30+ Iconic Tina Belcher Quotes To Make All Bob's Burgers Fans Laugh

Georgia Stone
Dec 12, 2023 By Georgia Stone
Originally Published on Jan 25, 2021
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
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Tina Ruth Belcher is a fictional character and the eldest daughter of Bob and Linda Belcher.

Tina Belcher's character is not a romantic character or a very social one. She likes rainbows, zombies, horses, and writing friend fiction.

The character of Tina Ruth is one of our favorites, and the character is very relatable. She has two younger siblings Gene and Louise.

Tina Ruth is showcased as a quirky young girl, and the show presents her transition from childhood to adolescence. She maintains a journal where she writes about her feelings, fantasies, and about her day to day activities. She also has a crush on Jimmy Pesto, Jr.

Here are some amazing quotes inspired by our favorite character; you can also use them as fun Instagram captions and use these fun little quotes in your day to day conversation and talk with swag just like her.

Best Tina Belcher Quotes

Like everyone else, if you are also a fan of Bob's Burgers, then you will definitely like these quotes. Here we have compiled a list of some of the best quotes from 'Bob's Burgers.'

1. "The plots got a lot of holes, but also a 'hole' lot of heart.'- Episode 9 of season 4, 'Slumber Party."

2. "Brr, it sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket"- Episode 1 of season 2, 'The Belchies.'

3. "My heart just pooped its pants."- Episode 21 of season 3, 'Boyz 4 Now.'

4. "If you wanna dazzle, you gotta take razzles. That's a dazzling way to say 'risks.'"- Episode 16 of season 5, 'The runaway club.'

5. "I'm not spooked. What's the next thing after spooked? I'm that."- Episode 3 of season 6, 'The Haunting.'

6. "I want a dry-erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately."- Episode 9 of season 3, 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins.'

7. "Everything I know to be true just went out the window."- Episode 2 of season 3, 'Full Bars.'

Funny Tina Belcher Quotes

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The character of Tina Belcher is really quirky and hilarious. Here, check out this list of some fun quotes by our favorite hero.

8. "Hahahahahahahahaha… that's was my evil laugh…and I have something caught in my throat."-Episode 10 of Season 4, 'Presto Tina-o.'

9. "Our toaster is also confused. It doesn't know why we put bagels in it."- Episode 6 of season 3, 'The Deepening.'

10. "Please pass the pepper and try not to crash it into the salt'- Episode 9 of Season 5, 'Speakeasy Rider.'

11. "If anyone needs me, I'll be down here on the floor. Dying."- Episode 4 of season 1, 'Sexy dance fighting.'

12. "I wear glasses, not hearing aids."- Episode 8 of season 2, 'Bad Tina.'

Relatable Tina Belcher Quotes

One thing that makes the character of Tina so lovable is the fact how relatable her life is for today's generation. Here we have compiled a list of quotes from her life that are so relatable.

13. "Oh, my God, I never noticed how annoying you are, I can't even understand what you are saying."- Episode 23 of season 3, 'The Unnatural.'

14. "Oh, it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life."- Episode 6 of season 1, 'Sheesh! Cab, Bob?'.

15. "Dear Lord Santa, this year, please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in a casual setting."- Episode 6 of season 5, 'Father of the Bob.'

16. "I've logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship."- Episode 17 of season 3, 'Two for Tina.'

17. "Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?"- Episode 13 of season 1, 'Torpedo.'

Tina Belcher Love Quotes

The character of Tina is a hopeless romantic. Here are some really good, lovely love-life quotes by her.

18. "Flirt a little, wink a little.'- Episode 20 of season 3, 'The kids run the restaurant.'

19. "I have a complicated relationship with zombies. They're dangerous, but I love their swagger."

20. "Just when I think I am out, his cheeks pull me right back in.- Episode 1 of season 2, 'The Belchies.'

21. "Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he's looking at my molars, it's like he's looking into my soul."- Episode 6 season 2, 'Dr. Yap'.

22. "We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let's put the try in triangle."- Episode 17 of season 3, 'Two for Tina'.

Tina Belcher Feminist Quotes

The character of Tina is a feminist and our hero who promotes self-love. She is truly one of the best fictional characters, and if you are also a fan of her like everyone else and if you are trying to get a little inspiration from your hero, here are some of her feminist quotes.

23. "Dad, if you believe you're beautiful, you will be. I did."- Episode 17 of season 3, 'Two for Tina'.

24. "Last year, I was a mummy. This year I'm a mommy mummy. I'm raising a child and going to a four-year college, all on my own.'- Episode 2 of season 3, 'Full Bars.'

25. "I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself."- Episode 2 of season 5, 'Tina and the real ghost.'

26. "A no is just a yes, upside down."- Episode 5 of season 5, 'Best Burger.'

27. "Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs."- Episode 10 of Season 3, 'Mother Daughter Laser Razor.'

28. "It's a man cave. And Tina's going spelunking."- Season 4.

29. "I am a smart, strong, sensual woman."- Episode 1 of season 2, 'The Belchies.'

30. "Time for the charm bomb to explode."- Episode 7 of season 2, 'Moody Foodie.'

31. "Here's a bunch of numbers that may look random, but they're my phone number."- Episode 1 of season 2 'The Belchies.'

32. "Danger' is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H."- Episode 4 of season 5 'Dawn of the peck.'

Tina Belcher Movie Quotes

Tina Belcher joins her sibling to solve the mystery that Gene pulled her into. While she couldn't be of help in solving the mystery, she goes looking for unrelated evidence. With her teenage character, she keeps the audience interested. Here are a few movie quotes.

33. "Wham bam, goodbye clam!"- 'The Bob's Burgers Movie' 2022.

34. "It’s a real he fled, she fled situation."- 'The Bob's Burgers Movie' 2022.

35. "Big things are coming for summer Tina."- 'The Bob's Burgers Movie' 2022.

36. "Take off those bulky jeans to be more aerodynamic!"- 'The Bob's Burgers Movie' 2022.

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Written by Georgia Stone

Bachelor of Arts specializing in French with Film Studies, Bachelor of Arts (Year Abroad) specializing in Literature, History, Language, Media, and Art

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Georgia StoneBachelor of Arts specializing in French with Film Studies, Bachelor of Arts (Year Abroad) specializing in Literature, History, Language, Media, and Art

Georgia is an experienced Content Manager with a degree in French and Film Studies from King's College London and Bachelors degree from Université Paris-Sorbonne. Her passion for exploring the world and experiencing different cultures was sparked during her childhood in Switzerland and her year abroad in Paris. In her spare time, Georgia enjoys using London's excellent travel connections to explore further afield.

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