15+ Best Ed, Edd N Eddy Quotes From The Hilarious Animated Series

Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Dec 12, 2023 By Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Originally Published on Feb 24, 2021
Edited by Luca Demetriou
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‘Ed, Edd n Eddy’, produced by Danny Antonucci for Cartoon Network, and the sixth of the 'Cartoon Cartoons' of the network, is a Canadian-American animated TV comedy cartoon.

The series is about the life of the main three young teens named Ed, Edd and Eddy, known together as “The Eds”, between 12 and 14, who live in the fictional town of Peach Creek in a suburban cul-de-sac.

The group always create new money-making schemes to buy their favorite candy known as Jawbreakers; this became one of the most successful original television series on Cartoon Network.

The character Ed comes up with crazy ideas from his head and the next thing we know, the rest of the two follow suit. They will eventually mess up and make themselves look like fools.

As part of their party, the cul-de-sac kids don't include the Eds, making the trio outcasts.

The children's community consists of Jonny, a loner who is considered a nuisance by his peers and spends much of his time with his imaginary friend, a wooden board called Plank.

Jimmy is an insecure accident-prone boy, most often seen spending his time with Sarah, the spoiled and ill-tempered younger sister of Ed. Rolf is an immigrant, often involved in unorthodox customs; Kevin is a sarcastic and humourous jock, detesting the Eds, particularly Eddy.

‘Ed, Edd n Eddy’ received mostly favourable reviews from critics and became one of the most cartoons on the Cartoon Network. It received a Reuben Award, a SOCAN Award and two Leo Awards. You'll find the best 'Ed, Edd n Eddy' season 1 quotes here, plus others.

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Popular 'Ed Edd n Eddy' Quotes

Here are some popular quotes from the hit TV show that you will definitely like!

1. "Ed: Hey! Eddy! He-ha! What's up?"

Edd: Dogpile!

Ed: Hi! Hiya, Double D. He-ha! You guys make me laugh."

- 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'.

2. "Eddy: We'll buy a truck-load of jawbreakers!

Ed: What do you mean?"

- 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'.

3. "Eddy: Hey, Eddo. What's a ghost's favorite lunch meat?

[He speaks as Eddo] Boo-logna."

- 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'.

4. "Edd: Don't worry, Ed. We'll see it on TV in a year.

Ed: Yeah, with all the good stuff cut out.

Eddy: Don't sweat it, guys."

- 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'.

5. "Ed: I think I swallowed a turtle.

Eddy: What country are we in?"

- 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'.

Funny 'Ed Edd N Eddy' Quotes

Here's a list of some quotes from your favorite cartoon network show, that is big on humor.

4. “Cartoon Network logo on a television stinky winky!”

- Eddy.

5. “Can we visit the planet of bacon men and have the marrow sucked from our bones?”

- Ed.

6. “I dispense with you, disgusting detergent of the deep!”

- Ed.

7. "Ed: In the void of space, Zorba the Two-Headed Mutant...

Jimmy: Silly little Jilly frolicked through the daisies...

Ed: Spewing slime from its tentacles!

Jimmy: 'I'm so silly', said Jilly...

Ed: ...As Zorba sucked his brain!

Jimmy: I wish I were a potato, so that a prince would like me!

Ed: He gagged on its bones!"

- 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'.

Rolf Quotes From 'Ed Edd N Eddy'

Rolf is one of the funniest characters on the show. It is therefore no surprise that his quotes are some of the funniest quotes around. Here's a list of Rolf quotes that will get you up and laughing.

8. “The stench of immortal doom still thickens the air, yes? Or perhaps it is Wilfred’s cabbage evacuations? Hard to tell.”

- Rolf.

9. “If we do not find dry land soon, I will have to feast upon your succulent… noggin…”

- Rolf.

10. "I cannot hear you, I am invisible! Goodbye, I have gone to the market!"

- Rolf.

11. "Those Ed-Boys are crazy like chickens. Except they lay no eggs! Ah, candied beets to calm my nerves."

- Rolf.

More Popular Quotes from 'Ed Edd N Eddy'

Here's a list of some more popular quotes including Jimmy and Nazz quotes.

13. "That dirty toucher took my dolly Poo-Poo!"

- Sarah.

14. "Nazz: Wow, Eddy, cool car!

Kevin: Hey dork! Whose car is it, you twerp?!"

- 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'.

15. "What have you done, Plank is a mindless zombie!"

- Jonny.

16. “My nose, it's flat! And somebody wrote on it!”

- Ed.

17. "See, Plank? I told you bunnies would take over the world, and the have! Luckily we prepared for this day, huh, pal?"

- Jonny.

18. "Edd: Well, that was close."

Nazz: Hi Ed, Edd and Eddy. You boys look cool. Mind if I join you?"

- 'Ed, Edd n Eddy'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Ed, Edd n Eddy' quotes then why not take a look at ['Bob's Burger' quotes], or Homer Simpson quotes

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Written by Rajnandini Roychoudhury

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

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Rajnandini RoychoudhuryBachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature. 

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