70 Hilarious Ryan Reynolds Quotes To Cheer You Up
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The American-Canadian actor, film producer, and comedian, Ryan Reynolds has won the heart of millions of fans with his movies as well as his sense of humor.
Ryan Reynolds, son of James Chester Reynolds, started his career as an actor in a teen soap opera. It was quite a few minor roles later that he got the lead role in a famous sitcom.
The actor and producer is married to the equally funny Blake Lively. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are blessed with beautiful children and the producer doesn't miss out on a chance to make dad jokes with them.
There's no mistake that this actor is hands down the funniest person on Twitter and on film-sets. This actor has the capability to turn everything into a joke and get away with it without offending people.
Ryan Reynolds quotes about fatherhood, anxiety, comedies, actors, hair, baby, film, work, world, signature, and Canada can cheer anyone up without a doubt.
We advise you to use these quotes when times are tough at work. These quotes will surely cheer you up because Ryan Reynolds is a superhero and his superpower is to make us laugh.
For more relatable content, check out our other quotes articles Samuel L Jackson quotes and Deadpool quotes.
Best Ryan Reynolds Quotes
The thing the actor does the best is making people laugh and that is what we need at the toughest of times. Take our advice and go through these best Ryan Reynolds quotes about family, Canada, nationality, and more.
1. "I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point."
- Ryan Reynolds.
2. “Being a Dad isn’t just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.”
- Ryan Reynolds.
3. "I think a fragrance is more of a signature than even what you wear - something you'll remember more down the road than a shirt."
- Ryan Reynolds.
4. "I don't expect success. I prepare for it."
- Ryan Reynolds.
5. "Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones."
- Ryan Reynolds.
6. "I firmly believe that you can’t manufacture chemistry with anyone, let alone a kid."
- Ryan Reynolds.
7. "Bringing any movie together is a minor miracle."
- Ryan Reynolds.
8. "I think every relationship is going to go through a few rough patches. Those are what make it stronger, I think."
- Ryan Reynolds.
9. "Damn it's hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man."
- Ryan Reynolds.
10. "We might be too proud to admit it as guys, but we still need to learn how to manage responsibility, how to face our challenges."
- Ryan Reynolds.
11. “I just love bikes. It’s not the safest passion to have, but I guess it’s better than Russian roulette.”
- Ryan Reynolds.
12. "I think you have to let go of this idea that you can be precious about everything, and let it be the abstract mess that it is."
- Ryan Reynolds.
13. "I think we can all use a little more patience. I get a little impatient sometimes and I wish I didn’t."
- Ryan Reynolds.
14. “I used to say [to Blake], ‘I would take a bullet for you.
I could never love anything as much as I love you.’ And the second I looked in that baby’s eyes, I knew in that exact moment that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby.”
- Ryan Reynolds.
15. "I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis!"
- Ryan Reynolds.
16. "Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up."
- Ryan Reynolds.
17. "I'm pretty good at surprising friends and family with gifts. I tend to go towards the more sentimental side of giving."
- Ryan Reynolds.
Funny Ryan Reynolds Quotes
The actor has some hilarious things to say about Canada, nationality, Blake Lively, and their children that are hilarious. You will find them listed below.
18. "The best part about spending the afternoon at Disneyland in 100-degree heat is passing away in front of so many children."
- Ryan Reynolds.
19. "I'll say this: The media wasn't invited to my marriage, and they're definitely not invited into the divorce."
- Ryan Reynolds.
20. “On our 6 am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting daddy’s freedom.”
- Ryan Reynolds.
21. "Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course."
- Ryan Reynolds.
22. "Wouldn't that be an amazing superpower? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate."
- Ryan Reynolds.
23. "I adore the St. Patrick's Day tradition of fighting your whole family on the front lawn after sundown."
- Ryan Reynolds.
24. "I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go."
- Ryan Reynolds.
25. “Early on I saw my mom handle the baby, and my heart jumped into my throat because she was just handling her like a piece of meat! Then I realized, ‘Oh, this is a person who knows her way around a naked eight-pounder and is not slightly terrified.'”
- Ryan Reynolds.
26. "Marathon running, for me, was the most controlled test of mettle that I could ever think of. It's you against Darwin."
- Ryan Reynolds.
27. "I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair."
- Ryan Reynolds.
28. "Every time I hang out with Sandra Bullock I think I want to be her. I want to be married to Jesse James."
