60+ Best Funny Star Wars Quotes From The Franchise
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'Star Wars' is legendary, iconic movie and is known for its unique plot and various characters which leave a mark on the viewer’s heart.
The movie has so many elements that make you fall in love with it. Every movie from the franchise has its own significance and uniqueness.
The connection between each movie makes the viewers want to watch it from the beginning. Moreover, the visuals and cinematography of the movies make it a real experience. In particular, the quotes and sayings by Yoda make it very hard to not fall in love with the movie and the characters.
The most famous line in Star Wars is "May the Force be with you". The dialogue is well written and can be quoted as a standalone.
The acting by Harrison Ford, Ian Mcdiarmid, and Carrie Fisher, the direction by George Lucas, all make the movie stand out, as does Natalie Portman as Padme, whose last words urge Obi-Wan to remember that Anakin still has good within him.
The philosophical and comic nature of these dialogues add a spark and transition to the plot and the characters, like Yoda and his famous line, "let go of all the fears". Here are the most iconic 'Star Wars' quotes from the franchise.
If you like this article, go on to read our 'Star Wars' prequel quotes and inspirational 'Star Wars' quotes.
Funny Quotes From 'Star Wars'
'Star Wars' definitely has its own unique humor, with perfect comic timings. There are funny 'Star Wars' movie quotes that are enjoyed by fans all over the world. Read on for the most funny 'Star Wars' quotes, along with some hilarious 'Star Wars' quotes which will make you want to go conquer the galaxy.
1. “How you get so big eating food of this kind?”
– Yoda, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
2. “Who’s scruffy looking?”
– Han, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
3. “Don't get mushy on me.”
– Han Solo, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
4. “Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.”
– Han, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
5. “You stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.”
– Princess Leia, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
6. “You think a Princess and a guy like me, could....?.”
– Han, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
7. “He's the brains, sweetheart!”
– Han, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
8. “Boring conversation anyway.”
– Han, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
9. “Laugh it up, Fuzzball.”
– Han, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
10. “Looking? Found someone, I would say. Hm?”
– Yoda, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
11. “Stupid little astro droid.”
– R2, 'Revenge of the Sith'.
12. “The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.”
– Vader, 'Return of the Jedi'.
13. “Power! Unlimited power!”
– Darth Sidious
14. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!”
– Leia, 'A New Hope'.
15. “Shutting up, sir,”
– C-3PO, 'A New Hope'.
16. “Listen to them! They're dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault! My poor master!”
– C-3PO, 'A New Hope'.
17. “Boring conversation anyway…”
– Han, 'A New Hope'.
18. “I got a bad feeling about this.”
– Han Solo, 'A New Hope'.
19. “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
– Darth Vader, 'A New Hope'.
20. “There’s always a bigger fish.”
– Qui-Gon Jinn, 'Phantom Menace'
Iconic 'Star Wars' Quotes
Every 'Star Wars' fan will have a favorite funny 'Stars Wars' quote or saying from the movie. Here are the most iconic and funny Hans Solo quotes, along with funny princess Leia quotes. These quotes will revive the 'Star Wars' feeling and compel you to go watch 'Stars Wars' one more time.
21. “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
– Qui-Gon Jinn, 'Phantom Menace'.
22. “Well, if droids could think, there’d be none of us here, would there?”
– Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Attack Of The Clones'.
23. “The garbage’ll do!”
– Rey, 'The Force Awakens'.
24. “It’s not my fault.”
– Han Solo, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
25. “Your focus determines your reality.”
– Qui-Gon Jinn, 'The Phantom Menace'.
26. “Lando Calrissian: What are you doing here?
Han Solo: Ah, repairs. I was hoping you could help me out.
Lando Calrissian: What have you done to my ship?
Han Solo : Your ship? Hey, remember you lost her to me, fair and square.”
– 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
27. “Fear is the path to the dark side.”
– Yoda, 'The Phantom Menace'.
28. “In my experience there is no such thing as luck.”
– Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'A New Hope'.
29. “So this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause.”
– Padmé Amidala, 'Revenge of Sith'.
30. “I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.”
– Luke Skywalker, 'Return of the Jedi'.
31. “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.”
– Leia Organa, 'A New Hope'.
32. “Oh, my dear friend. How I’ve missed you.”
– C-3PO, 'The Force Awakens'.
33. “Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?”
– Yoda, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
34. “You are the Chosen One. You have brought balance to this world. Stay on this path, and you will do it again for the galaxy. But beware your heart.”
– The Father, 'The Clone Wars'.
35. “To die for one’s people is a great sacrifice. To live for one’s people, an even greater sacrifice. I choose to live for my people.”
– Riyo Chuchi, 'The Clone Wars'.
36. “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
– Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'A New Hope'.
37. “When gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. The Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned.”
– Yoda, 'Return Of The Jedi.'
38. “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.”
– George Lucas.
39. “It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. I’ve outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian ships, now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.”
– Han Solo, 'A New Hope'.
40. “Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.”
– Darth Vader, 'The Empire Strikes Back'.
Famous Star Wars Quotes
It has almost been 45 years since ‘Star Wars’ was first brought to us and made its way into everyone’s hearts, so here is the collection of famous quotes from 'Star Wars' that will take you back to the magical world. Read on to enjoy funny Poe and Finn quotes along with more of the best 'Star Wars' quotes.
41. “Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.”
– Yoda, 'Revenge of the Sith'.
42. “I have taught you everything I know. And you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.”
– Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Revenge of the Sith'.
43. “The Force is strong with this one.”
– Darth Vader, 'A New Hope'.
44. “Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?”
– Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Attack Of The Clones'.
45. “Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy.”
– Han Solo, 'A New Hope'.
46. “Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.”
– Yoda, 'The Phantom Menace'.
47. “In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.”
– Yoda, 'Revenge Of The Sith'.
48. “When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.”
– Yoda, 'Return Of The Jedi'.
49. “I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.”
– Darth Vader, 'A New Hope'.
50. “Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”
– Darth Vader, 'A New Hope'.
51. “You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.”
– Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Revenge Of The Sith'.
52. “You can’t stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting.”
– Shmi Skywalker, 'The Phantom Menace'.
53. “What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a Dark Lord of the Sith?”
– Count Dooku, 'Attack Of The Clones'.
54. “Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi’s life. So you might say, that we are encouraged to love.”
– Anakin Skywalker, 'Attack Of The Clones'.
55. “Someday you’re gonna be wrong. I just hope I’m there to see it.”
– Princess Leia, 'Attack Of The Clones'.
56. “The force is not a power you have. It’s not about lifting rocks. It’s the energy between all things, a tension, a balance, that binds the universe together.”
– Luke Skywalker, 'A New Hope'.
57. “Darth Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off.
Luke Skywalker: But you'll die!
Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.
Anakin Skywalker: [weakly] Now, go my son. Leave me.
Luke Skywalker: No, you're coming with me. I won't leave you here. I've got to save you!
Anakin Skywalker: [smiles] You already have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me... Tell your sister...you were right...[falls silent as he dies]
Luke Skywalker: Father. I won't leave you.”
– 'The Return Of The Jedi'.
58. “The belonging you seek is not behind you…it is ahead..”
– Mal Kanata, 'The Force Awakens'.
59. “This is a new day, a new beginning.”
– Ahsoka Tano, 'A New Hope'.
60. “Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.”
– Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'A New Hope'.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for funny 'Stars Wars' quotes, then why not take a look at Hans Solo quotes, or 'Star Wars' love quotes.
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