35 'The Goonies' Quotes From The Iconic Adventure Film

Georgia Stone
Dec 12, 2023 By Georgia Stone
Originally Published on Feb 14, 2021
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'The Goonies' is an irresistible pirate-themed adventure film that showcases the bravery of children and how they save their homes through a fascinating treasure hunt.

'The Goonies' hit the movie theaters in 1985 and blew the minds of people in the audience.

This movie stars Anne Ramsey as Mama Fratelli, Sean Astin as Mikey, Jeff Cohen as Chunk, Josh Brolin as Brand, Corey Feldman as Mouth, Kerri Green as Andy, Jonathan Ke Huy Quan as Data, John Matuszak as Sloth, Martha Plimpton as Stef and Robert Davi as Jake Fratelli.

This movie is all about how a group of children embarks on a captivating adventure to find pirate treasure in pirate ships, using a map they stumbled upon accidentally. They are desperate to succeed because of the looming prospect of losing their homes.

They overcome every obstacle, all whilst avoiding the criminal family desperate for the same treasure.

At last, they find the treasure and, though a twist occurs, they are able to scrape some gems to save their home. If you like our 'Wreck It Ralph' quotes and 'Die Hard' quotes, these 'The Goonies' quotes will also win your heart!

Funniest 'Goonies' Quotes

We get a brief glimpse of family values in this amazing adventure.

This movie gives a glimpse of fun, fear, and imagination. Let's look at some funniest quotes from 'The Goonies'.

1.  "Is this supposed to be water?"

-Mama Fratelli.

2. "I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!"


3. "In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play."


4. "This is ridiculous. It’s crazy. I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid."


5. "Do the truffle shuffle!"

-Clark Devereaux (Mouth).

6. "Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did."

-Lawrence Cohen (Chunk).

7.  "I can’t tell if it’s an A sharp or if it’s a B flat!"


8."When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out."

-Lawrence Cohen (Chunk).

9.  "More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?"

-Brandon Walsh.

10. "In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog."

-Lawrence Cohen (Chunk).

Cool 'Goonies' Quotes

How about the coolest movie quotes ever? Let's take a peek at this cool collection of quotes said by the kids in the movie. If you love movies, you will love these 'The Goonies' quotes.

'The Goonies' quotes are the best of all quotes from movies and TV shows.

11. "Goonies never say die!"


12. "Hey, you guys!"

-Looney Fratelli.

13. “I feel like I’m babysitting except I’m not getting paid.”


14. "Bran, God put that rock there for a reason... and I don't think you should move it."


15."Mikey: How long have you guys been standing there?

Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough."

- 'The Goonies'.

16.  "There's... there's... there's... bullet holes... in the c-c-car!"

-Lawrence Cohen (Chunk).

17. "You guys, I'm hungry. I know when my stomach growls there's trouble."

-Lawrence Cohen (Chunk).

18. "Mikey: Let's...

Andy: -get out of...

Data: -here!

Stef: Like now!"

- 'The Goonies'.

19. "Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all B flat!"

- Mikey.

20. "Mikey: What are you doing? Those tires cost $500. They're his most favorite thing in the world.

Mouth: Now they're his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go!"

- 'The Goonies'.

21. "Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back."

-Clark Devereaux.

22. "Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?

Brandon Walsh: No, sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids."

- 'The Goonies'.

Silly 'Goonies' Quotes

Presenting some of the silliest quotes said by 'The Goonies' characters, straight from the world of movies. From quotes by Stef (played by Martha Plimpton) to quotes from everyone's favorite, Mikey, get ready to discover your new favorite quote!

23. "Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather’s pizza, right?"


24. "Hi, Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well, I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far."


25. "When they wreck our house, I hope they make it a sand trap."

-Brandon Walsh.

26. "I like the dark. I love the dark. But I hate nature. I hate nature!”

-Lawrence Cohen (Chunk).

27. "This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back."

-Clark Devereaux.

28. "Andy: Brand is being so sweet to me.

Stef: Oh, come on. Come on. Where are you? You are in the clouds and we are in a basement!"

- 'The Goonies'.

29. "Mikey: Pee break! Who's gotta go?

Mikey: Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room

Mikey: Brand, where are you going?

Brand: This is the men's room."

- 'The Goonies'.

30. "But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."



"But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.

And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life."

-Lawrence Cohen (Chunk).

32. "Pinchers of Peril! Hey guys, I'm saved by my Pinchers of Peril!"

-Richard Wang.

33. "That's what I said, booby traps!"

-Richard Wang.

34. "Hello, sheriff. I'm at the Lighthouse Lounge, and I want to report, well, a murder."

-Lawrence Cohen (Chunk).

35. "Cruisin the coast, down in some brews, but nooo... somebody's older brother had to go and screw it up... by flunking his driver's test."

-Clark Devereaux.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'The Goonies' quotes, then why not take a look at these 'Twilight' quotes, or TV show quotes for more great quotes from movies and TV shows?

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Written by Georgia Stone

Bachelor of Arts specializing in French with Film Studies, Bachelor of Arts (Year Abroad) specializing in Literature, History, Language, Media, and Art

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Georgia StoneBachelor of Arts specializing in French with Film Studies, Bachelor of Arts (Year Abroad) specializing in Literature, History, Language, Media, and Art

Georgia is an experienced Content Manager with a degree in French and Film Studies from King's College London and Bachelors degree from Université Paris-Sorbonne. Her passion for exploring the world and experiencing different cultures was sparked during her childhood in Switzerland and her year abroad in Paris. In her spare time, Georgia enjoys using London's excellent travel connections to explore further afield.

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