101+ Hysterical Wildlife Jokes That Will Crack You Up

Moumita Dutta
Jun 15, 2023 By Moumita Dutta
Originally Published on Apr 24, 2023
Fact-checked by Shadiya Ahammad
Cute polar bear.

Just like animals are extremely interesting, they have the ability to crack you up in seconds!

Have you ever come across a moorrific cow joke? Well, those are udderly hilarious!

Or a pawrrific dog joke? Imagine a pack of dogs walking into a room.

The cute snob and the fluffy pooch will surely have you burst into laughter. Cats chasing their shadows and dogs waking up to their farts are some of the most common activities that we come across every day.

Kids love animals and the entire scenario just gets better when you crack a joke or two to them about animals. These animal jokes can be as hilarious and mind-blowing as they can be informative.

Animals in cartoons such as Frozen and Moana are adorable and have never failed to steal the show with their cute antics. Have your kids roll over fool laughter with these jokes about animals and birds!

Funny Animal Jokes

Cheetah sitting on branch of a tree.

This section of the article is a compilation of the funniest animal jokes that you will ever come across. Read on to find more.

  • Which giraffes have 8 legs? The twins.
  • Why did nobody invite the giraffe to the event? Because he is such a pain in the neck.
  • Why has the giraffe come late for the party? Because it was stuck in giraffic jam!
  • Do you know what is the favorite dessert of a hippo? It is Hippo-mousse.
  • How did the hippo do whatever you wanted? Because it was hipponotized.
  • Which is the favorite public transport of a hippo? It is the hippopotabus.
  • What was the hippo given when it was sick? Plenty of room.
  • What is a muscular hippo known as? A hippopotamuscles.
  • What is a band of hippos known as? A hippopotamus-ic.
  • What is a hippo suffering from chicken pox known as? A hippospottymus.
  • How does a hippo wish you on your birth? Hippo birthday to you!
  • Who is Lilly? A girl with a frog sitting on her head.
  • Which dock do mice park the ship? Well, it's the 'hickory dickory dock'.
  • How did Noah spot the animals at night? With flood lighting.
  • Where do fishes rest? On the water bed.
  • Why was the mariner blushing after his dive? Because he saw the bottom of the ocean.
  • Which movies do pandas find fascinating? The old black and white movies.
  • Which animal is black and white and blue? A depressed zebra.
  • Which movie do cats love to watch? The movie titled 'Sound of Mew-sic'.
  • How do you refer to an eye-less fish? FSH!
  • Why do cows have to cross roads? Because they have to go to the udder side.
  • Why do mice love to take showers? So they can feel 'squeaky clean'.
  • Where can you find dogs barking? At a barking lot.
  • What is a karate pig known as? A Prokchop!
  • How do you refer to a cow who's stuck in a storm? A milkshake.
  • How do you refer to a monkey who is exploding? A baboom.
  • What do you call a seagull who is flying above the bay? A bagel!
  • What happens to a frog's broken car? It gets 'toad' away.
  • What does the duck say after buying lipstick? It says, "Put it on my bill".
  • What happened to the grape after getting stepped on by the elephant? It just gave me a little wine.
  • What happened after the leopard took a bath? It became spotless.
  • Which animal would win a spelling test? The bee.
  • Why are elephants bad swimmers? Because they fail to keep their trunks up.

Witty Animal Jokes

Not only are animal jokes funny but, they can also be witty. Here goes a list of jokes that will bombard you with fun information.

