20 Best Linda Belcher Quotes For Every Bob's Burger Fan
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Linda Belcher is the co-owner of the restaurant 'Bob’s Burgers'.
She married Sterling Archer, who believes he is Bob Belcher when Archer has retrograde amnesia. The character of Linda Belcher is a happy-go-lucky person.
She is the devoted wife of Bob Belcher and mother to Tina, Gene, and Louise. John Roberts is the voice actor.
She is the favorite wine-drinking mom that everyone loves, she dotes on her kids and has a prominent role to play in the sitcom. Linda Belcher is an extremely famous on-screen mom and one of the funniest in the history of American television.
She manages to get her message through but in ways that often border on insulting albeit in a funny manner. She is always looking for support from her family but is by no means a walk-over who is seeking approval.
'Bob's Burgers' is an extremely popular animated series that has been created for the Fox Broadcasting Company by Loren Bouchard. The story of the series revolves around the Belcher family and their hamburger restaurant 'Bob s Burgers'. Recently in 2022, a movie based on the series has been released that revolves around an unsolved mystery.
Famous Linda Belcher Quotes
Linda is a delightful woman who knows who she is and what she wants, both excellent qualities. Most of Linda Belcher’s best one-liners come from her interactions with her family. Let’s take a look at the best Linda Belcher love quotes and other 'Bob's Burgers' quotes from the popular series and movie.
1. "Rich people run funny. Must be all the money in their pockets. Or their big, rich, golden wieners. Eh, it’s probably their wieners."- Season Four, Episode 18, 'Ambergris'
2. "I was going to punch you, but I’m holding wine."- Season Four, Episode Three, 'Seaplane!'
3. "Tammy can go sit in syrup. Let the bees get her."- Season Two, Episode Eight, 'Bad Tina'
4. "Well, that's the first time an exterminator said he's gonna pray for us."
5. "Happy, Hopeful. Kissy lips."
Funniest Linda Quotes From Bob's Burger
Linda is well aware of what she wants from her boys or husband but does not want others to show her what to do. There have been many funny moms on the small screen but none has been more memorable and loved than Linda Belcher, who emerged as a major star of the show.
Here are some of the best 'Bob's Burgers' Linda quotes for you to enjoy.
6. "No matter what I say, stop me when I've had sixteen.'-Season Three, Episode 21, 'Boyz 4 Now'."
7. "No boys, no parties, no summoning spirits."- Season Three, Episode 14, 'Lindapendent Woman'.
8. "Don’t you tell me not to have a crap attack! I’ll have a crap attack any time I want!"- Season Two, Episode Eight, 'Bad Tina'
9. "When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw me in Tom Selleck's face." - Season One, Episode 10, 'Burger Wars'.
10. "I’ve only had half of four bottles of wine.'- Season Three, Episode Five, 'An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal."
11. "Bob, Gene, look at yourselves; you’re father and son! You’re supposed to love each other, not kill each other; this isn’t the Bible!"- Season Two, Episode Nine, Beefsquatch'.
12. "Two people, together forever. Security in life! And someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone, such a lonely existence. I’d kill myself!"- 'Two People'.
13. "I've only had half of four bottles of wine."
14. "I’m the marketing department. I took Gene’s burger suit, le out the crotch a little bit, and bam!"
15. "Your sidewalk's getting worse."
Great Quotes From Linda Belcher
As the character of Linda Belcher is showcased as a supportive and loving mother, most of her quotes are, in essence, advice to her kids. Most of her quotes have left the audience in splits with impeccable timing. Here are some of the most amazing quotes from Linda Belcher in 'Bob's Burgers'.
16. "The best people know their limitations."- Season Four, Episode 5, 'Turkey In A Can'.
17. "I kinda close my eyes and an image appears in my brain." Season Four, Episode 16, 'I Get Psy-Chic Out Of You'.
18. "People are always more fun when they’re drunk!"- Season 2, Episode 8, 'Bad Tina'.
19. "Solving a murder is no reason to skip school!"
20. "Gene, I Hope We Did Good On That Math Homework Because I Was Really Winging It."
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