25 Roses Are Red Jokes To Get Kids Chuckling
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If your household is feeling a little blue at the moment, it's definitely time to provide some excellent and cheesy content to brighten up your day.
The origins of 'roses are red, violets are blue' poems and jokes can be traced back as far as 1590 from a poem by Edmund Spenser, but the Valentine's poems you're probably most familiar with come from a collection of nursery rhymes written in the 1700s by Joseph Ritson.
These poems have been used as a sign of love and affection for hundreds of years.
Whether you're looking to share a sweet poem with your child to let them know you love them or want to teach them appropriately cheeky poems, we're sure this list will provide you with plenty of chuckles.
Cute 'Roses Are Red' Poems:
These cute poems are best used when you're looking to say "I love you" to your kids. They're perfect for reminding your loved ones you think the world of them.
1) Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't care about flowers
If I have you!
2) Violets are blue
Roses are red
I'm never blue
`When I'm with you!
3) Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me a sign
Because I love you.
4) Roses are red
Violets are blue
What colour flowers should I give you?
5) Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I'll never ever
Stop loving you.
6) Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you!
7) Roses are red
Violets are blue
You have made all my dreams come true!
8) Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just wanted to say
A big thank you!
Cheeky 'Roses Are Red' Jokes:
These poems are especially for those cheeky monkeys out there who are looking to get to your heart with a joke or two! Sorry adults, these will definitely be the most popular with the kids.
9) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.
10) Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I'm not sharing with you.
11) Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are violet
They're not blue!
12) Roses are red
Violets are blue
I messed up big time
Now, what can I do?
13) Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love chocolate
More than you!
14) Roses are red
Violets are blue
A face like yours
Belongs in a zoo!
15) Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm colourblind
How about you?
16) The roses are wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head!
Totally Silly 'Roses Are Red' Jokes:
Whether you're a fan of red roses and blue violets or not, we're sure that if you're looking for your daily dose of silliness nothing could be better than a ridiculous poem.
17) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't rhyme,
Banana!
18) Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
19) Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can row a boat
Canoe?
20) Roses are red
The desert is dry
Don't go there
You'll get sand in your eye!
21) Roses are blue
Violets are red
Can you please reverse
What I just said.
22) Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Oh, dear!
There's mud all over the ground.
23) Violets are blue
Poems are silly
I'd rather have roses
Than be friends with you!
24) Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is green
No, it's not!
25) Roses are red
Violets are blue
Search 'beautiful' on Google
And I'll pop up too.
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Hannah is from the southwest of England and was raised in Dubai; she now resides in the charming Somerset countryside. She holds a degree in Philosophy from a London University and is an avid lover of yoga, quality coffee, and taking her adorable wire-haired fox terrier named Gary on long walks. Hannah's priority is spending quality time with her energetic three-year-old brother and making the most of every moment together.
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