "Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!" - Patrick Star, 'Patrick SmartPants', October 21, 2005

66. "You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Dying For Pie', January 27, 2001

67. "Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly." - SpongeBob Squarepants, 'The Secret Box', September 7, 2001

68. "I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?" - Squidward Tentacles, 'My Pretty Seahorse', July 12, 2002

69. "I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss!" -SpongeBob Squarepants, 'The Spongebob Squarepants Movie', 2004

70. "Don't be sad, buddy. Turn that frown upside down!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Love That Squid', February 12, 2011

71. "Before you make any hasty decisions, allow me to tell you a few things about my friend, Squidward. Things I think you should know, like that Squidward is the by far the single most intelligent person I know." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Love That Squid', February 12, 2011

72. "SpongeBob: I'm ugly and I'm proud.

Patrick: Good! Say it louder." - 'Something Smells', October 20, 2000

73. "Oh, he picked me. I... I'm in charge. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll be the best boss the Krusty Krab ever had. Just like you, Mr. Krabs!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Boss For A Day', July 17, 2020

74. "Mr. Krabs: There was a time when Plankton and I... were... best friends.

Spongebob: Best friends?

Mr. Krabs: Friends at birth, you might say. Even as wee ones..." - 'Friend Or Foe', April 17, 2007

75. "You were my only true friend that didn't have a president printed on him. But money doesn't hug back." - Mr. Krabs, 'Friend Or Foe', April 17, 2007

76. "Spongebob: All the way, Patrick, up to the great beyond. Goodbye, friend!

Patrick: Happy trails!" - Squidward The Unfriendly Ghost', October 2, 1999

77. "Y'all are the best aquatic critters friends a lone star from out of town could ever have." - Sandy Cheeks, 'Feral Friends', October 7, 2017

78. "I can't do it! I can't be away from my best friend!" - Patrick Star, 'Fun-Sized Friends', February 15, 2018

79. "Squidward: Oh, just checking up on old Gary for you.

Spongebob: What a great friend you are, Squidward." - 'I Was A Teenage Gary', October 28, 1999

80. "Sandy: Spongebob's in trouble! Spongebob is the "King of Karate". He doesn't need me. Eh, he can handle this himself.

Spongebob: Sandy, I need you! I can't handle this myself.

Sandy: Hold on, buddy!" - 'The Karate Island', May 12, 2006

81. "This could be Gary's dream. I'm gonna get a closer look. Whoa! Wow. Look at these books. I wonder where Gary is. Gary!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Sleepy Time', January 17, 2000

82. "Relax, boy! I'm just going on vacation for a few days. Yesiree, laddy!

I think the old Krusty Krab can afford a few days in the dried up while I take little Pearl to a long, overdue vacation. And I was kinda hoping, that you come along with us, Spongebob." - 'Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs Takes A Vacation', November 9, 2011

83. "Patrick, if having a bunch of money makes me forget that you're my best friend, then I don't want anymore money, ever again." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Porous Pockets', November 28, 2008

84. "Sandy: That was pretty low-down, Fuzzy. The way you humiliated my friend.

Fuzzy Acorns: The Sponge-One will never earn his belt.

Sandy: I know Spongebob will impress you if you give him one more chance!" - The Way Of The Sponge', November 25, 2011

85. "Spongebob: He's gotta be in here. I think something bad happened to Wormy.

Patrick: He left his 'Best Friend' ribbon behind." - Spongebob's Spookiest Scenes Countdown Special, October 2, 2020

86. "Enjoy the cake everybody. I made it special just for Sandy." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Feral Friends', October 7, 2017

87. "You don't see that every day. Jinx! Buy me a patty!" - Spongebob and Patrick together, 'Feral Friends', October 7, 2017

88. "Squidward: What are you two dizzy dingbats doing out here?

Spongebob: Just treasuring our time together, Squidward." - 'Fun-Sized Friends', February 15, 2018

89. "Spongebob: Here you go, Patrick. Now we never have to be apart, even when we're not together.

Patrick: This is great. See you forever, Spongebob." - 'Fun-Sized Friends', February 15, 2018

90. "Sorry to do this, little guy, but I have to keep you safe while I get some work done." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Fun-Sized Friends', February 15, 2018

91. "I would love to go jellyfishing! I can't think of anything I'd like to do more on my day off than go jellyfishing with my two best friends:" - Squidward Tentacles, 'Jellyfishing', July 31, 1999

92. "Patrick: Maybe he doesn't like us.

Spongebob: No, are you kidding? We're his best friends." - 'Jellyfishing', July 31, 1999

93. "Hey, Patrick, Squid's home! And we're gonna make sure he's greeted by his two best friends." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Jellyfishing', July 31, 1999

94. "But what is best is what is saved for the last. The one sure-fire thing to make your best day ever the best day ever!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Jellyfishing', July 31, 1999

95. "I propose a toast, to new friends." - Sandy Cheeks, 'Tea At The Treedome', May 1, 1999

96. "I like you, Spongebob. Why, we could be tighter than bark on a tree."- Sandy Cheeks, 'Tea At The Treedome', May 1, 1999

97. "Spongebob: I lost my best friend.

