Funny Sans Undertale Quotes
1. "It's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL."
2. "The memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. Someone who, in another time, might have even been... a friend?"
3. "Welp. Sorry, old lady, this is why I never make promises."
4. "Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the time-space continuum. Timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting...Until suddenly, everything ends."
5. "All this fighting is really tiring me out. And if you keep pushing me. .
. Then I'll be forced to use my special attack. Yeah, my special attack sound familiar? Well, get ready, cause after the next move, I am going to use it. So, if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die."
Sans Genocide Quotes
11. "If we're really friends... you won't come back. Welp, it was worth a shot. guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? Sounds strange, but before all this, I was secretly hoping we could be friends."
12. "Huh. always wondered why people never use their special attack first."
13. "Huff. . . Puff. . . All right. That's it. It's time for my special attack. Are you ready? Here goes nothing. Yep. That's right. It's literally nothing."
14. "You'll get bored here. If you haven't gotten bored already, I mean. And then you'll finally quit. I know your type."
15. "You're just gonna kill me. So, uh. I've decided. . . It's not going to BE your turn, ever. I'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up."
16. "We are officially screwed every which way from Sunday with whipped cream and a Sans-shaped cherry on top, aren't we?"
17. "No matter what, you'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil...but just because you think you can. And because you can...you have to."
18. "Do you wanna have a bad time? Because if you take one more step forward...you are REALLY not going to like what happens next."
19. "You have something called 'determination.' so as long as you hold on... so as long as you do what's in your heart... I believe you can do the right thing."
20. "I asked her what was up, then she told me something strange. 'If a human ever comes through this door...could you please, please promise something?
Watch over them and protect them, will you not?' Now I hate making promises, and this woman I don't even know her name. But someone who sincerely likes bad jokes has an integrity you can't say 'no' to."
21. “I understand acting in self-defense. You were thrown into those situations against your will. But... sometimes... you act like you know what's gonna happen.”
22. “Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first. What? You think i'm just gonna stand there and take it?”
23. “I get the feeling you aren't gonna learn anything from this. Well, guess I gotta judge you then.”
24. “I know you didn't answer me before, but. . .somewhere in there, I can feel it. There's a glimmer of a good person inside of you. The memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing.”
24. “Some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. But that's ridiculous, right?”
25. “It's time to begin your judgment. Look inside yourself. Have you really done the right thing?”
26. “Now. you're about to face the greatest challenge of your entire journey. your actions here... will determine the fate of the entire world.”
27. “Truthfully, it doesn't really matter what you said. All that's important is that you were honest with yourself. What happens now...we leave up to you”
28. “I bet you're wondering why I'm not the ruler, eh. I'm not cut out for something like that. I like to take it easy, you know? ”
29. “This is what happens when people like me take it easy. Hey, at least things are less crowded 'cause of all the people you killed. I hope that was a good experience for you, just kidding, I don't really hope that, go to hell.”
30. “Things have gotten pretty bad here. Everyone considered a leader disappeared overnight, it's gotten so quiet. There's a bad feeling hanging over everyone, like everyone's just going to die here, trapped in the dark”
31. “In my personal opinion... the most 'determined' thing you can do here? Is to, uh, completely give up and... (yawn) do literally anything else.”
32. “You never gained any LOVE. 'Course, that doesn't mean you're completely innocent or naive, just that you kept a certain tenderness in your heart. No matter the struggles or hardships you faced... you strived to do the right thing, you refused to hurt anyone.”
33. “Huh? you still haven't beaten this guy yet? Come on, this weirdo's got nothin' on you.”
34. “So, uh, hey...if we're not giving up down here, don't give up wherever you are, ok? Who knows how long it'll take. But we will get out of here. That's a promise. ”
35. “You will be judged, judged for your every action, you will be judged for every EXP you've earned. EXP stands for 'execution points'. A way of quantifying the pain you have inflicted on others.”
36. “Please, if you're listening... Let's forget all this, ok? Just lay down your weapon, and ... well, my job will be easier.”
37. "Even when you ran away, you did it with a smile."
38. “Take it from me, kid. Someday. . .You gotta learn when to QUIT. And that day's TODAY”
39. “You ever hear of a talking flower?”
40. “I know your type. You're, uh, very determined, aren't you? You'll never give up, even if there's, uh... absolutely no benefit to persevering whatsoever.”
41. “I know I can't beat you. I'm just gonna keep having my turn until you give up. Even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. Capiche?”
42. “All I know is. . . Seeing what comes next. . .I can't afford not to care anymore."
43. “So, I've got a question for ya. Do you think even the worst person can change...? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?”
44. “You can't understand how this feels. Knowing that one day, without any warning... It's all going to be reset.”
45. “Take care of yourself, kid. Cause someone really cares about you.”
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