70+ Lucifer Quotes From The Urban Fantasy TV Show

In the 'Lucifer' series, the main character is Lucifer Morningstar.

The program creator of 'Lucifer' is Tom Kapinos. It was critically acclaimed and received high ratings from viewers.

The show was first premiered on Fox network and later on Netflix. The series character Lucifer Morningstar is a devil from hell who lives in the city of Los Angeles.

As the Lord of Hell, he got bored and unhappy punishing people, so he resigns and leaves for Los Angeles. Here, he runs his nightclub and also gets involved with the local police to solve criminal cases.

Lucifer is taken from the Latin word, which means 'the light bearer'. It originally depicts the planet Venus which is also the morning star.

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'Lucifer' TV Show Quotes

We have put together some of the best quotes from the devil, in the 'Lucifer' TV series, to let you enjoy some of the best quotes if you haven't watched the show.

1. "People don't arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

2. "It's really not a good day for…your…Luciferness."

-Chloe Decker.

3. "No matter how bad things get, the true test is how we choose to respond to the pain we suffer, or inflict."

-Amenadiel.

4. "We can't control what happens to us, only how it affects us and the choices we make."

-Chloe Decker.

5. "Why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?"

-Chloe Decker.

6. "If you choose to be vulnerable around me, then I choose to be vulnerable around you."

-Chloe Decker.

7. "Always gratifying to find out that one's nemesis is altogether lacking in style."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

8. "If it were that easy to kill me, I'd have been dead a long time ago!"

-Cain.

9. "No, of course not. I detest the little creatures. And I'd certainly never put one in my mouth."

-'Lucifer.'

10. "Well, that is a shame. 'Cause you and my backside used to get on very well."

-'Lucifer.'

11. "Well, who wouldn't want to be with their greatest desire?"

-Amenadiel.

12. "This poor sap's either already in Heck or in the "Silver City, enduring Uriel's welcome speech, which is far worse than Heck, if you ask me."

-'Lucifer.'

13. "People sometimes kill the people with whom they're in love. The heart's mysterious."

-'Lucifer.'

14. "Say you fall in love with a woman who has a cat. What are you gonna do? You accept the cat."

-Dan Espinoza.

15. "I can't go downstairs, Detective. Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I'll look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

16. "Chloe: Lucifer, you will represent the seedy criminal element.

Lucifer: Oh, I believe you mean handsome criminal element."

-'Lucifer.'

17. "Sometimes you have to accept when someone doesn't feel the same way about you."

-Mazikeen Smith.

18. "The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire."

-'Lucifer.'

19. "As though I wanted people to suffer. All I ever wanted was to be my own man here."

-'Lucifer.'

20. "Amenadiel: Linda's not really prepared for a house guest.

Mazikeen: This is happening, okay? Deal with it. Auntie Maze is here to help with the baby, whether you like it or not.

Linda Martin: Auntie Maze. I love it. We can use all the help we can get.

Mazikeen: Good. It's settled. Now, where do I put my knives?"

-'Lucifer.'

21. "Linda Martin [about Charlie]: You were right. He's not safe. You need to take him.

Amenadiel: No. No one will sacrifice themselves for this baby the way that you were just willing to do. No one will protect him like we will."

-'Lucifer.'

22. "People don't have power over us. We give it to them."

-Lucifer morningstar.

23. "The Devil gets burned by fire. Could this be any more ironic?"

-Lucifer Morningstar.

24. "You know, if you spent as much time appealing to suspects as you do annoying me, things might go a lot faster."

-Chloe Decker.

25. "Ah, well, no need to thank me for my heroism. Well, maybe just a little. No one's stopping you."

-'Lucifer.'

Funny 'Lucifer' Show Quotes

'Lucifer' is the good devil in the human world. Read the famous quotes from the show. These quotes are delightfully witty.

26. "Immortality? Mm. Of course. Uh…you spell that with one or two "m"s? I always forget."

-Chloe Decker.

27. "Take a swing...you'll have splinters in your stool."

-'Lucifer.'

28. "You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar. A charlatan. Someone who doesn't believe in what they say."

-'Lucifer.'

29. "Yeah, well, our Father's been disrespecting me since the beginning of time, so pot-kettle, don't you think?"

-'Lucifer.'

30. "What do you say, Sam? A fiddle of gold against your soul says I'm better than you."

-'Lucifer.'

31. "I want you to teach me your secret. I want you to show me how to be a tool."

-'Lucifer.'

32. "Anybody worth dating should understand everything that makes you… you."

-Eve.