All: How?

Spongebob: When I ripped... my pants. I thought I had everybody by my side, but I blew it all sky-high, and now she won't even spare me a passing glance, all just because I ripped my pants." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Ripped Pants', July 17, 1999

98. "Your song is true. If y'all want to be my best friend, just be yourself." - Sandy Cheeks, 'Ripped Pants', July 17, 1999

99. "Spongebob: I guess I'll have to move back with my mom and dad.

Patrick: No, wait a minute, no you don't. We can build you a new house!" - 'Home Sweet Pineapple', August14, 1999

100. "Patrick: You and Gary can come stay with me!

Spongebob: That'd be great!

Patrick: Yeah! We'll be rockmates!" - 'Home Sweet Pineapple', August14, 1999

101. "I'll bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'F.U.N.', September 18, 1999

102. "Mr. Krabs: He's a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he's...

Spongebob: Why can't you just accept our friendship?" - 'F.U.N.', September 18, 1999

103. "All right, it's true! I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty! But then you showed me friendship! And now I realized... that's all I ever really wanted." - Plankton, 'F.U.N.', September 18, 1999

104. "Don't blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me!" - Mr. Krabs, 'F.U.N.', September 18, 1999

105. "I was in the future and then I was in the past, and there was nowhere, and at last, I'm home, and... You don't know how happy I am to see you guys!" - Squidward Tentacles, 'SB-129', December 31, 1999

106. "What could be better than serving up smiles?" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Can You Spare a Dime?', March 8, 2002

107. "Spongebob: Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.

Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!" - 'Your Shoe's Untied', February 17, 2001

108. "Don't you know a suspect is just a friend you haven't cleared of charges yet?" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'The Legend Of Boo-Kini Bottom', October 13. 2017

109. "I will protect all the weak in the hall!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Plankton!", July 31, 1999

110. "First I need to find a friend! Stick buddy...! Nah. Rock buddy...! No. Sink Buddy! Almost." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Something Smells', October 26, 2000

111. "You're not just an idiot, Patrick; you're also my pal!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Selling Out', September 23, 2005

112. "Spongebob you're never gonna feel better 'till you get this thing off your chest." - Patrick Star, Season 2

113. "I know, Patrick, days like today only come once, maybe twice in a lifetime. Savor every moment. And it's all thanks to Wormy. I made this for Wormy. Our new best friend." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Wormy', February 24, 2001

114. "Patrick: Oh they're more lost, a bunch of robots came through here and stole my old sock collection, I could use some help getting them back.

Spongebob: Sure thing Patrick, what are best friends for?" - 'Battle For Bikini Bottom', October 31, 2003

115. "Anything for my best friend Squidward, can I rub some on?" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Battle For Bikini Bottom', October 31, 2003

116. "Thanks, Plankton, you're the best non friend a friend could have, no more thinking for me." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Battle For Bikini Bottom', October 31, 2003

117. "Hello, my most favorite friend in the whole world. I found another golden spatula for you." - Plankton, 'Battle For Bikini Bottom', October 31, 2003

118. "Gordon: You mean to question the vill of the tribe?

Spongebob: If it means saving my best friend, then yes." - 'Dear Vikings', November 28, 2008

119. "Actually, I keep a list of the fun things I like to do, I call it my friendship list." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Dying For Pie', January 27, 2001

120. "Well, the first thing I want to do is show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Dying For Pie', January 27, 2001

121. "Look out, everyone, friends in reverse!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Dying For Pie', January 27, 2001

122. "I'm Spongebob Squarepants. And we're going to be bestest friends." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Truth Or Square', November 6, 2009

123. "Oh, it was not for nothing, Squidward. I spent the whole day with my best friends. You, Squidward. And you, Patrick." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Truth Or Square', November 6, 2009

124. "Spongebob: My spongy heart is bursting with joy 'cause I know I have the love of my pet, Gary...

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: And my family... and I have the love of my friends." - 'Spongebob's Big Birthday Blowout', July 12, 2019

Quotes About SpongeBob

Words are real power, only thing is how you understand them.

Spongebob Squarepants is the lead character in the cartoon show, who is a friend to everybody in Bikini Bottom. These Spongebob quotes can shed some light on how the other characters in the series address, interact, and characterize Spongebob. Get to know what makes the lead role stand out.

125. "Umm, excuse me, sir, you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face." - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Walking Small', March 22, 2000

126. "You're a mystery, Spongebob." - Mr. Krabs, 'My Pretty Seahorse', July 12, 2002

127. "SpongeBoy, me Bob!" - Mr. Krabs, 'Squeaky Boots', September 17, 1999

128. "I am Spongebob, destroyer of evil!" - Spongebob Squarepants, 'Life Of Crime', March 5, 2001

129. "Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone?

