14 Best 'Weird Science' Quotes From The Retro Teen Sci-Fi

Moumita Dutta
Dec 12, 2023 By Moumita Dutta
Originally Published on Jan 11, 2021
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
After failing to impress their crushes

'Weird Science' is a sci-fi movie about two guys who try their level best to get the girls of their dreams.

'Weird Science', made in 1985 and directed by John Hughes, shows the hilarious scientific adventures of two guys, Gary and Wyatt, who are trying to navigate their way through life, love, and trouble. In the film, the duo make the best of what they have got and embark on an escapade that changes their lives forever.

After failing to impress their crushes, who are the girlfriends of their bullies, Gary and Wyatt start working on creating a girl from scratch. The girl they create, Lisa, helps the guys relax and enjoy their lives a little.

The movie ends neatly, with the crushes of Gary and Wyatt falling in love with them and Lisa looking after them.

There are some amazing dialogues in the film which are worth mentioning, and that is why we have gathered a list of the best 'Weird Science' quotes right here.

If you like these movie quotes and are looking for similar articles that you may enjoy, these '80s movie quotes and Robert Downey Jr quotes might be what you are looking for. But for now, take a look at these 'Weird Science' quotes, including some great Bill Paxton 'Weird Science' quotes.

Will you find your new favorite quote from Gary or Wyatt in this list?

'Weird Science' Chet Quotes

Chet is the older brother of Wyatt in the film. He has always been mean to his brother and his friend Gary. The way that Bill Paxton (who plated Chet) portrayed the character in the movies was phenomenal. Check out these 'Weird Science' movie quotes from Chet, to share with other

1. "Chet: You're stewed, buttwad.

Wyatt: Me?

Chet: Do you know what time it is?

Wyatt: Two?

Chet: Time to pay the fiddler.

Wyatt: I was kind of counting on you to be human about this..."

- 'Weird Science'.

2. "This goes way beyond payment."

- Chet, 'Weird Science'.

3.  "How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich...?"

- Chet, 'Weird Science'.

Gary And Wyatt's Funny Lines In 'Weird Science'

Fans of the movies listen up! Gary and Wyatt are two brilliantly funny characters, who happen to have really bad social skills.

For Gary Wallace and Wyatt, it is easier to create a girl than to talk to one, which is precisely what Gary and Wyatt do. Gary and Wyatt are portrayed by Anthony Micheal Hall and Ilan Mitchel Smith in the film.

These actors perform their characters in the movies with such conviction that it's hard to see them as someone else. If you are looking for the best quote from 'Weird Science', you might just find it in this list from Gary or Wyatt, you never know!

4. "Garry, don't you feel like a chicken?"

- Wyatt, 'Weird Science'.

5."You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. I mean look, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john... Do you understand we are in the john, Wyatt!"

- Gary Wallace, 'Weird Science'.

6. "Wyatt: Do you think she'll understand?

Gary Wallace: I'm sure she will. I mean, I sure as hell wouldn't wanna date you.

- 'Weird Science'.

7. "Wyatt: Do you think Lisa's having a good time?

Gary Wallace: Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt."

- 'Weird Science'.

8. "Wyatt: "But it's not so bad. We can hear the music.

Gary: We can hear the music, that's great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food."

- 'Weird Science'.

9. "Wyatt: Gary Wallace, you're just as uptight as I am, all right?

Gary: Nobody could be as uptight as you. Nobody. Your middle name is tense. Wyatt 'Tense Up' Donnelly.

Wyatt: All right, this is true, this is true."

- 'Weird Science'.

Memorable Lines By Lisa In 'Weird Science'

Lisa is the life of 'Weird Science'. Her frank and carefree attitude are exactly what the two boys need to help them get out of their shells. She is beautiful but at the same time, she is a force to be reckoned with.

Lisa was played by Kelly LeBrock in the movies, and she is nothing short of flawless in the movie. Do you know these quotes? See if you can remember every quote from the iconic character of Lisa with this quote list!

10. "You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them?"

- Lisa, 'Weird Science'.

11. "If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle."

- Lisa, 'Weird Science'.

12. "So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?"

- Lisa, 'Weird Science'.

13. "Lisa: What are you so nervous about? Everything's cool.

Garry: Everything's cool! Yeah yeah yeah... My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great. Everything's cool. In fact, things can't get any better.

- 'Weird Science'.

14. "Wyatt, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're forty if you don't learn to relax. Have you tried inversion boots?"

- Lisa, 'Weird Science'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Weird Science' quotes, then why not take a look at these 'Sixteen Candles' quotes, or 'The Breakfast Club' quotes for more great quotes from the movies?

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Written by Moumita Dutta

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Journalism and Mass Communication, Postgraduate Diploma in Sports Management

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Moumita DuttaBachelor of Arts specializing in Journalism and Mass Communication, Postgraduate Diploma in Sports Management

A content writer and editor with a passion for sports, Moumita has honed her skills in producing compelling match reports and stories about sporting heroes. She holds a degree in Journalism and Mass Communication from the Indian Institute of Social Welfare and Business Management, Calcutta University, alongside a postgraduate diploma in Sports Management.

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