Do you love 'Trailer Park Boys' and their witty quotes?
Go through our list of 'Trailer Park Boys' quotes to find some great and funny 'Trailer Park Boys' quotes alongside some of the best 'Trailer Park Boys' sayings. These include some of the famous Rickyisms, too, which will make you roll on the floor chortling.
'Trailer Park Boys' first aired in 2001, slowly climbing its way to success and finally being adopted by Netflix in 2014. The show revolves around Sunnyvale Trailer Park residents Julian (John Paul Tremblay), Ricky (Robb Wells), and Bubbles (Mike Smith) trying to earn money by committing petty crimes all the while trying to avoid the police.
The park's vindictive alcoholic supervisor Jim Lahey (John Dunsworth) and his assistant and romantic partner, Randy (Patrick Roach), often interfere with the trio's plans and complicate them.
Here are some of the best 'Trailer Park Boys' lines and jokes with great Ricky 'Trailer Park Boys' quotes, Randy Bobandy quotes, best Lahey quotes, and some of the greatest 'Trailer Park Boy' quotes. These quotes are from the 'I am the liquor' episode and many others. Enjoy!
Ricky's solecism led to the fans terming it as "Rickyisms". Here are some of his best Rickyisms.
1. "Worst case Ontario."
-Season 5, Episode 5
2. "Save me some of those sweet empowered chicken things."
-Season 2, Episode 5
3. "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her."
-Season 8, Episode 6
4. "Don't judge a cover of a book by its look."
-Season 10, Episode 2
5. "For the Gooder of Us All."
-Season 10, Episode 6
6. "Good things come to those at the gate."
-Ricky.
7. "Hit 'em with everything we caught."
-Season 9, Episode 7
8. "A link is only as long as your longest strong chain."
-Season 8, Episode 9
9. "It's all water under the fridge."
-Season 8, Episode 1
10. "Do you wanna get married by me?"
-Season 1, Episode 5
11. "I'm not going to put my dad in jeopardization."
-Ricky.
12. "It's better to have a gun and need it than to not have a gun and not need it."
-Ricky.
13. "Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around."
-Season 1, Episode 3
14. "He passed with flying carpets."
-Season 4, Episode 7
15. "It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that...."
-Season 3, Episode 8
16. "Lucy, I will make you have an eternity test if I have to."
-Season 7, Episode 2
17. "I'm not a pessimist; I'm an optometrist."
-Season 6, Episode 5
18. "One man's garbage is another man person's good un-garbage."
-Season 6, Episode 3
19. "We just gotta quantratine the plants, man."
-Season 2, Episode 4
20. "Do you have a search warranty?"
-Season 4, Episode 1
21. "Survival of the fitness, boys."
-Season 7, Episode 6
22. "I feel like my brain is short circulating."
-Season 8, Episode 3
23. "So, I'm going to do what the old man used to always say. 'Let guy bonds be guy bonds.'"
-Season 9, Episode 1
'Trailer Park Boys' Ricky Quotes
Here are some of the best Ricky quotes!
24. "The thing is, in order to stop breakin' the law is we gotta break the law just for a couple of minutes, and then we're gonna be done, retired."
-Ricky.
25. "I'd like to make a request under the People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act to be able to smoke an' swear in your courtroom."
-Season 3, Episode 3
26. "What are you doin' using your big school words; just use normal people words and I'll understand what you're talkin' about."
-Season 2, Episode 2
27. "A lot of people might say I'm stupid; I don't know; I don't think I am. I'm probably smarter than that, I mean. This thing here's smarter than me, I guess, but it has a battery."
-Season 5, Episode 7
28. "Rocket people, perhaps you've heard of them?"
-Season 4, Episode 2
29. "When you're growing up, you gotta do illegal things once in a while, have a bit of fun and maturinate into a better person."
-Season 5, Episode 8
30. "I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'."
-Season 5, Episode 6
31. "I've met cats and dogs smarter than Trevor and Cory. In fact, most cats and dogs are smarter than Trevor and Cory."
-Season 2, Episode 3
32. "I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? I'm just happy I'm in a position where I can do something like that."
-Season 3, Episode 1
33. "It's gonna happen anyway whether you are or you're not."
-Season 1, Episode 5
34. "I just wanna get drunk and eat chicken fingers."
-Season 1, Episode 2
35. "Rush's don't do stuff like that. They got these lyrics about... how trees are talking to each other, and how different sides of your brain works, and outer space nonsense."
-Season 3, Episode 5
36. "Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good."
-Season 3, Episode 3
37. "I don't have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands me."
-Season 4, Episode 2
38. "Thing with me is that... I am smart. And I'm self-smarted basically by myself."
-Season 5, Episode 10
39. "How can a peanut kill someone? It's not even a person."
-Season 8, Episode 7
40. "Lucy, I'll be a better father than you will ever be."
-Season 4, Episode 6
41. "If I get my grade 10, I'll be kind of an equaller person to Julian."
-Season 2, Episode 4
42. "Why are you dressed up as a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?