33. "Not much. Just that he seems like a really scary, powerful guy."

-Lee.

34. "I'm trying to say this from a constructive place. I can feel your negative vibrations from across the room, man."

-Dan.

35. "But I never told you what I want. I want you. All in. The whole deal. So there."

-Dan.

36. "Lucifer Morningstar: I am here because I'm the King of Hell. This is my job. This is my duty.

Lee Garner: Now who's making excuses?"

-'Lucifer.'

37. "Look, people like you. they find you helpful, like duct tape or a trusty socket wrench."

-'Lucifer.'

38. "Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk."

-'Lucifer.'

39. "Why don't you tell me something? How did she end up dying in a hailstorm of bullets and you get away without a scratch? I think that's interesting, don't you?"

-Chloe Decker.

40. "Lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?"

-Lucifer Morningstar.

41. "Sometimes we need to lose something before we can understand its value."

-Linda Martin.

Ella Lopez 'Lucifer' Quotes

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42. "It's always the ones you least suspect, the ones you trust the most, that hurt you. They wait until your guard is down and then wham! In my case, it was tequila."

-Ella Lopez.

43. "Whenever I'm procrastinating on something, I make an appointment for myself to do it. That way, can't back out. Like, for example, when I had to ask my landlord permission to get Bob, literally put it on my calendar."

-Ella.

44. "You know, joining each other at crime scenes, bantering over dead bodies. And where does that leave you, right?"

-Ella Lopez.

45. "I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason."

-Ella Lopez.

'Lucifer' Best Quotes

Unlock the famous 'Lucifer' quotes from the show. If you have not watched the series, these quotes will make it interesting when you watch the show now.

46. "When angels fall, they also… rise."

-Linda Martin.

47. "I love LA. Even the homeless have an IMDB page."

-'Lucifer.'

48. "Classic Chloe. Only you would make a point of remembering the exact amount of time you can't remember."

-Dan.

49. "We might not always understand it, but God has a plan."

-Father Frank.

50. "Detective Decker is out there protecting them. She is...truly good."

-'Lucifer.'

51. "No one expects you to change overnight. It's hard to be one of the good guys. Look, I screw up, too. I've made plenty of mistakes believe me. But I don't quit… and I know that counts for something. At least you're trying, right?"

-Dan Espinoza.

52. "My name's Beatrice but everybody calls me Trixie."

-Trixie.

53. "You sure you don't want to chase after her? Maybe I can ask Father for some rain and make it a moment."

-Amenadiel.

54. "When in doubt, go with the classics. That's what I always say."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

55. "What about the name Zoriel? That's a good name for a warrior. We can call him Zori for short. Or Ezekiel. Zek."

-Amenadiel.

56. "I find people who are rude usually feel powerless in their own lives. Terrified of not being in control."

-Linda Martin.

57. "You people misunderstand me. You call me "Satan" and "Devil" but… do you know my crime? I loved God too much. And for that he betrayed me — punished me."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

58. "If you truly worship the dollar, then I'm your ticket to divinity."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

59. "Sorry if it's a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It's actually quite the opposite."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

60. "If it makes you comfy, you could call me God."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

Famous 'Lucifer' TV Series Quotes

If you are bored at home, watch the famous 'Lucifer' series, but before that, explore the famous lines from the show.

61. "All my time with Dr. Linda has been about exploring the denial that I'm in, but I've overcome that now, I've had an honest-to-Devil epiphany. Now all my problems should just, you know, go away."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

62. "Oh, right. The Eve, from the Garden of Eden. I mean, I am carrying an angel baby. I guess this is just a normal Tuesday for me now."

-Linda.

63. "My mum's gonna kill me. And before you say it, that's not a metaphor. She's literally going to kill me. She's not the forgiving type."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

64. "What happens in Heaven, stays in Heaven."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

65. "That tingling sensation running up your spine… inevitability. And the bit running down your leg? Fear."

-Lucifer Morningstar.

66. "I got paid as a bounty hunter. Hunting humans is a job! Who knew?"

-Maze.

67. "There's a good chance this thing might come out of me with wings. Wings!"

-Linda.

68. "My life imploded because of you. My marriage, my Job, my snacks. I know you ate my pudding. It was labelled!"

-Daniel.

69. "I find that people make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons. Either they're running from something, or looking for something."

-Linda.

70. "When the devil walks the earth and meets his first love"; means you consider me to be your... first love. Ergo! You love me."

-Eve.

71. "Those wings out there in the human world, Luci, they're too powerful. A piece of divinity."

-Amenadiel.

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