  • How is a platypus different from a wildlife biologist? The platypus must not be courted as it injects painful venom into humans.
  • Why is painting wildlife not enjoyable? Because rabbits leave hair on the paint rollers.
  • Why do I love my GPS? Because it can point out potential wildlife threats like 'bear left'!
  • Can you name the Canadian political wildlife? It is Moose-olini.
  • How huge is wildlife at construction sites? Well, you can imagine by the size of those cranes that it is quite massive.
  • Where do you find gossip about the African wildlife? On a safari.
  • What should be done if a dog chews a book? All the words must be taken out of his mouth.
  • How is a curly-haired dog bid goodbye? By saying 'Poodle-oo'.
  • What does a dog sitting on sandpaper say? "Ruff!"
  • How does a dog try to make both ends meet? By chasing his tail.
  • What is a cow called that eats grass? A lawn moo-er.
  • How does one identify a watch dog? When the dog goes like bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock!
  • What is an alligator that steals known as? A crookodile.
  • Where does a sheep go on vacation? The baaaaaa-hamas.
  • How did the owner count his cows? With the help of a cowculator.
  • Why can leopards not play hide and seek? Because it is always spotted.
  • Where do orcas play music? At an Orca-stra.
  • Why was Sean Connery fired from the wildlife conservatory? Because he felt the need to shave all the animals.
  • What does an arctic wildlife photographer suffer from? Polaroids.
  • What do fishes in a crisis do? They Sea-Kelp.
  • What do you call a chicken coop that has four doors? A chicken sedan!
  • What is the new California department of Fish and Wildlife and Highway Patrol known as? The Department of Fish and Chips.
  • What is the giraffe and elephant jam called? A Wildlife Preserve.
  • What is a sleeping bull known as? A bull-dozer.
  • What did the judge scream when the bear entered the court? "Odor in the court!"
  • How many cats are left in a boat after one out of ten jumps off? None, because all of them were copycats.
  • Do you know why cows love jokes? Because they are a-moosed by them.
  • Name a part of the chicken that is musical? The drumstick.
  • Which ants are larger than elephants? Gi-ants!
  • What happens when you cross a cow and a chicken? A roost beef.
  • Why did the owner of a Dalmatian have to go for an eye check-up? Because he only saw spots.
  • How did the waiter greet the dog after serving him food? He said, "Bone appetit".
  • Which transport do bees use to go to school? The school buzz.

Wildlife Question And Answer Jokes

Want to dive into some of the best questions and answer jokes about animals? Read on to pull off a fun session with your friends and have them roll on the floor in laughter.

  • Why do snakes have to cross roads? To get to the other ssssside!
  • Do you know why fish are so smart? Because they stay in schools.
  • How do lions greet other animals in the zoo? They say "Pleased to eat you".
  • What happened to the lion who ate the comedian? He felt funny.
  • Which fish live in the sky? A starfish.
  • Why is it easy to weigh a fish? Because it contains its own scales.
  • What happens when a sheep is crossbred with a porcupine? The animal starts knitting its own sweater.
  • Why isn't the Pterodactyl make any sound in the bathroom? Because its "P" is silent.
  • What happens when an egg is laid by the chicken in the barn? An eggroll!
  • What happens when a snake is crossbred with a pie? A pie-thon.
  • How did the buffalo bid his son goodbye? he said "bison".
  • What do you get when 500 hares are let loose on the street? A road full of hair!
  • What sound is made by porcupines while kissing? Ouch!!
  • What should be fed to a dog who has a fever? Mustard, because it goes best with a hot dog.
  • What is the best way to communicate with a spider? Through the World Wide Web.
  • What kind of milk does a pampered cow give? Spoiled milk.
  • How can you differentiate a fish from a piano? Well, it is difficult to tuna fish.
  • Which animal went to space first? The cow that was seen jumping over the moon.
  • How do you refer to a grizzly bear getting drenched in rain? It is called a drizzly bear.
  • Which soda is loved by frogs? Croak-a-cola.
  • What do you get when an alligator wears a vest? You get an investigator.
  • How do you refer to a monkey who is angry? Furious George.
  • What do you find between a jellyfish? A jelly-button.
  • How would you refer to grizzly bears with earmuffs on? Anything that you might find suitable because they cannot hear you.
  • Which is the favorite color of all cats? It is purr-ple.
  • What surprised the duck at the construction site? The sight of people laying bricks.
  • What is eaten by the frog with its hamburger? French Flies.
  • What happened when the hot dog removed its sweater? It became a chili dog.
  • How do you refer to an intelligent duck? A wise quacker.
  • How do you refer to a lost wolf? A where-wolf.
  • Where can we get hard ducks? In hard-boiled eggs.
  • How do you refer to a detective dog? Sherlock Bones.
  • Which animals do you find on legal documents? The seals.

