No one can tell a narrative as well as Disney can when it comes to movies. Disney has given us some of the most unforgettable characters that have become a part of our everyday lives.
The characters woven throughout the plots are what give the movies their magical quality. The tales not only transport the audience on a fantastic trip but also leave us with at least one lesson that becomes ingrained in our identity.
Some of the Disney series or movie characters, old and new, have become our friends and guides who have given us refuge in times of difficulty. Some stories have made us laugh; some have inspired us to be better human beings.
The voice actors gave these cartoon characters different characteristics and almost humanized them. Here are some of the funniest characters in Disney and their funniest quotes for a sprinkle of laughter.
What Parents Should Know
Disney is a living example of what it means to dream and hope. All carry it with us, even as adults, and ultimately pass it on to our children.
Disney quotes will help you whether you are seeking motivational phrases or a funny one for a chuckle to help you through a challenging day.
In the world of Disney, joy and optimism are commonplace. Its cinematic one-liners are among the most effective methods to make you feel better.
What To Discuss With Kids
Every Disney movie has a lesson that may be applied to real-life situations, such as a reminder to be true to yourself, to love and support your family, or always to choose compassion.
Disney helps us by guiding us through our lives in some ways. For some, it may be a line from a character that comes to mind whenever they need guidance.
Disney has some funniest quotes that will lighten your mood when you need one.
Incredibly Funny Disney Quotes For All
1. "You know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me, I'm yours.'" - Megara, 'Hercules'
2. "Beast: I want to do something for her… but what?
Cogsworth: Well, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep…"
- 'Beauty And The Beast'
3. "Woody: You are a toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're – you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
4. "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" - Timon, 'The Lion King'
5. "Jessie: Buzz! We're your friends!
Buzz Lightyear: Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks."
- 'Toy Story 3'
6. "Aw, poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished, he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself 'King Itchy.'"- Yeti, 'Monsters Inc'
7. "Flynn/Eugene: I know what the big question is: did Rapunzel and I ever get married? Well, I'm pleased to tell you that after years and years of asking and asking and asking… I finally said yes.
Cinderella: Oh, I wasn't... I mean, I do, but-but don't you think my dress...
Fairy Godmother: Yes, it's lovely, dear, lov...
Fairy Godmother: Good Heavens, child! You can't go in that."
- 'Cinderella', 1950
53. "Liar! Try me again, and I promise you that you and I are gonna have a Middle Passage experience, a fight for survival, and I will win. Have I made myself clear? Clear?” - Iyanla Vanzant, ‘Girls Trip’
54. "Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish!" - Kevin McCallister, 'Home Alone'
53. "You're nervous? An 11-year-old is cutting my hair!" - Annie James, 'The Parent Trap'
54. "Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." - Bruce Wayne, 'Batman Begins'
55. "Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity." - Shrek, 'Shrek 2'
56. "Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!" - Lilo, 'Lilo And Stitch'
57. "I do not like the cone of shame." - Dug, 'UP'
58. "No icing people at my wedding!" - Fru Fru. 'Zootopia'
59. "I wish I could speak whale." - Dory, 'Finding Nemo'
More Hilarious Disney Quotes For Parents
60. "Boy! You're in a heap o' trouble!" - Sarge, 'Cars'
61. "Oh my pet… they're a disgrace to the forces of evil…" - Maleficent, 'Sleeping Beauty'
62. "And then I shove the crackers down his throat…" - Iago. 'Aladdin'
63. "Fly away Stanley! Be free!" - Fillmore, 'Cars'
64. "Pudge controls the weather." - Lilo, 'Lilo And Stitch'
65. "Barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly." - 'Beauty And The Beast'
66. "I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon." - Genie, 'Aladdin'
67. "Foot size doesn't matter." - Anna, 'Frozen'
68. "Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement." - 'Fixer Upper', 'Frozen'
69. "You married Elastigirl?... Oh! And got biz-zay!" - Syndrome, 'The Incredibles'
70. "You're just jealous because I'm pretty!" - Agent Pleakley. 'Lilo And Stitch'
71. "Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me…"- Mike, 'Monsters, Inc'
72. "Darling it's better down where it's wetter."- 'Under The Sea', 'The Little Mermaid'
73. "Hey, no one takes my wife's mouth except me." - Mr. Potato Head, 'Toy Story 3'
74. "I've never felt so good before. This empty place inside of me is filling up. I simply cannot get enough."- 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
75. "I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy." - Yao, 'Mulan'
76. "Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean." - Lightning McQueen, 'Cars'
77. "Go ahead, make a fool of yourself. Then, maybe you'll listen to your conscience." - Jiminy Cricket, 'Pinocchio'
78. "Then, I was like whoaaaa, then you were like whoaaa!" - Crush, 'Finding Nemo'
79. "It ain't nobody's fault you got dem big ears." - Timothy Q. Mouse, 'Dumbo'
80. "The garbage will do." - Rey, 'The Force Awakens'
81. "Well, that was unanimous--but I will look it up when we get home." - Olaf, 'Frozen'
82. "It's like a little baby unicorn." - Olaf, 'Frozen'
83. "Who's the funky-looking donkey over there?" - Olaf, 'Frozen'
84. "Pumbaa: "He's so cute and all alone. Can we keep him?"
Timon: Pumbaa, are you nuts? You're talking about a lion!"
Bachelor of Arts specializing in English and Drama, Master of Arts specializing in Performance: Design and Practice
Luca DemetriouBachelor of Arts specializing in English and Drama, Master of Arts specializing in Performance: Design and Practice
Experienced in writing and sub-editing, Luca holds a Bachelor's in English Literature and Drama from the University of Birmingham, where he served as the culture editor at Redbrick Paper. He is currently pursuing a Master's in Performance: Design and Practice at the University of the Arts in London, showcasing his passion for the arts, performance, and history. With a keen interest in traveling, Luca enjoys exploring new cultures and experiencing diverse perspectives.
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