31 Star Wars Jokes That Are Light Years Ahead

Sarah Nyamekye
Dec 12, 2023 By Sarah Nyamekye
Originally Published on Jun 17, 2020
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If you have a Star Wars fan in your house then you’ve come to the right place!

We’re sharing 31 super Star Wars Jokes that are so good even Darth Vader would find them funny!

Let the force be with you!

General Star Wars Jokes

1) Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side!

2) Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!

3) Where did Luke Skywalker buy his new arm? At the second hand store!

4) Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under 3 years old? He’s a choking hazard!

5) What do you call a Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookie!

6) What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda!

7) Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? The Darth Mall!

8) What did the Jedi say to the sheep? May the force be with ewe!

9) Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are at a Chinese restaurant eating dinner and Luke can’t figure out how to use the chopsticks. Finally, Obi-Wan says, “use the forks Luke!”.

10) How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for his birthday? Because he feels the presence!

11) What do you call two Han Solos singing together? Han Duet!

12) Why should you never tell jokes on the Melenium Falcon? Because it might crack up!

13) What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker when he went for his check up? May the floss be with you!

14) What did Obi Wan Kenobi do when he needed money? He took out a bank clone!

15) What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant? An ele-vader!

16) Why is Luke Skywalker always invited to a picnic? Because he always has the forks with him!

17) Which restaurant does Jabba like to go to for dinner? He loves Pizza Hutt!

18) Why does Princess Leia wear her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t hang So-low!

19) What do you call food made my baby Wookiees? It’s good but it’s a little chewy!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock the kids over with these seriously funny Star Wars knock knock jokes!

20) Knock, knock

Who’s there


Yoda who?

Yoda coolest!

21) Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Vader Who?

Vader minute while i tell a joke!

22) Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Ren who?

Ren is dinner ready I’m starving?!

23)Knock, knock

Who's there?


Luke who?

Luke out! Here comes another knock, knock joke!

24) Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Obi-Wan who?

You’re the Obi-Wan for me!

25) Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Yoda who?

Yoda leh eee hoooo!

26) Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Watto who?

Watto you wanto from a me?

Yoda Jokes

These Yoda jokes will have the kids Yoda-ling!

27) Why didn’t Yoda have body odour? Because he used de-Yoda-rant!

28) Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he is always short!

29) Why did Yoda cross the road? Because the chickens forced him to!

30) What does Yoda say when someone says something that he already knows? “NO-DUH!”

31) Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has green fingers!

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Written by Sarah Nyamekye

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Sarah Nyamekye

An avid explorer of the great outdoors and an enthusiast of creative hobbies, Sarah is a resident of Surrey who enjoys spending her free time discovering new places with her two young daughters. With a degree in her arsenal, she maintains her physical fitness by engaging in activities such as baking, crafting, gardening, and exercise. Her well-rounded personality, diverse interests, and adventurous nature make her an excellent addition to any team.

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