44 Best Penguin Jokes That'll Make You Pen-grin

Akinwalere Olaleye
Jan 30, 2024 By Akinwalere Olaleye
Originally Published on Aug 20, 2020
Edited by Jacob Fitzbright
Fact-checked by Isobel Murphy
Emperor penguins flock to Antarctica snow
Age: 0-99
Read time: 4.6 Min

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Are you interested in penguins and looking for a way to engage with the subject in a lighthearted manner? This compilation of penguin jokes is designed to entertain and amuse. Whether you're spending time with family or seeking a conversation starter at social gatherings, these jokes offer a unique approach to exploring the world of penguins. Far from mere humor, they reflect a creative way to engage with the natural world.

It also offers a lot of fun with these jokes about the coolest birds in town. Gather around people because these penguin jokes are going to make you laugh. These playful puns and one-liners will surely get everyone laughing. They can be shared at parties or family gatherings. Don't be left out in the cold; let's slide right into the fun and start flapping those happy feet with giggles.

Penguin Puns

These puns about penguins are perfect for kids of all ages who are eager to crack up their friends or for anyone who wants to add some Antarctic amusement to their day. From funny chuckles to amusing funny quips, these penguin puns are packed with polar playfulness.

1. What do you call a happy penguin? A Pen-Grin!

2. What do penguins wear to the beach? A beak-ini.

3. What do a group of penguins do to help them make a difficult decision? Flip-per coin.

4. Why didn’t the penguin jump off the iceberg? He got cold feet.

5. Where do penguins keep their money? In a snow bank.

6. Why don't penguins like rock music? They only like sole music.

7. When I meet new people, I always talk about my giant pet penguin… It’s a good icebreaker.

8. What does the penguin who does magic say to his audience? "Pick a cod, any cod."

9. Who is the head of the penguin navy? Admiral Byrd.

10. What is a penguin's favorite family member? Aunt Artica!

11. What does a penguin do when it loses its tail? It goes to a re-tail store.

12. What do you call a cold penguin? A Birrr-d.

Penguin Group leaping into Ocean Antarctica

13. Where do penguins go to watch movies? At the dive-in.

14. What do you give to a penguin that's ill? Some medical tweet-ment.

15. What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice-burgers.

16. Why did the penguin cross the road? To go with the floe.

Funny Penguin Jokes

Get ready for some fun with these funny penguin jokes! Looking for entertainment for a family night in or something to lighten the mood at a gathering? These penguin-themed jokes might be just what you need. With playful wordplay and humorous punchlines, these jokes are crafted to bring smiles to faces.

17. What do penguins sing at their birthday parties? 'Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow'.

18. Who is a penguin’s favorite pop star? Seal.

19. What would you call a penguin with no eye? Pengun.

20. Why did the two penguins jump when they first met? They were trying to break the ice.

21. Why are penguins good racing car drivers? Because they are always in pole position.

22. What does a penguin eat on its birthday? Fish cakes!

23. Why would a penguin cross the road twice? To prove he isn't a chicken.

24. Where do penguins go to dance? The Snow Ball.

25. How do penguins drink their Coca-Cola? On the rocks.

26. Why do penguins wear glasses? To help their ice-sight.

27. Why are penguins so good at using the Internet? Because they have web feet!

28. What do penguins drink in the summer? Iced tea!

29. What is a penguin's favorite movie? 'Frozen'.

30. Why are penguins so difficult to get along with? Because they're always fishing for compliments.

Penguin Question And Answer Jokes

What do you do if you're in need of some frigidly fun entertainment? Read this penguin-themed question and answer jokes, of course! Perfect for youngsters looking to add some frosty flair to their joke-telling or anyone who loves a good, hearty snowy laugh, these quirky questions and amusing answers are sure to put a chill smile on your face.

31. Why are penguins' heads so cold? Because they wear ice caps.

32. What was the name of the emperor's penguin? Julius Freezerrr.

33. How does a penguin cook burgers? With his flippers.

34. What kind of fish do penguins eat at night? Starfish.

35. What kind of shoes do penguins wear in the summer? Flipper flops.

36. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

37. Why do penguins and polar bears not get along? Because they are polar opposites.

38. What is black white, black white, black white, and white black? A penguin rolling down a hill!

39. Why don't penguins fly? Because they aren't tall enough to be pilots.

40. What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill? An eggroll.

41. How do penguins pass exams? They wing it.

42. Why do penguins carry fish in their beak? Because they haven't got any pockets.

43. Why don't you see any penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales.

44. What is smarter than a talking penguin? A spelling bee!

 

That's a wrap on the best penguin jokes! You can use them to entertain family or friends because these icy quips are sure to add a chill of charm to any gathering. Like a penguin on ice, timing is key. Keep these jokes in your back pocket and share them when the moment is right. After all, nothing warms the heart quite like laughter shared with loved ones.

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Written by Akinwalere Olaleye

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English Literature

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Akinwalere OlaleyeBachelor of Arts specializing in English Literature

As a highly motivated, detail-oriented, and energetic individual, Olaleye's expertise lies in administrative and management operations. With extensive knowledge as an Editor and Communications Analyst, Olaleye excels in editing, writing, and media relations. Her commitment to upholding professional ethics and driving organizational growth sets her apart. She has a bachelor's degree in English Literature from the University of Benin, Edo State. 

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