70 Funny Hair Quotes For Your Next Social Media Caption

Srija Chanda
Dec 12, 2023 By Srija Chanda
Originally Published on Mar 04, 2021
Edited by Isobel Murphy
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How much time do you spend on achieving the perfect hairstyle?

Be it an edgy haircut or a full-blown hair care routine, life is too short to possess a boring appearance. If you are a hairstylist who intends to launch an Instagram profile, these quotes about hair are a great starting point, or perhaps you just want some great hair quotes to celebrate a great hair day!

When people are having a bad hair day, nothing is better than giving them a little pampering or even a proper haircut. Equip yourself with some hilarious hair quotes to get your clients laughing.

Moreover, embracing funny hair quotes about natural hair gets people more comfortable with their own hair type. It is never too late to turn bad hair into good hair as you smile reading some funny hairstylist quotes!

We have included funny curly hair quotes, funny stylist quotes, and many other straight and curly hair quotes. Funny and thoughtful quotes about hair that both boys and girls can enjoy are the way forward!

If you find these funny hair quotes for captions amusing, do check out these messy hair quotes and hairdresser quotes to discover more hair quotes and girls' hairstyle quotes.

The Best Funny Hair Quotes For Social Media Captions

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Funny hair quotes for Instagram are a great way to engage potential customers and for both boys and girls to forgo boring hair. In this section, there are enticing funny hair sayings that ace at grabbing one’s attention in an instant.

1. “I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.”    

‒ Hillary Rodham Clinton.

2. “Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.”

‒ Marge Piercy, ‘Braided Lives’.

3. “Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

‒ George F. Burns.

4. “Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous.”

‒ Issac Asimov, ‘Prelude To Foundation’.

5. “Of course I have bad hair days; I’m human.”

‒ Ryan Lochte.

6. “There's no time for a man to recover his hair that grows bald by nature.”

‒ Willian Shakespeare, ‘The Comedy Of Errors’.

7. “I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.”

‒ Jay London.

8. “Man can have only a certain number of teeth, hair and ideas; there comes a time when he necessarily loses his teeth, hair and ideas.”

‒ Voltaire, ‘The Portable Voltaire’.

9. “I've discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair.”

‒ Judith Light.

10. “Everyone has a bad hair day; the trick is not to have one on picture day.”

‒ Mark R. Woodward.

11. “I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.”

‒ Taylor Swift.

12. “Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.”

‒ Steven Morrissey.

13. “Stars are good, too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can.”

‒ Mark Twain, ‘Eve’s Diary’.

14. “When a woman isn't beautiful, people always say, 'You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair.'”

‒ Anton Chekov.

15. “People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don't know, I'm never there.”

‒ Dolly Parton.

16. “I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.”

‒ Joan Crawford.

17. “... my long hair is always plaited up out of sight, and my short hair curls well enough to want no papering.”

‒ Jane Austen, ‘Letters’.

18. “I am my best self when I have super-short hair. That’s when I feel most like me and most confident.”

‒ Halle Berry.

19. “My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and God knows my hair could use a registered nurse.”

‒ Jack Bunbury.

20. “I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.”

‒ Tommy Cooper.

21. “Wanted: Dead or alive: Rapunzel. For horse thieving, kidnapping, jailbreaking, and using her hair in a manner other than nature intended!”

‒ Shannon Hale, ‘Rapunzel's Revenge’.

22. “My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.”

‒ Julia Roberts.

23. “Everything goes with short hair. It is bananas.”

‒ Ginnifer Goodwin.

24. “Hair brings one’s self-image into focus; it is vanity’s proving ground.”

‒ Shana Alexander.

25. “A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.”

‒ Coco Chanel.

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26. “Hairstyles change, and skirt lengths, and slang, but high school administrations? Never.”

‒ Stephen King, ‘11/22/63: A Novel’.

27. “The right hairstyle can make a plain woman beautiful and a beautiful woman unforgettable.”

‒ Sophia Loren.

28. "A hairstyle's not a lifestyle."

‒ Jello Biafra.

29. “I was nineteen and I put a bowl on and I said, Cut around! Because it was not the fashion at the time when I did that hairdo - and I kept it all my life!”

‒ Agnès Varda.

30. “Life is more beautiful when you meet the right hair dresser.”

‒ Peter Coppola.

31. “If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes, you can get away with anything.”

‒ Iris Apfel.

32. “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”

‒ Ivana Trump.

33. “You don’t have to be a movie star for me to do your hair, when you sit in my chair you’re my movie star.”

‒ Vincent Roppatte.

34. “If for no other reason than it's just fun to watch people age, and it's fun to watch what happened to '80s hairdos and outfits, and what they look like now.”

‒  Alex Borstein.

35. “These are very confusing times. For the first time in history a woman is expected to combine: intelligence with a sharp hairdo, a raised consciousness with high heels, and an open, nonsexist relationship with a tan guy who has a great bod.”

