140 Family Quotes For Christmas

Divine Ikeh
Mar 13, 2023 By Divine Ikeh
Originally Published on Feb 24, 2023
Edited by Smriti Chaudhary
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Using Christmas quotes for family and friends, you can communicate and express your warm holiday greetings and get them into the holiday spirit. One of the most important aspects of celebrating Christmas is communicating good vibes and extending holiday cheer.

Christmas can be extra special because you can see the magic through a happy family. A happy Christmas brings a lot of joy, love, laughter, and a Christmas gift that warms your heart as you see your Christmas wishes come true.

Begin your holiday season by sending these Christmas wishes to family and friends. Here is a collection of merry Christmas quotes for family and loved ones can be found here.

Funny Family Quotes For Christmas

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”– Gary Allan

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”– Johnny Carson

“The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.” - Unknown*

“Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.” - Unknown*

“Since my family is so big, we have to super-size our Christmas celebrations.” - Unknown*

“I just want to be rich enough to buy enough ornaments to cover more than one side of the tree.” - Charlotte Christmas

“One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books." – Professor Dumbledore, Harry Potter franchise

“Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” - Charlie Brown

“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden

“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” – Melanie White

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” – Joan Rivers

“Holiday lights should be festive while at the same time not encouraging aircraft to land.” – Charles Lake on Twitter

“I’m releasing a holiday song called, all I Want for Christmas is my Parents’ Freaking Wifi Password.” – Damien Fahey on Twitter

“I’m releasing a holiday song called, All I Want for Christmas is my Parents’ Freaking Wifi Password.” – Damien Fahey on Twitter

“My mother-in-law has come around to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.” – Leslie “Les” Dawson, Jr.

“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!” – Hamilton Wright Mabi

“If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.” - Unknown*

“Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” — Garrison Keillor

“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” – Kin Hubbard

“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” — Dennis Miller

“Santa Clause wears a red suit. He must be a communist. And long hair. He must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe he’s smoking?” — Arlo Guthrie

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” – Bernard Manning

“Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.” – Tom Sims

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar

“More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.” — Linda Sunshine

“One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.” — Louis C.K.

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple

“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” – Henny Youngman

“How can you not love eggnog? You’re basically getting wasted on ice cream.” – Bill Maher

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” — George Carlin

“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden

“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller

“You can just hear Santa saying ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’ when you receive your credit card statement in January.” — Kate Summers

“What is Christmas? It is the tenderness of the past, courage for the present, and hope for the future." - Agnes M. Pahro

“I hate the radio this time of year because they play ‘All I Want for Christmas is You’ like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” – Bridger Winegar

“Thank you, stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace.” – Jimmy Fallon 

'Three Wise WOMEN would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth!' - Unknown*

“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” – Winston Spear

“For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.” – Queen Elizabeth II

“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” - Robert Paul

'Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.' – Wendy Cope

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” – Andy Rooney

“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” – Andy Borowitz

“Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.” - Charles M. Schultz

“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” – Johnny Carson

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” - Larry Wilde

“All I want for Christmas is for my family to stop trying to talk to me while I’m trying to tweet.” – Robin Wood on Twitter

“Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.” — Stephen Jones

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan

' The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.' – Julius Sharpe

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” ― Andy Rooney

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.” — Victor Borge

“I never get to see Santa Claus come down the chimney because I always get too tired and fall asleep from eating all his cookies while waiting for him.” — Theodore W. Higginsworth

“Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.” — Larry Wilde

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.” – Anonymous

“There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien

“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.” – William Thomas Ellis

“Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” – Zuzu Bailey

“Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the often silly buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.” – Harlan Miller

“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – Dennis Miller

“I wish we could put up some of the Christmas mood in jars and open a jar of it every month.” – Harlan Miller

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” – Andy Rooney

Cheerful Family Quotes For Christmas

“Christmas time is cherished family time. family time is sacred time.” - Unknown*

“For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.” – W. J. Tucker

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” - Charles Dickens Laura

“MY Christmas wish would To spend it with my family and just curl up and watch Christmas movies when it's snowing outside.” - Caroline Kennedy

“Music has always been a part our family Christmas and my favourite memory from making this collection of songs was sitting beside my dad, listening to this last one play over and over and over.” - James Elmer Smith

'The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” - Will Ferrell

“Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we become a child again at Christmas-time.” – Laura Ingalls Wilder

“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” – Henny Youngman

“I will celebrate Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” – Charles Dickens

“Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!” – Charles Dickens

"Candy canes and Christmas stockings make a family celebration special." - Unknown*

“Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind” – Helen Steiner Rice

“Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry." - Steve Maraboli

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby

“I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.” – Harlan Miller

"Christmas presents are nice, but family Christmas celebration is the best gift of all.” – Shirley Sallay

“Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves.” – B. C. Forbes

“Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” – Norman Vincent Peale

“Holidays are about experiences and people, and tuning into what you feel like doing at that moment. Enjoy not having to look at a watch.” – Evelyn Glennie

“Christmas is not just a time for festivity and merry making. It is a time for the contemplation of eternal things. The Christmas spirit is a spirit of giving and forgiving.” – J. C. Penney

“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.” – Peg Bracken

Heartwarming Family Quotes For Christmas

“I send my thoughts afar, and let them paint your Christmas Day at home.” – Edward Rowland Sill

“The best present on Christmas is spending some good time with family realizing the importance of love, sharing things that give you real joy.” -Unknown*

“Christmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving, and of families united.” – Norman Vincent Peale

“During the holiday season, Christmas specifically, it can be hard to be away from family and friends.” - Mark Twain

“Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first.” — George Matthew Adams

“There’s nothing cozier than a Christmas tree all lit up.” ― Jenny Han

“Christmas is a good time to take stock of our blessings.” — Pat Boone

“Every gift which is given, even though it be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.” – Pindar

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.” ― Bob Hope

“Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most.” – Ruth Carter Stapleton

“The spirit of Christmas means being happy and giving freely. It’s a tradition for all the kids in the family to help mom decorate the tree.” – Malaika Arora Khan

“May you and your family have a meaningful holiday season creating beautiful memories and warm love.” - Unknown*

“Good news from heaven the angels bring, Glad tidings to the earth they sing: To us this day a child is given, To crown us with the joy of heaven.” – Martin Luther

“Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving.” — B. C. Forbes

“Each sight, each sound of Christmas and fragrances sublime make hearts and faces happy this glorious Christmastime.” – Carice Williams

“Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both.” – Phillips Brooks

"I like smiling, smiling’s my favorite." – Buddy the Elf

“The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.” – Richard Paul Evans

“Christmas season gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us.” – David Cameron

“I find that it’s the simple things that remind you of family around the holidays.” – Amy Adams

“Christmas, my child, is love in action.” – Dale Evans

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.” – Charles M. Schulz

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Burton Hillis

“Christmas is all about love, family and children. it doesn’t matter what we eat or what presents we get as long as the holidays are spent with loved ones.”   – Anonymous

“If my Valentine you won’t be, I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.” - Harlan Miller

“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.” – Roy L. Smith

“This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.” — Taylor Caldwell

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” – Anonymous

“The joy of brightening other lives, and easing other’s loads with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas. “ – WC Jones

“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.” – G.K. Chesterton

“For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.” – W. J. Tucker

“Christmas is not just a time for festivity and merry making. It is a time for the contemplation of eternal things. The Christmas spirit is a spirit of giving and forgiving.” – J. C. Penney

Famous Family Quotes For Christmas

“Christmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving, and of families united.” – Norman Vincent Peale

“Christmas is all about family, eating, drinking and making merry.” – Malaika Arora Khan

“Christmas is a holiday that we celebrate not as individuals nor as a nation, but as a human family.” - Ronald Reagan

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. “ – Burton Hills

“Christmas is, of course, the time to be home, in heart as well as body.” – Garry Moore

“Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.” —Ellen DeGeneres

“At Christmas, all roads lead home.” — Marjorie Holmes

“Christmas is the day that holds all time together.” – Alexander Smith

“From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas brings us closer to each other.” – Emily Matthews

“Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.”  – Pope John XXIII

“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” – Hamilton Wright Mabie

“Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.” – Mary Ellen Chase

“Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.” – Janice Maeditere

“I will honur Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” – Charles Dickens

“I love the Christmas-tide, and yet, I notice this, each year I live; I always like the gifts I get, but how I love the gifts I give!” – Carolyn Wells

“Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.” – Calvin Coolidge

“I don’t think Christmas is necessarily about things. It’s about being good to one another, it’s about the Christian ethic, it’s about kindness.” – Carrie Fisher

“May Christmas lend a special charm to all you chance to do, And may the season light your way to hopes and dreams anew.” - Garnett Ann Schultz

“I don't want Christmas season to end, because it's the only time I can legitimately indulge in on particular addiction: glitter.” - Chris Van Allsburg

 “Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.” – Winston Churchill

“This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.” – Taylor Caldwell

“Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.” — Margaret Thatcher

 

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Written by Divine Ikeh

Bachelor of Science specializing in Industrial Chemistry, Master of Science specializing in Analytical Chemistry

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Divine IkehBachelor of Science specializing in Industrial Chemistry, Master of Science specializing in Analytical Chemistry

A chemist and experienced content specialist, Divine holds a Bachelor's in Industrial Chemistry from Enugu State University of Science and Technology and a Master's in Analytical Chemistry from Ahmadu Bello University. With a proven track record of creating high-quality content and advancing businesses and brands, Divine's expertise includes blogging, copywriting, and editing. He has also authored several academic publications and aspires to become a professor in the field of chemistry.

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