35 Best Squirrel Quotes For All Animal Lovers
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Almost everyone loves squirrels, they are cute and small and can be found in open places everywhere.
As little as the squirrels are, there is no dearth of characters based on them in cartoon shows. These little furry creatures have made their way into so many hearts with their sweet nibbling actions.
Do you all this love for squirrels but not being able to express it? These squirrels quotes will provide you with a perfect solution.
For more nature quotes, check out spider quotes and animal lover quotes.
Rocky The Flying Squirrel Quotes
If you like squirrels a little too much, there could be a chance it came from, 'The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show'. The adorable character of Rocky, the flying squirrel, and Bullwinkle, the moose, have the funniest things to say. So here are moose and squirrel quotes.
1. "Rocky: Hey Bullwinkle, we're in real trouble now!
Bullwinkle: Oh good, Rocky! I hate that artificial kind!"
- 'The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show'.
2. "Rocky: (recognizing Boris's voice) That voice. Where have I heard that voice before?
Bullwinkle: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either."
- 'The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show'.
3. "Rocky: Well, they don't call him Wrongway Peachfuzz for nothing!
Bullwinkle: You mean they gotta pay?"
- 'The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show'.
4. "Rocky: Look, Bullwinkle! All the wonderful people out there can see us again!
Bullwinkle: But how?
Rocky: Flickr!
Bullwinkle: Flick her? But I don't even know her!"
- 'The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show'.
5. "Rocky: Do you know what an A-bomb is?
Bullwinkle: Certainly. A bomb is what some people call our show."
- 'The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show'.
Foamy The Squirrel Quotes
Foamy, the squirrel from the comic, 'Neurotically Yours', had a great impact on the people by shedding light on the injustice of the society. From it, we get some famous squirrels quotes that opened up some topics for discussion. Check out these squirrels quotes.
6. "Do something with your life, find a hobby, you know?"
- 'Neurotically Yours'.
7. "There are certain types of people [...] who come up to you and ask you for advice, and then when you give them advice, they don't take the advice, they just come back to you a week later and they're like, 'I can't believe how everything turned out so wrong.'"
- 'Neurotically Yours'.
8. "Feel the wrath of my nuts."
- 'Neurotically Yours'.
9. "The other type of person I particularly hate are those insignificant peons who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship. You know what? It's pathetic, it's weak-minded, and you show no inner strength whatsoever."
- 'Neurotically Yours'.
10. “Someone should stab you in the eyes with a really hot French fry.”
- 'Neurotically Yours'.
Squirrel Quotes From The Entertainment Industry
Squirrels have not been left behind by the entertainment industry and have been liked as many characters. You may like these squirrels quotes from movies and TV shows. These squirrels quotes are pretty funny!
11. "I suppose it was some of that squirrels wisdom that kept coming to him as he grew older."
—Little Mitchell, 'The Story of a Mountain'.
12. "Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!"
–Dug, 'Up'.
13. "You cursed squirrels! Look what you've done. I'm flushing! I'm flushing! Oh, what a world, what a world. Who'd have thought good little squirrels like you could have destroyed my beautiful clagginess."
-The Great Mighty Poo, 'Conker Series'.
14. "What do trees have to talk about, except the consistency of squirrels droppings!?!"
—'The Nostalgia Critic'.
Cute And Funny Squirrel Quotes
Squirrels are quite fascinating and some famous people seem to like them too! Here are some of their great squirrels quotes.
15. "This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, God! Don't touch me—oh, God!"
-John Green.
16. "It’s like a cliché, but true, that writing is intensely solitary and at times really lonely. I sit in one room and talk to squirrels and blue jays all day. "
-Douglas Coupland.
17. “The squirrels, leaping joyfully from branch to branch: not a single one doubts its existence.”
― Marty Rubin.
18. "Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble."
-Zadie Smith.
19. "We all have this deep-rooted fascination with the wild. It's as simple as feeding squirrels and pigeons on a park bench for some people."
-Nick Jans.
20. "I have great instincts, like the instincts of squirrels. You know, like when you're driving and a squirrel stops in the middle of the road. "
-Simon Helberg.
21. "The squirrels hoard nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson.
22. “Sitting under a tree in a park in the summer, listening to birds and squirrels chirping while reading a good book is priceless.”
― Charmaine J. Forde.
23. "A fine lady is like squirrels-headed thing, with small airs and small notions; about as applicable to the business of life as a pair of tweezers to the clearing of a forest."
-George Eliot.
24. "People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy."
-Demetri Martin.
25. “Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrels he had first met on the blasted pine.”
― Jack London.
26. "You can't keep squirrels on the ground."
-Mary Lasswell.
27. "The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision."
-John C Maxwell.
28. "Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness like a squirrel for example - I mean without looking for something beyond and above living, I mean living must be your whole occupation."
-Nazim Hikmet.
29. "It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect."
-Dylan Moran.
30. "I like the outdoors and looking at snakes, squirrels, bugs - just going through the woods and being part of it."
- Boo Weekley.
31. "Nothing is more important than saving ... the lions, tigers, giraffes, elephants, froggies, turtles, apes, raccoons, beetles, ants, sharks, bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans."
-James Lee.
32. "I'm happy to feed the squirrels - tree rats with the agility of point guards - but in fair weather, they frighten my finches. They leap from snowbank to porch to feeder and stuff their cheek pouches with chickadee feed."
-Donald Hall.
33. "A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!"
-Sarah Jessica Parker.
34. "I'm not really out in the world all that much. I mean, I live with no phone signal, in the hills surrounded by trees, and I have, like, a mom and two baby deer that come by all the time, and my dogs and the squirrels are in a full-on feud every morning. "
-Brie Larson.
35. "There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb."
-George W. Bush.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Squirrels quotes then why not take a look at animal rights quotes, or tiger quotes.
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