120+ Best Cake Quotes Perfect For Every Occasion

Cakes are symbolic of celebrations.

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Every celebration must have a cake be it a birthday, wedding, anniversary or a family get together.

Cake brings a smile and sweetness to everyone's face. At a wedding, the cake is cut by the bride and groom together for happiness, longevity, prosperity and a long happy married life.

Birthday cakes will always have candles lit on them and the person who is celebrating the birthday blows the candle and makes a wish. Cakes can be bought from any bakery but the most special is a cake made at home with love, which you can proudly say that you made for them at home. There are many different types of cake. The most prominent cakes are pound cake, red velvet cake and sponge cake. If you love cakes and quotes, here are some cake quotes for you.

You should also check out [sweet quotes], or [candy quotes].

Funny Cake Quotes

Along with being a decadent treat, cakes are also a source of endless fun. Enjoy these funny cake quotes and cake sayings that highlight this fun side of cakes.

1. "I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake."

- Gabriel Iglesias

2. "I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle when the sun’s coming up. I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle."

- John Denver

3. "There's nothing better than cake but more cake."

- Harry S. Truman

4. "TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake."

- Natasha Leggero

5. "If the cake fits, eat it!"

- Gordon Korman

6. "You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss."

- Buddy Valastro

7. "If life was a piece of cake, it wouldn't be worth eating!"

- Christopher Jones

Chocolate Cake Quotes

Everybody will love chocolate cake quotes or cupcake quotes.

Chocolate is love and happiness. When added to a cake, the joy of chocolate indulgence increases manifold. Chocolate cake has been a subject of numerous cake captions, so enjoy these chocolatey cake quotes.

8. "Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me."

- Audrey Hepburn

9. "I am not a strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it."

- Grace Slick

10. "My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."

- Dave Barry

11. "I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt."

- Phyllis Diller

12. "Two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy."

- Roseanne Barr

13. "Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation."

- Kim Williams

14. "Writing or making anything- a poem, a bird feeder, a chocolate cake- has self-respect in it."    

- Sharon Olds

15. "I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake."

- Marina and the Diamonds

16. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

- Charles M. Schulz

17. "Art without emotion it’s like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag."

- Laurie Halse Anderson

18. "If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake."

- Maryrose Wood

Birthday Cake Quotes

Cake is the best surprise on birthdays.

A birthday without a cake is very much incomplete. So is a birthday without cake quotes. There are various quotes about baking that owe their origin to birthday cakes. Here are some birthday cake quotes for you to enjoy.

19. "Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories."

- Buddy Valastro

20. "At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!"

- Abraham Lincoln

21. "If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness."

- Aberjhani

22. "I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world."

- Demetri Martin

23. "Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen."

- Jim Gaffigan

The Icing On The Cake Quotes

The icing on the cake means something that makes good things even better. This is the source of several quotes about cakes. Indulge in these icing on the cake quotes.

24. "We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake."

- Meg Whitman

25. "If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake."

- Brian Greene

26. "White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing."

- Fran Lebowitz

27. "Romance is the icing but love is the cake."

- Julia Child

28. "The icing on the cake is when other people enjoy your vision and support what you do."

- Cise Star

29. "Motherhood is an amazing feeling, and if you get to relive those special moments while working, it works as an icing on the cake."

- Kajol

30. "If you look over the years, the styles have changed- the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same."

- John Oates

31. "Celebration is life's frosting: isn't frosting the very best part of the cake?"

- Bethenny Frankel

32. "Stories aren't the icing on the cake; they are the cake!"

- Peter Guber

33. "I'm going to go out and play really hard. If I have another win, it will be icing on the cake. But I don't take anything for granted."

- Vijay Singh

34. "If you're going to lick the icing off somebody else's cake you won't be nourished and it won't do you any good, or you might find the cake had caraway seeds and you hate them."

- Emily Carr

Best Cake Quotes

Cakes are for every occasion. Be it a cupcake, pound cake, wedding cake, or birthday cake, no celebration can ever be complete without a cake - or cake quotes! The list of 'let them eat cake' quotes is virtually endless when it comes to cakes. Read on to find some best quotes about cake to enjoy while indulging in this decadent treat. These cake quotes are a real treat.

35. "A party without cake is really just a meeting."

- Julia Child

36. "Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake."

- Dean Koontz

37. "Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!"

- Sarah Ban Breathnach

38. "Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it."

- E. Lockhart

39. "Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake."

- Aaron Paul

40. "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."

- Jim Davis

41. "I want to be the girl with the most cake."

- Courtney Love

42. "Photographing a cake can be art."

- Irving Penn

43. "My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it."

- Boris Johnson

44. "A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake."

- Alfred Hitchcock

45. "Let them eat cake."

- Marie Antoinette

46. "For me, almost always, the answer was cake."

- Diana Abu- Jaber

47. "The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going."

- Reinhard Bonnke

48. "For goodness sake, look at those cakes."

- James Brown

49. "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

- Mitch Hedberg

50. "A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges."

- Benjamin Franklin

51. "When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?"

- Lisa Loeb

52. "I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest."

- Craig Benzine

53. "Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it's easy."

- Nigella Lawson

54. "May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake."

- Greg Walloch

55. "Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it."

- Karl Pilkington

56. "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

- Bob Hope

57. "Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with."

- Haruki Murakami

58. "The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake."

- Michele Gorman

59. "You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it."

- Zygmunt Bauman

60. "I ask you, what is the use of having your 'cake' if you can't eat it? What exactly are you supposed to do with it? Put it on your mantle and look at it? Cake is meant to be eaten and enjoyed."

- T. Harv Eker

61. "Everyone is dealing with something. This is life; this is not just a piece of cake."

