55 Goofy Quotes And Quotes From Goofy For Your Silliest Friends
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The comfort and luxury of being able to act silly and goofy with your near and dear ones is absolutely unmatched.
So prized is the sentiment, that it has also given rise to a much beloved and highly familiar animated character, Goofy. Growing up, Goofy from Disney was not only responsible for making our days fun but also taught us valuable lessons on love and friendship in the process.
Encouraged by your response to our 'Zootopia' quotes and [Dwight Schrute quotes], we decided to come up with this set of goofy quotes to brighten up your day.
Ranging from goofy friendship quotes and goofy relationship quotes, to goofy girl quotes and goofy love quotes, this compilation also features some of the best Goofy cartoon quotes and funny Disney quotes as well as a few 'A Goofy Movie' quotes.
Next time you want to send your friends a silly letter, you know where to get your quotes and ideas from!
Quotes From Goofy Himself
Few Disney characters are as popular as Goofy. From his amusing antics as a dad to his silly quotes, Goofy packed all the relevant content for a fun morning recipe. This compilation of quotes from Goofy from Disney contains some from the Disney shows as well as some 'A Goofy Movie' quotes as well.
1. "How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
2. "You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son."
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
3. "This isn't just my vacation. It's a vacation with me and my best buddy."
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
4. "Yeah, it's been great. You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. The harder I tried the worse it got. Once I eased up, things just clicked."
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
5. "You look just like I did at your age."
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
6. "You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but... he loves me."
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
7. "I saved the best for last. It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof, and now, it's yours, son."
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
8. "Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I'd never even been invited to a party. Look at me now!"
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
9. "All right, then. Guess I'll just have to go... all alone, that's all. Just sit in the boat... all alone. And talk to myself. All alone."
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
10. "Of course there's a Santy. Otherwise, we'd have a lot of jobless elves running around."
- Goofy, 'Mickey's Once Upon A Christmas'.
11. "Well, I guess ol' Santy's been at it so long, he figured out all the shortcuts."
- Goofy, 'Mickey's Once Upon A Christmas'.
12. "It looks like we're going to have a white Christmas after all!"
- Goofy, 'Mickey's Once Upon A Christmas'.
13. "If there's one thing I don't like about falling off a roof, it's the pain involved."
- Goofy, 'Goof Troop'.
14. "Boy, some people ain't go no class!"
- Goofy, 'Mickey Mouse'.
15. "Boy, some people ain't go no class!"
- Goofy, 'Kingdom Hearts'.
16. "Here he comes with the key!"
- Goofy, 'Fun And Fancy Free'.
17. "Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?"
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
18. "Do you need a break from modern living? Do you long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried, just grab a friend and take a ride, together upon the open road."
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
19. "Now, how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity?"
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
20. "Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time!"
- Goofy, 'A Goofy Movie'.
Goofy Quotes About Friendship
Here are a set of quotes that you can use when you are goofy around someone and when you are the only one who is able to see the goofy side of your loved ones. You can even use these goofy quotes with your significant other and have enough content to grow up to be funny old people together!
21. "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
- Oprah Winfrey.
22. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
- Bernard Meltzer.
23. "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway."
- Greg Tamblyn.
24. "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson.
25. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body."
- Jim Hayes.
26. “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.”
- Mark Twain.
27. “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.”
- Robert Louis Stevenson.
28. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’"
- A.A. Milne.
29. “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.”
- C.S. Lewis.
30. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”
- Charles Lamb.
31. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
- Linda Grayson.
32. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
- C.S. Lewis.
33. “Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.”
- Virginia Woolf.
34. “There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.”
- Jim Henson.
35. “We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.”
- William Somerset Maugham.
36. “If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.”
- S.E. Hinton.
37. “Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.”
- Anne Lindbergh.
38. “True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”
- Emilie Saint-Genis.
39. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”
- Robert Brault.
40. “A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.”
- William Shakespeare.
Goofy Quotes About Love
Here are a set of goofy quotes about love that are guaranteed to give you ideas and content to say to your loved ones the next time you meet them! Share these quotes to show your favorite person that he or she is beautiful when they are goofy.
41. "Love is sharing your popcorn."
- Charles Schultz.
42. "Romantic love is a mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one."
- Fran Lebowitz.
43. "Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
- Carroll Bryant.
44. "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
- Dr Seuss.
45. "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstein.
46. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
- Scott Adams.
47. "It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes."
- Lucille Ball.
48. "First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time."
- Honore de Balzac.
49."You call it madness, but I call it love."
- Don Byas.
50. "A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love."
- Friedrich Nietzsche.
51. "A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet."
- Plato.
52. "People should fall in love with their eyes closed."
- Andy Warhol.
53. "Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime."
- Nicholas Sparks.
54. "Love is being stupid together."
- Paul Valery.
55. "What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
- Pearl Bailey.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Goofy quotes, then why not take a look at these 'You've Got Mail' quotes, or Wonder Woman quotes for more?
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