‒ Lynda Barry.

36. “There are some styles I do not want to take credit for and usually these hairstyles are on the heads of customers who are only too happy to spread the word.”

‒ Marlin Bressi, ‘Blow Me: Hairy Adventures In The Salon Industry’.

37. “Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.”

‒ Alice Roosevelt Longworth.  

38. “Even geniuses can get things wrong. Look at Einstein’s unfortunate choice of a hairdresser.”

‒ Joss Stirling.

39. “Hairstyle is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.”

‒ Hubert de Givenchy, ‘Vogue, 1985’.

40. “Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.”

‒ Larry David.

41. “Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.”

‒ Shana Alexander.

42. “Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.”

‒ Jim Morrison.

43. “Puberty hit me pretty hard. All of a sudden, I woke up, and I had really curly hair.”

‒ Paul Rudd.

44. “People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.”

‒ Rita Rudner, ‘Naked Beneath My Clothes’.

45. “When God takes a shower, waterfalls come to life around the world. When I take a shower, my hair usually clogs the drain.”

‒ Anthony T. Hincks.

46. “What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?”

‒ Erma Bombeck, ‘When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time to Go Home’.

47. “My most noticeable physical trait is, hands down, my hair. It's big, unruly and curly, and you can spot it from a mile away... literally.”

‒ Becca Fitzpatrick.

48. “I'm louder and bigger with my curls. There's power in that. Also, straight hair is kind of annoying. It gets caught in my collar.”

‒  Yara Shahidi.

Famous Funny Quotes About Hair To Get Over A Bad Hair Day

Are you into funny hair quotes? Listed below are some hilariously funny hairstyle quotes and curly hair color quotes that will get all girls to laugh out loud in a beauty salon. Some of these are motivational hair quotes too. If you are in a bad mood, these hair quotes are definitely hair-larious to pick you up!

49. “If I'm having a bad hair day, I pick something from my huge collection of hats.”

‒  Olivia Thirlby.

50. “Nobody is really happy with what's on their head.”

‒ Rita Rudner, ‘Naked Beneath My Clothes’.

51. “Hair is the first thing.”

‒ James Brown.

52. “Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.”

‒ Kahlil Gibran.

53. “I've been called a stylist until I really could tear my hair out. And I simply don't believe in style. The style is you.”

‒ Katherine Anne Porter.

54. “Henry loves my hair almost as though it is a creature unto itself, as though it has a soul to call its own, as though it could love him back.”

‒ Audrey Niffenegger, ‘ The Time Traveller’s Wife’.

55. “Relaxing your hair is like being in prison. You're caged in. Your hair rules you. "

‒ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, ‘Americanah’.

56. "You're always battling to make your hair do what it wasn't meant to do.”

‒ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, ‘Americanah’.

57. “I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others.”

‒ Mitch Hedberg.

58. “If my hair gets any frizzier, I'll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier.”

‒ Victoria Scott, ‘Fire & Flood’.

59. “I have always thought that if women's hair posed so many problems, God would certainly have made us bald.”

‒ Marjane Satrapi, ‘The Complete Persepolis’.

60. “Long hair will make thee look dreafully to thine enemies, and manly to thy friends…”

‒ Thomas Dekker, ‘The Guls Horne Booke’.

61. “It seemed to be a law of society that hair must be parted and brushed.”

‒ Kate Chopin, ‘The Awakening’.

62. “People say women shouldn't have long hair over a certain age, but I've never done what everyone says.”

‒ Jane Seymour.

63. “Hair and teeth. (You) got those two things (you) got it all.”

‒ James Brown.

64. "Life is too short to have boring hair"

- Unknown.*

65. "I’ve never felt like there’s just one way to be beautiful. Tall or short, straight hair or curly, it doesn’t matter."

- Taylor Swift.

67. “Never underestimate the power of a good haircut.”

‒ Unknown.*

66. "I whip my hair back and forth."

- Willow Smith, 'Whip My Hair'.

68. “My hairstyle was perfect, & then humidity said: Today I shall make you look like The Lion King.”

‒ Unknown.*  

69. "It never occurred to me to be like 'Oh now my hair is gray, I had better adapt to that'."

- Linda Rodin.

70. “Some things are basic, but your hair shouldn’t be one! Live your life in color.”

‒ Unknown.*

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for funny hair quotes then why not take a look at these curly hair quotes or [hair quotes] for more great hair quotes?

*Do you know where this quote originated? Please email us to let us know at hello@kidadl.com

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Written by Srija Chanda

Master of Arts specializing in Mass Communication/Media Studies

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Srija ChandaMaster of Arts specializing in Mass Communication/Media Studies

An aspiring media professional, Srija is currently pursuing her Master's degree in Mass Communication at St. Xavier's University, Kolkata, after completing her degree in journalism. With experience in PR and social media, she has also honed her leadership skills through her participation in a youth parliament. Srija's interests include devouring books, watching movies, and exploring new places through travel.

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