70+ What Do You Call Jokes That Are Absolutely Hilarious

Joan Agie
Jan 30, 2024 By Joan Agie
Originally Published on Dec 14, 2020
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
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Looking to add some humor to the menu at your family gatherings? Or are you on the hunt for some hilarity to perk up your day? We've got a treasure trove of gut-busting 'what do you call' jokes that are sure to have you clutching your sides. Perfect for jokesters of all ages, these chuckles and chortles are just the things to turn any day into a laugh-a-thon. Whether you're hoping to become the family comedian or simply love the sound of giggles, we've got your humor needs covered. So, put on your laughing caps, and let's dive into this hilarious bundle of joy!

We have prepared a collection of all sorts of 'what you call' jokes to provide you with the best variety. From cheesy and corny jokes to quips that are somewhat brain-busters, you are in for a treat. You will also find jokes based on animals and other simpler themes that all kids can enjoy. Enjoy the giggles that come along and share these jokes with your friends and family to brighten up their day as well.

Corny What Do You Call Jokes

Want to add a bit more corn to your comedic cob? Well, you've struck gold! Here's a list of some of the corniest 'what do you call' jokes that anyone could think of, all ready for the picking. These are the kind of jokes guaranteed to produce eye rolls, hearty laughs, and good-natured groans in equal measure. So, strap in for some utterly hilarious humor, and get ready for the roars of laughter you're sure to invite with these jokes.

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

2. What do you call an artist who only draws animated pictures of cars? A cartoonist.

3. What do you call a cute door? A-door-able.

4. What do you call the money you find in the freezer? Cold hard cash.

5. What do you call a former priest who's now a lawyer? A father-in-law.

6. What do you call a pencil with a broken tip? Pointless.

7. What do you call a man who spends a lot of his time at sunny beaches? A tangent.

8. What do you call a Spanish man who has lost his car? Carlos.

9. What do you call an American bee? USB.

10. What do you call a witch hanging out at the beach? A sand witch.

11. What do you call blue cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese.

12. What do you call it when you enter a coffee shop and feel like you've been there before? Déjà Brew.

13. What do you call a Frenchman who is wearing flip-flops? Philippe Philoppe.

14. What do you call a dog who chills at the beach during summer? A chili dog.

15. What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso.

16. What do you call a fly stuck in butter? Butterfly.

17. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

18. What do you call a person breathing heavily while holding a yoga pose? Sick and twisted.

19. What do you call an Eskimo dog with dark gray fur? A dusky husky.

20. What do you call sad cheese? Blue cheese.

21. What do you call someone who used to love tractors? An extractor fan.

22. What do you call a funny mountain? Hillarious.

Animal-Themed What Do You Call Jokes

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Our next set is a wild collection of animal-themed 'what do you call' jokes that'll make you hoot, howl, and giggle all at once. Perfect for kids and adults alike, these jokes will charm any animal lover. Whether you're aiming to be the king or queen of comedy in your house or just want to share some rib-tickling fun, these jokes are just right for any occasion. Think your day can do with an extra dash of fun and laughter?

23. What do you call a cool rabbit? A hip-hopper.

24. What do you call a horse that loves arts and crafts? A hobby horse.

25. What do you call a bear that got wet in the rain? A drizzly bear.

26. What do you call crows that stick together? Vel-crows.

27. What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar? A buck.

28. What do you call a dinosaur with an impressive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

29. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

30. What do you call a baby polar bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.

31. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

32. What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips? A chipmunk.

33. What do you call a pig sleeping under the covers? A pig-in-a-blanket.

34. What do you call a bear without ears? A bee.

35. What do you call a kitten piled up on another kitten? A meow-ntain.

36. What do you call a talented pig that can do karate? A pork chop.

37. What do you call a funny group of cows? Laughing stock.

What Do You Call Jokes For Kids

Want to turn frowns into laughter lines with some knee-slapping humor? You're in the perfect spot! Dive into this treasure trove of 'what do you call' jokes designed just for kids (but we won't tell if adults chuckle too). With every question and answer, there's a guaranteed giggle or maybe even a full-blown belly laugh waiting to happen. So, let's hitch a ride on the chuckle train and discover some of the funniest kids' jokes ever.

