43 Pizza Quotes That Are Cheesy To Start The Weekend Right

Martha Martins
Sep 19, 2023 By Martha Martins
Originally Published on Sep 01, 2021
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The pizza was first discovered in Italy, by a Neapolitan chef, Rafaelle Esposito.

It is known that Egyptians and ancient Greeks used to consume flatbreads previously. The later version of it, topped with mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and tomatoes was created by Rafaelle Esposito in Italy in the year 1889, 11 June.

Although Pizza has its origin in Italy, it is loved all over the world. One of the most eaten foods in America is pepperoni pizza.

It is known that the world's best pizza place is L'Antica Pizzeria da Michele, Naples. There are many versions of pizza such as, BBQ pizza, pepperoni pizza, and the classic Margherita, which consists of three kinds of cheese. Frank Pepe Pizzeria is America's best pizza place.

These pizza quotes include 'I love pizza; quotes, pizza party quotes, pizza lover quotes, pizza delivery quotes and many inspirational pizza quotes. What do you call someone who loves pizza? Pizza Lover!

For more quotes, take a look at taco quotes and cake quotes.

Famous Pizza Quotes

Traditional Italian pizza on a dark background.

Pizza is the one dish that is loved and celebrated by all, globally. These lovely pizza quotes will make you crave pizza even more.

1. "Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza."

– Andrew W.K.

2. "A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away."

– Jet Pascal.

3. "Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go!"

– Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate.

4. "I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war."

- Jason Barnett.

5. "There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."

- Kevin James.

6. "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

- Yogi Berra.

7. "I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza."

- Trevor Donovan.

8. "If you want to eat pizza, have the pizza. "

- Tess Holliday.

9. And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.

- Tiger Woods.

10. I'm always in the mood for pizza.

- Emma Kenney.

Pizza Love Quotes

Pizza and love are synonymous. There is hardly anyone on this planet who is not a fan of pizza. These pizza love quotes will make your heart melt.

11. "You can do irrefutably impossible things with the right amount of planning and support from intelligent and hardworking people and pizza.

–Scott Gimple.

12. "I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel."

‒ Richard Blais.

13. "There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't sit right."

- G.A Mackavett.

14. "I love pizza, meaning: Even when I'm in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza."

– Jandy Nelson.

15. "I want pizza with my face on it."

- Jennifer Lawrence.

16. "I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding."

- Mike Birbiglia.

17. "The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m."

- Charles Pierce.

18. "I love pizza; you can't really go wrong with pizza."

- Nick Jonas.

19. "My love is pizza shaped. Won't you have a slice? It's circular, so there's enough to go around."

- Dora J. Arod.

20. "I love pizza. Meaning: even when I'm in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza."

- Jandy Nelson.

21. "We're mostly macrobiotic, but sometimes I take the family out for a pizza."

‒ John Lennon.

Funny Pizza Quotes And Sayings

If you're a pizza lover, these funny pizza quotes will for sure put a smile on your face.

22. "When life give you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it."

- Anay.

21. "Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep-dish pizza."

- Benedict Smith

22. "Pizza is good medicine for disappointment."

- Katherine Howe.

23. "You know what? Part of me just wants to eat a pizza and go to sleep."

- Gwen Stefani.

24. "Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you."

- Bill Murray.

25. "I think of dieting, then I eat pizza."

– Lara Stone.

26. "Keep your friends close and your pizza closer."

– Unknown.*

27. "Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes."

– Amy Neftzger.

28. "Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom."

‒ Stephen Colbert.

29. You judge a pizza place on their cheese slice.

- Dave Portnoy.

30. I have to admit I don't like pizza. I love it. And I am prepared to do literally anything to get my hands on a slice.

- Liz Truss.

Pizza Quotes By Famous People

Listed here are some lovely pizza quotes by some of the most famous people out there.

31. "I am like that guy on the Odd Couple, and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry."

- Rick Majerus.

32. "When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything."

- Chuck Palahniuk.

33. "We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden—a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made."

- Gwyneth Paltrow.

34. "The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria."

- Mark Feuerstein.

35. Any pizza can be a personal one if you cry while you eat it.

- Aparna Nancherla.

36. "I think everybody's pizza box or plate ends up looking pretty similar, all the sauce and cheese ate out of the centre, and who gets left behind the crust. Like Jeremy Piven at a strip club."

- Anthony Bourdain.

37. "I'm not a fan of this deep dish pizza. To me, it's just a cake of melted cheese. I like the thin-crusted pizzas better."

- Pau Gasol.

38. "The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3 Celsius—not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it."

-Stephen Hawking.

Pizza Hut Quotes

If we're talking about pizza, Pizza Hut has to be there in the room. Here are some most popular slogans used by everyone's favourite pizza place, Pizza Hut.

39. "Gather 'round the good stuff!"

- Pizza Hut.

40. "Now You're Eating!"

-Pizza Hut.

41. "Make it great!"

-Pizza Hut.

42. "The Flavor of Now!"

- Pizza Hut.

43. "Nobody out pizzas the hut."

-Pizza Hut.

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Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotesfor everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for pizza quotes that are cheesy to start the weekend right,, then why not take a look at cheese quotes, or chocolate quotes.

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Written by Martha Martins

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

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Martha MartinsBachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

Martha is a full-time creative writer, content strategist, and aspiring screenwriter who communicates complex thoughts and ideas effectively. She has completed her Bachelor's in Linguistics from Nasarawa State University. As an enthusiast of public relations and communication, Martha is well-prepared to substantially impact your organization as your next content writer and strategist. Her dedication to her craft and commitment to delivering high-quality work enables her to create compelling content that resonates with audiences.

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