Patrick: Wait for you to come back." - 'New Student Starfish', September 20, 2002

130. "If you boys are wasting time, then you're wasting money! And that's just sick!" - Mr. Krabs, 'Wet Painters', May 10, 2002

131. "It's Sponge...Bob's fault! Spongebob's fault!" - Squidward Tentacles

132. "Come on, Spongebob, you're a hip guy. You know that fried foods are O-U-T, out!" - Pearl, 'Bossy Boots', October 20, 2000

133. "How am I supposed to enjoy your day off if you come to work anyway?" - Squidward Tentacles, season 2

134. "Spongebob, go find something to fancy-up the food." - Mr. Krabs, 'Krusty Katering', March 4, 2017

135. "Spongebob, this promotion is designed to save us money." - Mr. Krabs, 'Dear Vikings', November 28, 2008

136. "I was hoping I could ask Spongebob to phone up some of his famous friends so he could ask them to be guests on my show." - Patchy, 'Truth Or Square', November 6, 2009

137. "Yes, farewell, Hermit. I think this is the beginning of a diabolical friendship." - Man Ray, 'Lights, Camera, Pants!', 2005

138. "Nobody looks at my friend's brain without permission!" - Patrick, 'Spongebob's Big Birthday Blowout', July 12, 2019

139. "And I think that this is the perfect time to sing " Happy Birthday" to our little square friend here!" - Rube, 'Spongebob's Big Birthday Blowout', July 12, 2019

140. "Our boy sure has a lot of interesting friends." - Margaret Squarepants, 'Spongebob's Big Birthday Blowout', July 12, 2019

141. "Squidward: Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready?

Spongebob: You can't rush perfection." - 'Wishing You Well', June 2, 2006

142. "Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta.

Spongebob: A promotion? Why do I have to go down in the well?" - 'Wishing You Well', June 2, 2006

143. "Okay, magical talking trashcan. I wish Spongebob were here to see this." - Patrick Star, 'Wishing You Well', June 2, 2006

144. "Spongebob: Do you wanna make a wish?

Squidward: I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me." - 'Wishing You Well', June 2, 2006

145. "There's no magic, Spongebob. Wishing wells are just a scam to fool saps like you." - Squidward Tentacles, 'Wishing You Well', June 2, 2006

146. "Listen closely, Spongebob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it." - Mr. Krabs, 'Wishing You Well', June 2, 2006

147. "Mr. Krabs: Do something! Pick up a mop, a broom, uh, a window wiper, a spatula, even!

Squidward: Spongebob's got that covered." - 'Yeti Krabs', March 29, 2015

148. "I guess Spongebob has a handle on all the Krusty Krab duties. Which leaves you with all the extracirculars!" - Mr. Krabs, 'Yeti Krabs', March 29, 2015

149. "Spongebob: Oh, wait. What am I worried about? I'm a hard-working, self-motivated sponge.

Mr. Krabs: Yes, but that won't make any difference because of your proximity to Squidward's laziness. You will be eaten." - 'Yeti Krabs', March 29, 2015

150. "I almost feel sorry for the little nimrod." - Squidward Tentacles, 'Yeti Krabs', March 29, 2015

151. "Okay, Square One, since Pink One's working the navigation, it's up to you to find our first victim. Here, use the spyglass." - Flying Dutchman, 'Shanghaied', March 9, 2001

152. "Billy: Those guys are dorks.

Flying Dutchman: Yes, but they're my dorks." - 'Shanghaied', March 9, 2001

153. "Well, actually, I'm just gonna eat you. See you at dinner!" - Flying Dutchman, 'Shanghaied', March 9, 2001

154. "Now, who wants to lick the spoon?" - Grandma, 'Grandma's Kisses', April 28, 2001

155. "You're the most adult person I know." - Patrick Star, 'Grandma's Kisses', April 28, 2001

156. "You will definitely not be treated like a baby around here ever again." - Grandma, 'Grandma's Kisses', April 28, 2001

157. "Well look who's here. It's my old adult grandson." - Grandma, 'Grandma's Kisses', April 28, 2001

158. "Not bad for a creature with no vertebrae." - Patchy, 'Christmas Who', December 7, 2000

159. "I'm not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination." - Squidward Tentacles, 'Christmas Who', December 7, 2000

160. "Wow! I'll never look at you the same way again, Spongebob. Gosh." - Patrick Star, 'The Secret Box', September 7, 2001

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Joan AgieBachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

With 3+ years of research and content writing experience across several niches, especially on education, technology, and business topics. Joan holds a Bachelor’s degree in Human Anatomy from the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Nigeria, and has worked as a researcher and writer for organizations across Nigeria, the US, the UK, and Germany. Joan enjoys meditation, watching movies, and learning new languages in her free time.

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