Cute Animal Jokes

What about some cute animal jokes that will melt your heart? Without further adieu, let us dive into a pool of short and cute animal jokes suitable for all ages.

  • Which is the TV show that ducks love watching? Duck-umentaries.
  • Do you know why the foal was taken for a doctor's check-up? Because he was feeling a little horse.
  • What do geese get after they hurt themselves? They get goose-bumps.
  • Which animal wins if they come second? The mouse because the early bird gets the worm but the mouse that comes second always gets the cheese.
  • What happened when two silk worms were fighting? The fight ended in a tie.
  • Name the kind of bees that feed on humans? Zombees.
  • Which is the favorite vacation spot for cows? Moo Zealand.
  • What steps must be taken when you are being chased by a tiger? Big ones.
  • What conversation did the two fleas have after the movie? They said, "Should we return home or land on a dog?"
  • What do you call a cow that does not give milk? An udder failure.
  • Why do you think teddy bears never feel hungry? Because they are always stuffed.
  • Why are fish only found in saltwater? Because they cannot stop sneezing when it comes to pepper.
  • Which button does a dog press to stop the music? The paws button.
  • What attracts the cows to New York? The moosicals.
  • How do you refer to a buffalo borrowing money from the bank? A buff-a-loan.
  • Which is the favorite subject of snakes? Hisss-tory.
  • Which animal turns black, red, and white altogether? A sunburnt penguin.
  • Why do we find dogs wagging their tails? Because nobody else wags it for them.
  • How do you refer to a pig who is put in jail for rash driving? A road hog.
  • Which food do cheetahs love to hog over? The fast food.
  • How do you refer to a wolf with a bad mouth? A swearwolf.
  • What happened to the dog that swallowed a clock? It got ticks.
  • What happens when a duck has hiccups? It lays scrambled eggs.
  • Why do migrating birds fly in winter? Because they are too lazy to walk that far.
  • Name something that is as huge as an elephant but is weightless? The shadow of the elephant.
  • What happens when you crossbreed a cement mixer with a duck? You get a brick layer.
  • How do you refer to a cow that plays in a band? A moosician.
  • Why do the tigers always lose at card games? Because they are always playing with the cheetahs.
  • How do ducks like to have their soup? With some quackers.
  • Why was the wolf arrested at the butcher's show? Because it was chop-lifting.
  • What kind of people eat snails? The people who hate fast food.
  • Where in the world can you see polar bears voting? At the North Poll.
  • Why was the chicken afraid to go to the other side of the road? Because he saw a KFC there.

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Written by Moumita Dutta

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Journalism and Mass Communication, Postgraduate Diploma in Sports Management

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Moumita DuttaBachelor of Arts specializing in Journalism and Mass Communication, Postgraduate Diploma in Sports Management

A content writer and editor with a passion for sports, Moumita has honed her skills in producing compelling match reports and stories about sporting heroes. She holds a degree in Journalism and Mass Communication from the Indian Institute of Social Welfare and Business Management, Calcutta University, alongside a postgraduate diploma in Sports Management.

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Bachelor of Arts specializing in English Language and Literature, Master of Arts specializing in India and World Literature

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Shadiya AhammadBachelor of Arts specializing in English Language and Literature, Master of Arts specializing in India and World Literature

A skilled writer and content creator with a postgraduate degree in English literature from the University of Calicut, Shadiya has also completed a Master of Arts in World Literature from Widya Dharma University and studied English Language and Literature at the Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay. With her educational background and four years of experience in content writing, Shadiya has developed excellent research, communication, and writing skills, which she brings to her work every day. Her passion for language extends beyond her professional work, as she enjoys studying Arabic and Spanish in her free time.

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