38. What do you call a painting of a cat? A paw-trait.

39. What do you call a place where pigs and dinosaurs live together? Jurassic Pork.

40. What do you call a dinosaur that blows up like firecrackers? Dinomite.

41. What do you call a cow that just gave birth to young ones? De-calf-einated.

42. What do you call a musical insect that lives in Germany? Humbug.

43. What do you call an untidy hippo? Hippopota-mess.

44. What do you call a female cow? A dairy queen.

45. What do you call a dog magician? Labracadabrador.

46. What do you call an adventurous egg? An eggs-plorer.

47. What do you call a strange alien with three eyes? An aliiien.

48. What do you call an invisible cow? Camooflaged.

49. What do you call a dolphin who wears a tuxedo? So-fish-ticated.

50. What do you call an ant that can live forever? Permanant.

51. What do you call a lamb that knows ballet? A baaa-llerina.

52. What do you call a cow that can sing well? A moo-sician.

53. What do you call an annoying and obnoxious reindeer? Rudeolph.

Witty What Do You Call Jokes

If it's chuckle-inducing clever quips you're after, this final segment has a list of the finest jokes to make you go, "Wow!" This delightful assortment of 'what do you call' jokes is brimming with quick-witted humor designed to leave anyone grinning from ear to ear. So, prepare to be thoroughly entertained by these witty wisecracks that are sure to add a sparkle of joy to your day.

54. What do you call a laptop that sings? A Dell.

55. What do you call two celebrities fighting? Star Wars.

56. What do you call an angry pig? Disgruntled.

57. What do you call a bagel that works out? A pretzel.

58. What do you call an owl that performs magic tricks? Hoot-ini.

59. What do you call a choir group of dinosaurs? Tyrannochorus.

60. What do you call a room without doors or windows? Mushroom.

61. What do you call x-rays taken by a dentist? Tooth pics.

62. What do you call a newborn dinosaur? A wee-rex.

63. What do you call a mirror that shows you a better version of yourself? Mirror-cle.

64. What do you call a racing horse that never loses a bet? A Sherbet.

65. What do you call a group of messy cats? A catastrophe.

66. What do you call it when iron particles are blowing in the wind? Febreeze.

67. What do you call boys who love mathematics? Algebros.

68. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyathinkhesaurus.

69. What do you call a dead fly? A flew.

70. What do you call it when people are laughing over cups of coffee? Brewhaha.

71. What do you call a droid that takes the longer route? R2 detour.

72. What do you call milk that throws tantrums? Spoiled milk!

73. What do you call it when there is a group of girls named Jennifer in the swimming pool? Hydro-jen.

74. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.

75. What do you call it when an illegally parked frog is taken away? Toad.

76. What do you call a dead pine tree? A never-green.

And there you have it! Hilariously creative 'what do you call' jokes to bring the house down. We hope you can use these and get to discover how humor, especially shared laughter, can be a wonderful ice-breaker or mood-lifter, apart from creating bonds and memorable moments. But remember timing and knowing your audience are key to landing the perfect joke. So why not practice a few of these jokes today? Find your favorites, share them with your loved ones, and let laughter fill your homes. After all, a day without laughter is a day wasted.

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Written by Joan Agie

Bachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

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Joan AgieBachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

With 3+ years of research and content writing experience across several niches, especially on education, technology, and business topics. Joan holds a Bachelor’s degree in Human Anatomy from the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Nigeria, and has worked as a researcher and writer for organizations across Nigeria, the US, the UK, and Germany. Joan enjoys meditation, watching movies, and learning new languages in her free time.

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