50+ Ninja Quotes To Be Super Stealthy

Oluwatosin Michael
Dec 12, 2023 By Oluwatosin Michael
Originally Published on Mar 23, 2021
Edited by Isobel Murphy
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A ninja is a person who is trained in the ancient martial arts form from Japan called Ninjutsu.

Ninjas are believed to live in stealth and are experts in espionage. Ninjas are often associated with skills like running really fast, walking on water, and being able to jump impressively high.

The term 'ninja' dates back to the fourth century, and ninjas are an important and much-loved part of popular culture today! Here is a list of all the best ninja quotes, from funny ninja quotes to ninja love quotes and cool ninjas quotes.

If you are looking for some ninja quotes wisdom, you will surely find it among these ninja sayings and quotes, ninja phrases, and movie quotes about ninjas. These quotes might even help you to understand what it is like to be a ninja!

If you like these ninja quotes, check out these martial arts quotes and Jackie Chan quotes for more top quotes to share with friends and family.

Famous Ninja Quotes

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Here is a list of the top ninja quotes to find out more about the art of being just like a ninja.

1. “Looking for the meaning of life, one man can discover the order of the universe. To discover the truth, to achieve. A higher spiritual state that is the true meaning of ninja.”

- Masaaki Hatsumi.

2. “Ninjas don't wish upon a star, they throw them.”

- Jarius Raphel.

3. “Only a ninja can stop a ninja.”

- Cho Osaki, 'Revenge Of The Ninja', 1983.

4. "Ninja should have the benevolence to protect men of justice since there are lots of good and respectable people in the world."

- Masaaki Hatsumi.

5. “True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals.”

- Jarius Raphel.

6. “The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.”

- John Green, 'Paper Towns'.

7. “I call this one the Ninja Center-fold!"

- Naruto.

8. “Unless you are actually a ninja, a guru, or a rock star, don't ever use any of those terms in your bio. Ever.”

- Austin Kleon.

9. “I’m a natural-born ninja saddled with the awkward grace of a drunk camel.”

-  Tabi Card, 'Mersong.'

10. “If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.”

- Jarius Raphel.

Funny Ninja Quotes

Here is a list of some funny sayings and quotes about ninjas.

11. “I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, ‘People will love the ninja version of that.’”

- Jonah Hill.

12. “I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

- Darynda Jones, ‘First Grave On The Right.’

13. “The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.”

- Splinter, 'Tales Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

14. “Remind me... are you secretly a ninja?”

- Jennifer L. Armentrout, ‘Obsidian.’

15. “Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?”

- Rachel Caine.

16. “I remember I wanted to be Zorro, but I also wanted to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I obviously had ideas above my station.”

- Paolo Nutini.

17. “When I was a boy, I wanted to be a Ninja. Now I am a man, now I am a Ninja.”

- Watkin Tudor Jones.

18. “I grew up watching 'Power Rangers,' 'Ninja Turtles', 'Batman'... And that's what I used to play with my friends. We would have the masks and the swords and pretend we had super powers.”

- Robbie Amell.

19. “I'll be honest - I never saw myself making a ninja movie, never entertained the idea. I think ninja films can be quite cheesy unless you do them in feudal Japan.”

- Scott Adkins.

20. “Knowing when to leave requires training.”

- Jane Prowse, ‘The Revenge Of Praying Mantis.’

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Quotes

Everyone loved the movie 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', so here are all the famous Ninja Turtle quotes from the movie.

21. “I only saw Batman once.”

- Raphael, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

22. “You're a talking turtle?!”

- Vern Fenwick, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

23. “We’re dealing with a real mind here.”

- Raphael, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

24. “A very wise frog once said: 'It ain't easy being green.'”

- Michelangelo, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

25. “Like the Phoenix, I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire, you shall fall.”

- Shredder, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

26."Wise man say: 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'”

- Michelangelo, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

27. “Splinter  Their world can never be ours.

Michaelangelo: Uh... Not even pizza?

Splinter: Pizza's okay.”

- 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze'.

28. “They don’t call me 'Air Mikey' for nothing.”

- Michelangelo, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

29. “Heroes aren’t born, they’re created. That’s what your father and I were trying to do, create heroes.”

