60 Hilarious Dentist Jokes For Kids

Sarah Blake
Jan 24, 2024 By Sarah Blake
Originally Published on Aug 17, 2020
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Looking for a list of jokes you can really get your teeth into?

If you love a great dentist joke then brace yourself for a hole lot of laughs with six-teeth-rific dental jokes that are just tooth-punny for words.  In tooth, jokes this funny deserve to be crowned.

Famous Dentist Jokes

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We know these jokes are oldies, but they are definitely goodies. Guaranteed to make you crack a smile.

1.Which is the best day to go to the dentist? Tooth-day.

2.Which is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

3.How far is it to the dentist’s office? Six smiles.

4.What did the dinosaur eat after it had its teeth taken out? The dentist.

5.Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula’s dentist.

6.What does a dentist give a lion with a sore tooth? Anything he wants.

Funny Dentist One Liners And Short Jokes

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We've rooted out a fun filled set of dentist puns and one liners so good you'll be plaque for more.

7.I don’t think my dentist is very happy. She always looks down in the mouth.

8.I’ve been to the dental surgery so many times that I know the drill.

9.My dentist said I should try flossing more, so I’ve started taking dance lessons.

10. My dentist said that my teeth are like a string of pearls. Each one has a hole through it.

11.My dentist has a TV in his surgery. I go there for Netflix and drill.

12.My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth, but I’ve forgiven him because it acci-dental.

13.Did you know that the police have just raided the dental surgery?  They are performing a cavity search.

14.I always make sure I’m nice to my dentist because I know she has fillings too.

15.I asked my dentist if he would like to go out for dinner but he gave me the brush off.

16.I need to book a dental appointment to have root canal. The thought of it is deeply unnerving.

17.I’d been feeling a bit out of shape, but a visit to my dentist straightened me out.

18.A good dentist is a little picky. A really good dentist never gets on your nerves.

19.My dentist asked me if I would please open up, but I didn’t really want to confide in him.

20.I’ve got a new job working at the dental office. I heard about it via word of mouth.

21.My dentist asked me if I floss between meals. I said no, only between my teeth.

22.I had a contagious gum disease, but at least it gave me an infectious smile.

23.Nobody knew I had a dental implant until it came out during conversation.

24.I had an appointment with my dentist to get a cavity fixed but he wasn’t there. Another dentist was filling in.

25.My dentist told me it was about time I put my money where my mouth is, so I got a gold filling in my teeth.

26.I went to the dentist to get braces fitted. It’s a stop-gap measure.

Jokes On Dentists' Favourite Things

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It's always good to keep a check-up on what kind of taste your dentist has.

27..What is a dentist’s favourite animal? A molar bear.

28.What is a dentist’s favourite film? Plaque to the future.

29.What is a dentist’s favourite game? Caps and robbers.

30.What is a dentist’s favourite dinosaur? A Floss-iraptor.

31.What is a dentist’s favourite place to buy petrol? The filling station.

32.What is a dentist’s favourite place to go on holiday? Fluorida.

33.What is a dentist’s favourite thing to talk about? Floss-ophy.

34.What is a dentist’s favourite type of boat? A tooth ferry.

35.What is a dentist’s favourite card game? Bridge.

36.What is a dentist’s favourite clothes shop? Gap.

Funny Dentist Jokes About Patients' Teeth

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Because good tooth health matters for all people and enamels.

37.Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? He needed a filling.

38.Why did the astronaut go to the dentist? He had a black hole.

39.Why did the deer go to the dentist? She had buck teeth.

40.Why did the Pharaoh go to the dentist? Egypt his tooth.

41.Why did the Queen go to the dentist? To get her teeth crowned.

42.Why did the tree go to the dentist? She needed a root canal.

43.Why did the golfer go to the dentist? She had a hole-in-one.

44.Why did the lumberjack go to the dentist? He had a cavi-tree.

45.Why did the iPhone go to the dentist? She had bluetooth.

46.What did the computer go to the dentist? She wanted to get her byte checked.

47.Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?  Because she knew he would enjoy her root-ine.

48.Why did the snowman go to the dentist? He had frostbite.

49.Why did the dog breeder go to the dentist? One of his canines was loose.

More Funny Dental Jokes And Dentist Puns

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Your friends will be back for more when you treat them to a free smile with even more funny dentist jokes.

50.What type of award did the dentist win? A little plaque.

51.What did one dentist say to the other dentist when they were on a roller coaster? Brace yourself.

52.What job did the dentist have when she was in the army? Drill sergeant.

53.What did the dentist say to the judge? I promise to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

54.What do dentists call their patients' X-rays? Tooth pics.

55.What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.

56.Why are dentists good at solving problems? Because they know how to get to the root of things.

57.Why did the dentist decide it was a bad time to ask his nurse on a date? He was already taking out a tooth.

58.How do dentists brush their hair? With a fine-toothed comb.

59.What happened when the dentist went on a date with the manicurist? They fought tooth and nail.

60.What do you call two dentists who are very different? Molar opposites.

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Written by Sarah Blake

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Media and Business (Journalism)

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Sarah BlakeBachelor of Arts specializing in Media and Business (Journalism)

With over two decades of experience as a writer, Sarah calls Lancashire her home. She has a Bachelor's degree in Media and Business from the University of Manchester. She is passionate about fitness and wellness, and her love for gym workouts and yoga is unmatched. When not donning her Lycra, she loves spending time with her family and indulging in fun activities, except for anything that involves getting cold.

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