- Season 3, Episode 6
43. "Instead of breaking the law big time for a big pay day, you gotta break the law a lot but little tiny crimes."
-Season 3, Episode 3
44. "I've always believed do unto others as you would do unto you."
-Season 4, Episode 1
45. "After today we're gonna be a legal family. It's gonna be pretty cool, right, it's gonna be on paper and everything."
-Ricky.
46. Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.
— Season 2, Episode 6
'Trailer Park Boys' The Best Jim Lahey Quotes
Here are some awesome Mr Lahey quotes.
47. "Let the liquor do the thinkin', bud."
-Season 7, Episode 8
48. "You can destroy this liquor, but you, you'll never destroy THE liquor... Because it's bigger than all of us!"
Season 5, Episode 9
49. "I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. Tell you what, you guess Ricky. Guess who I'm gonna shoot first. Will it be you Rick?"
-Season 4, Episode 8
50. "I beg your pardon; I was only a real cop. I was never an important Mall-Cop like you, Rick."
-Season 2, Episode 1
51. "Listen, I was unaware that I had an appointment with you fine people today. As it turns out I have another engagement: I plan to get drunk!"
-Season 2, Episode 2
52. "I learned a very valuable lesson lately, Randy. You can't change people."
-Season 5, Episode 9
53. "You are the dumbest cop on the force, George. The dumbest."
-Season 4, Episode 8
54. "Nice disguise, Bubs. You might be able to fool the FBI, but you can't fool the FB-Me."
-Season 7, Episode 8
55. "Randy, I've decided to lay off the food for a bit, and go on the booze."
-Season 5, Episode 9
56. "These things have a way of working themselves out. I'm gonna let the liquor do the thinking."
-Season 7, Episode 8
57. "I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it."
-Season 10, Episode 2
58. "The liquor feels like a familiar pair of slippers that you put on and sit in front of the fire."
-Season 9, Episode 7
'Trailer Park Boys' Julian Quotes
The schemer and the mild one is Julian. His amazing quotes are listed below.
59. "Julian: Bubbles, what happened to my trailer park, man?
Ricky: Looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here or something, man."
-Season 2, Episode 1
60. "Julian: I want you outta that car in two days though, Ricky.
Ricky: No more than two weeks, I promise."
-Season 1, Episode 1
61. "Randy, a lot of barbecues look alike."
-Season 3, Episode 6
62. "Trevor: We're not stupid Julian.
Julian: Yes you are stupid, that's why I have to tell you this."
-Season 3, Episode 2
'Trailer Park Boys' Bubbles Quotes
Here are some of the best TPB quotes from Bubbles.
63. "You look kind of French with your little mustache, there. I'm gonna call you Steve French! That's a good name for you."
-Season 4, Episode 6
64. "On special occasions, I always pound the liquor into me, Julian."
-Season 4, Episode 1
65. "Boys, when the cops get here, tell them I won't resist. I'll be in my shed hyperventilating."
-Season 5, Episode 8
66. "Ricky: What was that?
Bubbles: Take a guess! What are sirens usually bolted to the roof of?"
-Ricky and Bubbles, 'Trailer Park Boys'
67. "No cat of mine is gonna live in a car."
-Season 1, Episode 2
68. "I can't go to jail. Who will look after my kitties?"
-Season 2, Episode 3
69. "Boys, my legs are all jankity-janked."
-Season 7, Episode 6
70. "Well, that's a little harsh. He's not a punk. He might be a bit of a goof, but he's not a punk."
-Season 3, Episode 4
'Trailer Park Boys' One-Liners
Let's see if always fighting 'Trailer Park Boys' patch up with these one-liners!
71. "Know what I'm sayin'?"
— J-Roc, Multiple Episodes
72. "I shot my Daddy in the bum and Mommy's gonna get mad at me."
73. "This man can't represent anyone…Your Honor! He's a complete and total idiot!"
— Prosecutor, Season 3, Episode 3
74. "What are you looking at my gut for?"
— Phil Collins, Season 7, Episode 5
75. "My rhymes and mic are like a corporate merger, they go together like Randy's gut and cheeseburger."
— J-Roc, Season 3, Episode 4
76. "It's hard to admit it but, Mum, I'm white."
— J-Roc, Season 3, Episode 4
77. "It's all about the bacon and the sparrows buddy."
— Ray LaFleur, Season 5, Episode 5
Best 'Trailer Park Boys' Quotes From Other Characters
And last but not the least, here are some of the greatest 'Trailer Park Boys' sayings from some of the less prominent characters!
78. "Listen boy, when you're under my roof, it's my rules, and burgers is all about them rules. Burgers were good to me and they're good to you!"
— Phil Collins, Season 7, Episode 5
79. "Jamie, how many 29 year old record company presidents operate out of their mom's trailers? Know what I'm sayin'?"
— Linda, Season 3, Episode 4
80. "I spin more rhymes than a Lazy Susan, and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven."
— J-Roc, Season 3, Episode 3
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Trailer Park Boys' quotes, then why not take a look at 'How I Met Your Mother' quotes, or Chandler Bing quotes.
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