- Ryan Reynolds.
29. "Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife."
- Ryan Reynolds.
30. "Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties."
- Ryan Reynolds.
31. “Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.”
- Ryan Reynolds.
32. "My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage."
- Ryan Reynolds.
Famous Ryan Reynolds Movie Quotes
The actor who has the best lines in the film is worth quoting. Check out these Ryan Reynolds 'Just Friends' quotes, and some other funny Ryan Reynolds movie quotes.
33. "The truth is, I'm scared to be your friend, because I'm always going to want more. But then I got to thinking that I would rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all."
- Chris Brander, 'Just Friends'.
34. "Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet."
- Wade Wilson, 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine'.
35. "Look at my watch. When those numbers line up, it reminds me to tell my mom I love her."
- Michael Taylor, 'Fireflies In The Garden'.
36. "Saints alive, Richard. These competing patterns. What fool would combine these fabrics?"
- Captain Excellent, 'Paper Man'.
37. "Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to show up late to a lecture on the efficient use of time?"
- Frank Allen, 'Chaos Theory'.
38. "Never underestimate the power of a very nice suit."
- One, '6 Underground'.
39. "Life doesn't always turn out exactly how you plan it. Sometimes, just sometimes, it turns out better."
- Mitch Planko, 'The Change-Up'.
40. "I forgot to tell you the happy ending...You."
- Will Hayes, 'Definitely, Maybe'.
41. "You just have to put yourself out there and hope that they like you back! This isn't a game, this is my life!"
- Chris Brander, 'Just Friends'.
42. "No matter how bad things get, something good is out there, just over the horizon."
- Hal Jordan, 'Green Lantern'.
43. "You can live for days with a gunshot wound in the stomach. She’ll be fine."
- One, '6 Underground'.
Ryan Reynolds 'Deadpool' Quotes
The actor had to pay from his own pockets to save the project of 'Deadpool' and that's what makes it even more special. These quotes from 'Deadpool' will always be remembered by fans. Let's revisit them.
44. "All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex."
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool'.
45. “Well, that’s just lazy writing.”
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2'.
46. "Please don't make the super suit green... or animated!"
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool'.
47. “Zip it, Thanos!”
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2'.
48. "You're still here? It's over. Go home! Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money."
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool'.
49. "We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years.”
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2'.
50. "McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing."
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool'.
51. "Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I’m Batman."
- 'Deadpool 2'.
52. "House blowing up builds character."
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool'.
53. "No, I’m sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm."
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2'.
54. "Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!"
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool'.
55. “So dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?”
- Deadpool, 'Deadpool 2'.
Popular Ryan Reynolds Quotes
No one other than this actor can make jokes on nationality, Canada, Blake Lively, and still get appreciated. Listed below are the most popular quotes by everyone's favorite American actor from Canada.
56. "Do not make me regret this One Direction tattoo on my lower back, fellas."
- Ryan Reynolds.
57. "Even if my father wasn't speaking to me, he would never, ever miss a baseball game."
- Ryan Reynolds.
58. "I was a really nervous kid. I was extremely sensitive. Incredibly perceptive."
- Ryan Reynolds.
59. "I can’t tell the difference between meditation and silent inner shrieking."
- Ryan Reynolds.
60. "Villains are just a way of saying that somebody has an opposing conviction."
- Ryan Reynolds.
61. "Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out."
- Ryan Reynolds.
62. “It’s amazing to see my older daughter taking care of my younger one. The Lion King was right! The circle of life, it exists.”
- Ryan Reynolds.
63. "Any great director is also someone who is incredibly intelligent about whom they hire around them."
- Ryan Reynolds.
64. "Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, 'I can't do this'."
- Ryan Reynolds.
65. "My family is as far from a stage family as you could ever possibly find."
- Ryan Reynolds.
66. "Love writing nursery rhymes for my daughter. Her favorites are, 'Sunshine-Cuddle-Time!' and 'Everyone You Know Will Eventually Die'."
- Ryan Reynolds.
67. "When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment."
- Ryan Reynolds.
68. "I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it."
- Ryan Reynolds.
69. "People have their complexities. They have their heroic moments and their villainous moments, too."
- Ryan Reynolds.
70. "If you're going to commit to that, you're going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable."
- Ryan Reynolds.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Ryan Reynolds quotes then why not take a look at Robert Downey Jr. quotes, or Nicolas Cage quotes.
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