- Tom Brady

62. "Success is not like a cake that needs to be divided. It's more like a heap of stones - a cairn. If someone is successful, they add a stone to the cairn. It gets very high and can be seen from all over the world. That's how I see it."

- Maeve Binchy

63. "I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake."

- Greg Behrendt

64. "Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?"

- William Shakespeare

65. "The real cake isn't HAVING what you want, it's DOING what you want"

- Lady Gaga

66. "We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top."

- Navjot Singh Sidhu

67. "Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake."

- Dana Gould

68. "A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked."

- Delia Smith

69. "Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be."

- Lady Gaga

70. "It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it."

- Richard M. Nixon

71. "If the people have no bread, let them eat cake."

- Marie Antoinette

72. "Have your fun, my dear; but if you must earn your bread, try to make it sweet with cheerfulness, not bitter with the daily regret that it isn't cake."

- Louisa May Alcott

73. "You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far."

- Oscar Wilde

74. "Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake."

- Larry Hagman

75. "You don't want to raise a kid in a culture where the kid who asks the most questions is annoying. You want a culture where the kid who asks the most questions gets awards and gets another piece of cake."

- Neil deGrasse Tyson

76. "If you were starving and had all the time in the world, would you stop eating the greatest slice of cake on earth halfway through? Then why would you quit on your dreams?"

- Gregor Collins

77. "Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."

- Dave Barry

78. "...language is not the frosting, it's the cake."

- Tom Robbins

79. "You have treated the arts as the cherry on the cake. It needs to be the yeast."

- Mallika Sarabhai

80. "Writing's a lot like cooking. Sometimes the cake won't rise, no matter what you do, and every now and again the cake tastes better than you ever could have dreamed it would."

- Neil Gaiman

81. "Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic."

- Cynthia Nixon

82. "But of course you can have your cake and eat it, too - if you decide to bake a second cake. And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one."

- Robert Kuttner

83. "Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy."

- Mark Twain

84. "I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight."

- Gabriel Iglesias

85. "It's time to blow out the candles on the pity party cake."

- Louie Giglio

86. "It's possible to be satisfied with a day's work or a cake, but a life... what is a life but a history of events badly remembered?"

- Kevin McCloud

87. "So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I've found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best."

- David Frum

88. "I am proud of my cake-making image but life is not that perfect. There are socks in my fruit bowl."

- Jane Asher

89. "The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me."  

- Janet Fitch

90. "'What about you?' 'Not a clue. I keep wishing I could bake a cake or something.'"

- Suzanne Collins

91. "Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?"

- John Heywood

92. "A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable portion."

- James Boswell

93. "By the second tour I had rice cakes and hummus with me, and I was jumping rope in my room."

- Taylor Dane

94. "There are a great many colored people who are ashamed of the cakewalk, but I think they ought to be proud of it."

- James Weldon Johnson

95. "But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs."

- Eva Herzigova

96. "Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie."

- Knute Nelson

97. "It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker."

- Judd Nelson

98. "You cannot eat your cake and have it."    

- James Joyce

99. "I like to think of bread as really bland cake."

- Jim Gaffigan

100. "We have banished our artists to the fringe of society and tell them to eat cake. It is our artists who choose freedom over safety and use their talents to question and confront the culture."

- Peter Block

101. "He who has two cakes of bread, let him dispose of one of them for some flowers of the narcissus; for bread is the food of the body, and the narcissus is the food of the soul."

- Galen

102. "Come, eat thy fill of this thy God's white loaf. It's food too fine for Angels, yet come, take and eat thy fill. It's Heaven's Sugar Cake."

- Edward Taylor

103. "Great! He has indigestion, so let's torture him with cake."    

- Kristin Cashore

104. "Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?"

- George Herbert

105. "Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake."

- Sam Lipsyte

106. "No one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes'."

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

107. "There is no screenplay- writing recipe that guarantees your cake will rise."      

- Robert McKee

108. "My bitterness is not an abstract substance, it is as solid as a Christmas cake; I can cut it in slices and hand it round and there is still plenty left, for tomorrow."    

- Caitlin Thomas

109. "You're like a cake when you're young. You can't rush it or it will fall, or just turn out wrong. Rising takes patience and heat."  

- Anna Quindlen

110. "Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my thing. Stand up's my thing. Everything that comes from that is frosting on the cake."

- Gabriel Iglesias

111. "I've always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you."

- Ann Richards

112. "Irony is a way of having one's cake while appearing to eat it."

- John Updike

113. "For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer- cakes, And hold- fast is the only dog."

- William Shakespeare

114. "My cake is dough, but I'll be among the rest, Out of hope of all but my share of the feast."

- William Shakespeare

115.  "Experiences are like cherry on the cake. It's nice, but that's not what's going to make a difference to the habit."

- Martine Batchelor

116. “The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses."

- Dave Barry

117. "If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion."

- Elon Musk

Wedding Cake Quotes

Wedding cake signify prosperity, good luck and prosperity. The bride and the groom have one cake each. There are many types of wedding depending upon the culture and country. This occasion has been an inspiration for one too many funny cake quote resembling the naughty nature of the relationship. Here are a few fascinating wedding cake quotes.  

118. “My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain”.

- W. H. Auden

119. "The most dangerous food is wedding cake”.

- James Thurber

120. “She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake”.

- Margot Asquith

121. “Get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one”.

- Phyllis Diller

122. “If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake right? I love me, so I’m thinking 12 tiers.”

-  Michelle M. Pillow

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Best Cake Quotes Perfect For Every Occasion then why not take a look at harry styles quotes, Cupcake Quotes or Baking Quotes.


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