12+ Best Blades Of Glory Quotes From The Hilarious Figure Skating Movie

Ice skating is difficult alone - but even more complicated with a partner.

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'Blades of Glory' will forever remain iconic for its topsy turvy portrayal of the world of ice -skating.

The glory of ice skating and the 'Blades of Glory' will forever be immortalized in this hilarious movie. If you enjoy reading these quotes, then we recommend you to take a look at Will Ferrell quotes and dodgeball quotes.

Best 'Blades Of Glory' Quotes

Practice indeed makes perfect.

'Blades of Glory' has several characters starring in it - such as Chazz Michael Michaels, Stranz, Katie Van Waldenberg, Jimmy MacElroy, and many more. The story revolves around Chazz and Jimmy, who are sworn enemies but have to team up for an ice skating competition. Katie Van Waldenberg initially starts as a protagonist, but eventually turns into an antagonist, much to the chagrin of the main characters. However, the best part of the movie is the quotes. The movie quotes are bound to be loved by all people, with many a quote about Katie, Stranz, skating blades, other people, and the figure skating boom. Read on for some of the best 'Blades of Glory' quotes, and Will Ferrell 'Blades of Glory' quotes.

1. "All right, this has got to stop right now. From here on out, you guys are a team. Do you understand? You are going to eat together, sleep together. You're going to file a joint income tax return. Practice starts now. End of discussion."


2. "Jimmy MacElroy: I see you got fat.

Chazz Michael Michaels: I see you still look like a fifteen-year-old girl."

-'Blades of Glory'.

3. "They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there laughing at them."

-Chazz Michael Michaels.

4. "Chazz Michael Michaels: I can't do the Lotus with a shattered ankle. I'm just a man for God's sake.

Jimmy MacElroy: We'll switch places.

Chazz Michael Michaels: I swear to God if you cut my head off."

-'Blades of Glory'.

5. "I swear to God, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this comb."


Hilarious 'Blades Of Glory' Quotes

'Blades of Glory' stars Jon Heder, Will Ferrell, Jenna Fischer, Craig T. Nelson, and more. The phrase 'Blades of Glory' itself has come to mean that the blades that will carry the protagonist duo to the glory of winning the ice skating championship. Characters like Katie Van Waldenberg, her brother Stranz Van Waldenberg,  Jimmy's brother Darren, and a host of other characters form the supporting cast for the movie. All of them together put up a great show, with the biggest takeaway being 'Blades of Glory' funny quotes. They are enough to leave anyone laughing, and if you read them, we are sure you will enjoy them too.

6. "Darren MacElroy: You're fired.

Coach: What! I brought you the gold medal.

Darren MacElroy: No, you brought me half a gold medal. If I wanted him to share I would have bought him a brother."

-'Blades of Glory'.

7. "Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch."

-Stranz Van Waldenberg

8. "Jimmy MacElroy: Get out of my face.

Chazz: I'll get inside your face."

-'Blades of Glory'.

9. "I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!"


The Best Of Chazz Michael Michaels And Jimmy MacElroy

The blades can be good, but only practice can help you win.

Chazz and Jimmy form one of the most hilarious duos in modern cinema. They start off as enemies, banned from participating in the single men's competition. They are then forced to team up, and compete as a duo in the upcoming skating competition. It is a difficult adjustment, but they eventually come up as excellent competitors. There is many a quote that might catch your attention - with their conversation always rousing laughter and joy from all those who watch the movie. You can read some of the snippets of their conversation - and make sure you share them with your friends too!

10. "Jimmy: I don't share rooms.

Chazz: I don't share anything. The night is a very dark time for me.

Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, moron.

Chazz: Not for Alaskans or dudes with night-vision goggles."

-'Blades of Glory'.

11. "Chazz: That's you. The wolf, that runs with the lone wolf. So the lone wolf never has to be alone again.

Jimmy: You were drunk when you got it, weren't you?

Chazz: Yes, absolutely hammered. Welcome to the pack."

-'Blades of Glory'.                    

12. "I almost gave up on you Jimmy. I started working on that Ukrainian skater, you know the one that looks like Elvis. So I moved to Ukraine and it was cold, and everybody had guns, and it smelled like soup."


13. "Chazz: Let's Capture the dream.

Jimmy: Let's capture the -wow I love it.  Where'd you come up with that?

Chazz: I have no idea where I came up with that.

Jimmy: Cool.

Chazz: Let's kick some ice."

-'Blades of Glory'.

14. "I see you have learned to work the Google on the internet machine."


Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Blades of Glory' quotes then why not take a look at 'The Other Guys' quotes, or ['Napoleon Dynamite' quotes].


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