40+ Mushroom Jokes That Are Super Fun-gi

Joan Agie
Jan 24, 2024 By Joan Agie
Originally Published on Aug 06, 2020
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Ready to laugh like you've never laughed before? Those peculiar little dome-topped wonders called mushrooms are not just scrumptious pizza toppings, they're also the star of some downright funny jokes. So when next your friends drop by, or if your family needs a dose of hearty laughter, pull out these super-amusing mushroom jokes.

Before diving into the fun though, how much do you know about mushrooms? Did you know that mushrooms are actually fungi and are sometimes known as toadstools? The world of mycology, the study of fungi, has identified over 10,000 mushroom types, and the experts reckon there are likely thousands more still playing peekaboo. Now that you're more mushroom-smart, it's time to unleash the fun with this collection of hilarious jokes and mushroom puns!

Two toadstools growing in the grass.

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Question And Answer Mushroom Jokes

Ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure? These question-and-answer jokes might just be what you need! They're not just hysterical, but they also put your audience in the hot seat, having them guess the punchline. Try out these mushroom-themed jokes for a fun, interactive way to sprinkle some laughter in the air, while adding a dash of challenge!

1. How do you get into a mushroom? Ring the porta-bella.

2. Where do mushrooms sit? On a toadstool.

3. What kind of room can you put on a pizza? A mushroom.

4. What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? "Put a cap on it!"

5. Which vegetable should you have with jacket potatoes? Button mushrooms.

6. What sound does a mushroom car make? "Shroom, shroom."

7. What makes a mushroom farmer a good person? If he has good morels.

8. Where do baby mushrooms grow before they're born? In the mush-womb.

9. What did the teacher say about his students' attempt at making pizza? "There's too mushroom for improvement."

10. Did you hear about the mushroom that became a comedian? It's a fungi.

11. What's a vampire's favorite soup? Scream of mushroom.

12. How does a mushroom clean its house? With a mush broom.

13. What's a room you can't go into? A mushroom.

14. Where do mushrooms go for a night out? A salad bar.

15. What did the mushroom say as it fell off a cliff? "Help! I'm in truffle!"

16. Why do toadstools grow so near each other? They don't need mush room.

17. What did the mushrooms' say after winning the competition? "We are the champignons!"

Jokes About Fungus

Ready for a chuckle or two? The most beloved mushroom punchline, the classic 'fun guy' jest, is something that will surely sprout smiles. Here are a few more of these stupid but funny jokes about fungi. Tell them to your friends and family members to see how they react. Let's test which joke makes them laugh the most.

18. What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom? "You're such a fungi!"

19. Why do fungi always win arguments? Because they don't leave mush room for debate.

20. What do you call a fungus that makes music? A decomposer.

21. Why did the fungi leave the party? They didn't have mush room for dancing.

22. Why did the female mushroom stop dating? Because she realized she doesn't need a man to be a fungal!

23. What did the neighbors say after they got the mushroom arrested? "He may have been a fungi, but he sure did have questionable morels."

24. What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia? A funguide.

25. How much room does a fungus need to grow? As mush room as possible.

26. Did you hear the joke about fungus? You won't like it, but it will grow on you.

Small child reaching out to touch a mushroom growing in the ground.

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Best Mushroom Puns

Who's up for a pun-tastic time? Mushroom puns are truly the pick of the crop when it comes to tickling the funny bone. Check out our collection of some hilarious mushroom puns and maybe even try concocting some of your giggle-inducing puns. It's all part of the fun of finding humor in the simplest, most unassuming things!

27. What did the toadstools say to each other when they were stuck in a tight room? "I'm being squashed, there's not mush room in here."

28. What is a mushroom's least favorite kind of burger? Portabello burgers.

29. Why are mushroom children so good? They try not to get in truffle.

30. What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.

31. What's the world's biggest mushroom competition? The champignon's league.

32. What did the mushroom request when booking its hotel room? A shroom with a view.

33. What did the mushroom wife say to her mushroom husband at their wedding? "I love you very mush groom!"

34. What does a mushroom do for fun? Play spore-ts.

Mushrooms growing in the woods.

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Mushroom Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock! Who's there? It's a basket full of mushroom-inspired knock-knock jokes ready to bring the house down with laughter. Everyone has a soft spot for these classic jests, and adding a mushroom twist just elevates the fun. So, why not share these with your loved ones? There's nothing like a hearty laugh to spread joy and create beautiful memories!

35. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Mush.

Mush who?

Mush you always ask so many questions?

36. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Toad.

Toad who?

Toad you I had many more mushroom jokes!

37. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Truffle.

Truffle who?

Truffle is, I can't stop telling mushroom jokes!

38. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Morel.

Morel who?

Morel of the story is, mushroom jokes are the best!

Mushroom-Themed Story Jokes

Are you ready to weave a tale that's sure to captivate and tickle your audience to the point of laughter? Then it's time to dive into the world of mushroom-themed story jokes. These short yet delightful narratives where fungi take center stage are not only entertaining but also a great way to keep your listeners hooked from start to finish.

most common type of mushroom punchline

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39. A man goes to the doctor's with a carrot in one ear, a stick of celery in the other, and a mushroom up his nose. "Doctor", says the man, "I'm in terrible shape. What can I do?"

The doctor replies, "You need to start eating more sensibly."

40. A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a lemonade. "That will be $10", the bartender says. The mushroom pays for the drink and the bartender says, "We don't often get mushrooms in here."

So the mushroom replies, "With prices like these, you won't get many more."

41. What's the difference between a Stormtrooper at a party and a mushroom being picked? One's a bad guy having a fun time and the other's a fungi have a bad time.

42. A mushroom walks up to a tomato and asks it out on a date. As the evening wears on, the tomato is just sitting there, not saying much and looking miserable. "What's wrong?", the mushroom says, "Aren't you enjoying yourself?"

"I guess I'm just not a fungi", replies the tomato.

43. Two leprechauns are in the forest and one starts eating mushrooms, so the other one says to him, "Are you having fun, Gus?"

There you have it, folks - a smorgasbord of the funniest, punniest mushroom jokes that are sure to sprout laughter in every corner. The great thing about these jokes is that they're not only hilarious, but they're also a fantastic icebreaker and a fun way to engage with friends and family. However, remember that the secret ingredient to every joke is timing. Practice these jokes, perfect the delivery, and you'll have everyone rolling with laughter in no time! So go on, give these fun-gi jokes a try, and fill people's lives with belly laughs and plenty of good cheer!

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Written by Joan Agie

Bachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

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Joan AgieBachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

With 3+ years of research and content writing experience across several niches, especially on education, technology, and business topics. Joan holds a Bachelor’s degree in Human Anatomy from the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Nigeria, and has worked as a researcher and writer for organizations across Nigeria, the US, the UK, and Germany. Joan enjoys meditation, watching movies, and learning new languages in her free time.

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