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20 Joker Jokes, Quotes, And Puns That Are Villainously Funny

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The Joker is the arch-nemesis of the vigilante superhero Batman in DC Comics.

The character has evolved tremendously since making his first appearance. From being a funny character in the first story, it has become one of the darkest and grittiest characters in recent years!

Creating chaos in Gotham City, the Joker has also killed Jason Todd, one of the character's, to get Robin's mantle! Harley Quinn is Joker's lover and no one can top the destruction they like to make! To make light of the situation, there are many Batman and Joker jokes, simple the Joker jokes, and many quotes about Joker others. So, let's take a look at them!

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Funny Jokers' Jokes

The Joker is an iconic character.

Here is the best of Joker jokes and Batman Joker jokes.

1. Why did the Joker call the sidekick of Batman a frog? Because he was Jason Toad!

2. What would the Joker say if he had a memory problem? He would ask you, "Do you know how I got these scars?"

3. What did the Joker say when he heard that he hadn't won the award for the best villain? "Oh boy, you must be Joaquin!"

4. What do you say when the Joker lets you go as a hostage? That was a really nice jesture!

5. Why was comedian Jimmy Carr also considered to play the iconic DC Comics villain? Because he is also known as Joe Carr!

Awesome Joker Puns

Here are some Joker one-liners and puns that you will surely like.

6. When Robin went to buy some food at Joker's restaurant, the Joker refused to get him food because he had a crowbar!

7. The Joker absolutely hates drinking this one beverage. It is called socie-tea!

8. The Joker recently won a Nobel Prize in Physics. This was because he had done some ground-breaking work in Chaos Theory!

9. When the Joker ordered a sandwich at the Cafe with Harley Quinn, he asked the waiter, "You Gotham?"

10. After the actor played the role of Joker, the reporter asked him how much had he earned? The actor replied, "Just a Nicholson!"

Best Joker Quotes Of All Time

The Joker and Harley Quinn are the most famous evil couple.

These are the best of the Joker quotes where you will find some funny Joker quotes and some really philosophical Joker's quotes.

11. "The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!"

- The Joker, played by Heath Ledger, in 'The Dark Knight' (2008)

12. "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away…forever."

- The Joker, from  Alan Moore's 'Batman: The Killing Joke'!

13. "Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

- The Joker, from 'Batman' (1989)

14. "You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."

- The Joker, from 'The Dark Knight' (2008)

15. "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."

- The Joker, from writer Alan Moore's graphic novel 'Batman: The Killing Joke'!

16. "I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy."

- Arthur Fleck/ Joker, played by Joaquin Pheonix in 'Joker' (2019)

17. "I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I'm really crying. You might join me for a weep."

- The Joker, from the movie 'Batman' (1989)

18. "I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger."

- The Joker, in the movie 'The Dark Knight' (2008)

19. "Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's funny or not."

- Arthur Fleck/The Joker, played by Joaquin Pheonix in 'Joker' (2019)

20. "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"

- The Joker, played by Jack Nicholson, in 'Batman' (1989)

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly Jokes and puns for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Funny Joker Jokes, Quotes, and Puns, then why not take a look at vampire puns or zombie puns.

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