10+ Plankton Quotes From One Of The 'SpongeBob' Villains

Martha Martins
Sep 19, 2023 By Martha Martins
Originally Published on Aug 24, 2021
Planketon from SpongeBob SquarePants
Age: 0-99
Read time: 3.8 Min

Sheldon J. Plankton is one of the ten major characters from 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

He is the antagonist along with his computer brain wife, Karen. He hates Mr. Krabs even though both were best friends in the past.

Plankton along with his waterproof computer brain sidekick Karen, who is also his wife, is the owner of 'Chum Bucket'. This is a restaurant not much appreciated by the neighbors as they glorify and sell chum. He is jealous of Mr. Krabs and is always on the verge of stealing the recipe for Krabs' Krabby Patty.

A few of the funny plankton quotes go like, "Hear me, Krabs! When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business!

I went to college! ", or "I'm endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparations of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?!"

For more of the Karen Plankton best quotes check the list below. For more 'SpongeBob Squarepants' reminiscence check, SpongeBob quotes, and Mr. Krabs quotes.

Plankton Quotes About Failure And Life

Plankton SpongeBob character illustration

Plankton has a crazy brain and is hence known as the villain of their world. Check these quotes to know a little more about his way of thinking.

1. "SpongeBob, before we're torn to shreds, I'd like to thank you for helping me look for Spot."

- Plankton.

2. "What? It's just obvious that I'm a complete failure and a waste of a lower life form! Oh, woe is me!"

- Plankton.

3. "Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!

Karen: I never agreed."

- 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

4. "Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn't prove a thing. I'm as evil as ever, I'll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula."

- Plankton.

5. "I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation...will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes."

- Plankton.

6. "I don't get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me."

- Plankton.

7. "Mr. Krabs: How 'bout...you give me fifty bucks, and I'll take him off your hands.

Plankton: It's a deal! I cheated anyway."

- 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

8. "Secret mission, eh? Don't you think I know what you're up to? You want to eat at the Chum Bucket without your boss knowing. Karen, we've got a customer!"

- Plankton.

9. "Yes! And after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture...Take the stupid patty, I don't want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don't know what it's like to be a loser."

- Plankton.

10. "SpongeBob: Eww, I think I stepped in something.

Plankton:Not in something, on someone!"

- 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

11. " 'Intern Wanted' Apply today at Chum Bucket Labs? I'm a mad scientist! If getting help was that easy, I wouldn't have built a computer wife!"

- Plankton.

12. "Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom."

- Plankton.

Most Popular Plankton Quotes

Here are a few of the top Plankton quotes that one shouldn't miss at all.

13. "No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!"

- Plankton.

14. "Everyone: Surprise!

Plankton: Oh, come, Krabs. It's the anniversary of the first time I tried to steal your Krabby Patty formula!

SpongeBob: So, we threw you a surprise party."

- 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

15. "No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid."

- Plankton.

16. "Oh, uh, it says, 'Discuss the secret ingredient of the Krabby Patty formula.' How interesting."

- Plankton.

17. "Mr. Krabs: Plankton!!

Plankton: Krabs!!

SpongeBob: SpongeBob!!"

- 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

18. "I thought I was going to steal something. Can't imagine why. So, I'm just enjoying this lovely day!"

- Plankton.

19. "That's it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges."

- Plankton.

20. "Me, aggressive?! How dare you?! Maybe you're right... I command you to help me be a nicer person!"

- Plankton.

21. "Plankton: Don't bother. There's no need.

Mr. Krabs: What are you talking about?

Plankton: I'm just saying I no longer need to copy you, Krabs. I've got my own winning recipe now."

- 'SpongeBob Squarepants'.

21. "You all love Chum Day? It was me! I invented Chum Day! Chum Day is copy-written by me!"

- Plankton.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotesfor everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Plankton quotes then why not take a look at Patrick Star quotes, and Squidwardquotes.

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Written by Martha Martins

Bachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

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Martha MartinsBachelor of Arts specializing in Linguistics

Martha is a full-time creative writer, content strategist, and aspiring screenwriter who communicates complex thoughts and ideas effectively. She has completed her Bachelor's in Linguistics from Nasarawa State University. As an enthusiast of public relations and communication, Martha is well-prepared to substantially impact your organization as your next content writer and strategist. Her dedication to her craft and commitment to delivering high-quality work enables her to create compelling content that resonates with audiences.

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