- Eric Sachs, 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.

30. “Master Splinter : Ah, good morning boys!

Leonardo , Donatello , Michelangelo : Good morning Sensei.

Raphael : Sup'.”

- 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', 2007.

'Beverly Hills Ninja' Quotes

Here is a list of all the quotes from 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

31. “A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.”

- Haru, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

32. “Haru, you do not have ninja intuition! You do not even have normal intuition!”

- Sensei, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

33. “Do not worry. A ninja knows when he is in danger. Now we are in danger. We are really in danger.”

- Haru, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

34. “I tried to stop this mission because I feared for you, but I was wrong, you must continue. It is your duty as a ninja.”

- Sensei, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

35. “Oh, car trouble? Don't get me started. I got a 1975 Fairmont that's as hard to turn over as me on Laguna Beach.”

- Chet Walters, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

36. “Sensei, she is incapable of such things. She is as lovely as a dove.”

- Haru, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

37. “Ninja? You're a ninja? You're the big fat ninja everyone's talking about, aren't you?”

- Martin Tanley, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

38. “I may not be a great ninja; I may not be one with the universe; but I will say this: no one messes with my brother.”

- Haru, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

39. “The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.”

- Haru, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

40. “We would all be fortunate to have a heart as big as yours, Haru.”

- Sensei, 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.

'American Ninja Warrior' Quotes

Here is a list of all the quotes from the 1985 flick 'American Ninja Warrior'.

41. “Listen to what I'm saying. With your skills, we could make some easy money.”

- Jackson, 'American Ninja Warrior'.

42. “You are ready, my son. I will be with you indeed and in my heart. Follow the Bushido.”

- Shinyuki, 'American Ninja Warrior'.

43. “This is Shinyuki. I found him in the jungle when I bought the estate, dressed in the uniform of a Japanese soldier, unaware for many years that the war was over. He never says a word.”

- Victor Ortega, 'American Ninja Warrior'.

44. “Well according to witness’s testimony and evidence, this massacre was the work of ninjas.”

- Cpl. Curtis Jackson, 'American Ninja Warrior'.

45. “These symbols will give your mind ultimate purpose. Gin, Retsu, Zai, Zen.”

- Shinyuki, 'American Ninja Warrior'.

46. “Jackson, I don't want to fight, I hate crowds, and I don't need money.”

- Joe, 'American Ninja Warrior'.

47. “The Kobudera. Ninja magic. Ninjitsu-to, the ability to seem invisible to cause fear and paralisis in your enemies.”

- Shinyuki, 'American Ninja Warrior'.

48. “I will honor the code, father.”

- Joe, 'American Ninja Warrior'.

'Ninja Assassin' Quotes

Here is a list of all the quotes from the 2009 flick 'Ninja Assassin'.

49."Come, little brother. Let us play like old times.”

- Takeshi, 'Ninja Assassin'.

50. “For sixty years I've told this story. No one believed me. But you are real, aren't you?”

- Tattoo Master, 'Ninja Assassin'.

51. “I've never faced this kind of thing! For ninjas it’s unbelievable!”

- Ryan Maslow, 'Ninja Assassin'.

52. “No other showed such promise. You were the son I never had. Do you know how your betrayal felt?”

- Ozunu, 'Ninja Assassin'.

53. "This is not my family. You are not my father. And the breath I take after I kill you will be the first breath of my life."

- Razio, 'Ninja Assassin'.

54. "What did you just say, old man? I know you didn't just disrespect me, did you? Are you that stupid? You disrespect me, I'll tattoo the ceiling with your brains."

-Hollywood, 'Ninja Assassin'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for ninja quotes then why not take a look at these karate quotes or jiu-jitsu quotes too?

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Written by Oluwatosin Michael

Bachelor of Science specializing in Microbiology

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Oluwatosin MichaelBachelor of Science specializing in Microbiology

With a Bachelor's in Microbiology from the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta, Ogun State, Oluwatosin has honed his skills as an SEO content writer, editor, and growth manager. He has written articles, conducted extensive research, and optimized content for search engines. His expertise extends to leading link-building efforts and revising onboarding strategies. 

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