45 Funny Super Troopers Quotes From The Teen Cop Movie

'Super Troopers' is an American comedy movie released in the year 2001.

The movie was directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. The movie starred the Broken Lizard Comedy Group.

The sequel of the movie, named ‘Super Troopers 2’ was released in the year 2018. 'Super Troopers 2' quotes are also hilarious. It is a teen cop movie. The movie is set in the fictional town of Spurbury, Vermont. While tormenting a group of men, Thorny and Rabbit encountered MacIntyre Womack, an attacker playing a prank on them. He was also their fellow officer. They are later chastised by their boss for a lack of arrests. They also find a woman who died from a drug overdose while investigating a Winnebago.

Later, Womack and Foster get locked inside a truck and were rescued by Rabbit and Ramathorn. The officers find some packages with stickers that have the same depiction of a monkey on them as the ones found on the tattoo of the dead woman. The movie takes a turn into a complete cop drama-comedy.

The other characters in the movie include Trooper MacIntyre "Mac" Womack, Trooper Carl Foster, Trooper Rodney "Rod" Farva, Police Chief Bruce Grady, Officer Ursula Hanson, Officer Jim Rando, Officer Jack Burton, Officer Samuel Smy. Read on for the cheeky and fun thorny quotes from the characters, such as a college boy, and great sayings such as "Mac: but our shenanigans are cheeky and fun." These quotes will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

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You may remember the iconic dialogue that included "the thing with Farva". Captain O Hagan’s role in the movie ‘Super Troopers’ is played by Brian Cox. Some of the quotes said by Captain O Hagan are listed below.

1. “Get some rubber gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. Beat it!”

- Captain O Hagan.

2. “The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?”

- Captain O Hagan.

3. “Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker?”

- Captain O Hagan.

4. “There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.”

- Captain O Hagan.

5. “If you were my son Mac, I’d have smothered you by now.”

- Captain O Hagan.

6. “I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles...?”

- Police Chief Grady.

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7. “No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [Into microphone] Don't spit in that cop's burger.”

- Dimpus Burger Guy.

8. “Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?”

- Mac.

9. “I'm sorry officer for the speeding violation, I'm so used to driving on the autobahn.”

- German Man.

10. “Well, you're going to have to be more specific.”

- Ursula.

11. “Desperation is a stinky cologne.”

- Police Chief Grady.

We have a list of the top quotes from ‘Super Troopers’ is given below. It includes quotes from Mac and Captain O Hagan.

12. “Mac: (Irish voice) Evil shenanigans!

Captain O Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, 'Shenanigans.'”

- 'Super Troopers'.

13. “Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy [stuff] on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?”

- Mac.

14. “And you're banned from Dimpus Burger!”

- Captain O Hagan.

15. “Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.”

- Mac.

A list of quotes said by the College Boys in the movie ‘Super Troopers’ is given below.

16. "But -- isn't the speed limit 65?"

- College Boy 1.

17. "Canada -- we were goin' to Canada for some French fries and gravy, sir."

- College Boy 1.

18. "I'm freakin' out, man."

- College Boy 3.

Foster’s role is played by Paul Soter in the movie ‘Super Troopers’. Some of the quotes said by Paul Soter or Foster are given below. Share these quotes with your friends and family to give them an idea about the movie.

19. “Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me...”

- Foster.

20. “Hey, I haven't shaved in two weeks! I swear!”

- Foster.

21. “Cat Game? What's the record?”

- Foster.

22. “Is there something funny here boy?”

- Foster.

23. “Then why you laughing, Mister...Larry Johnson?”

- Foster.

24. “Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?”

- Foster.

25. “Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?”

- Foster.

Lieutenant Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn’s role was played by Jay Chandrasekhar. He was a veteran of the Vermont State Police. Some of the quotes said by Thorny are given below.

26. “Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... [the rest of the car joins in, causing the kid in the back to freak out from the echoes] Littering and smoking...”

- Thorny.

27. “You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.”

- Thorny

28. “Mac, now I'm going to pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time.”

- Thorny.

29. “What? They can't lump us in with that...martian!”

- Thorny.

30. “What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.”

- Thorny.

Kevin Heffernan played Trooper Rodney "Rod" Farva’s role in ‘Super Troopers’. Farva was an ill-tempered and arrogant radio operator. Some of the quotes by Farva are given below.

31. “What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?”

- Farva.

32. “Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!”

- Farva.

33. “Well, this burger thing with Farva's really screwed our pooch.”

- Farva.

34. “Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.”

- Farva.

35. “It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.”

- Farva.

36. “It's powdered sugar.”

- Farva.

37. “Cap'n... you know I'm not a pro-union guy.”

- Farva.

Here are some popular quotes from ‘Super Troopers’. Like every college boy, you're definitely going to love these 'Super Troopers' funny quotes.

38. “I don’t know what that is.”

- Dimpus Burger Guy.

39. "And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic."

- Thorny.

40. "But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun."

- Mac.

41. “Your mother should've swallowed you, Rando!”

- Mac.

42. “Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.”

- Foster.

43. “I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorny!”

- Rabbit.

44. “Smothered me in gravy, you big dirty man.”

- Mac.

45. "We're all in the same boat, fellas."

-Captain O Hagan.

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